Both my parents were lawyers. 2 of my siblings are doctors, the other 2 are lawyers.
I lost my virginity to my publicly disgraced headmaster's 16 yo daughter when i was 13.
I dated an unbelievably attractive 18 year old blonde girl when I was 14.
I am completely covered in traditional english tattoos. Hands to feet. No neck, head or face.
I have an extensive criminal record which works to my advantage since I am an artist and writer.
I grew up surrounded by beautiful people and exquisite objects and I will never really need to work because my experiences and upbringing have cultured me to a point where my musings are worth money to people.
No word of a lie has been spoken.
Tell me a little about yourselves; any interesting anons.
Pic related: some slut that used to cry out with joy when she put my enormous cock in her mouth
Camden James
holy fuck the amount of make up she has on is disgusting.
Samuel Stewart
could her face shine a bit more please I'm not quite blind yet
Asher Johnson
Nobody has ever paid for your musings.
Ayden Nguyen
Yep. True dirty northern slag. Loved it rough and 3 times a day. Loved choking on my dick. She was getting married to a giant mixed race drug dealer at one point.
Carter Torres
Ok pal.
Cooper Jackson
Oh yh I forgot to mention that I also lived rent free with a stripper because I was giving her the good pipe.
Ryan Jenkins
Why do you even feel the need to lie anonymously on the internet? Sad. /thread
Noah Peterson
You're probably adopted
Luke Murphy
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Jonathan Flores
Literally no word of a lie in there. It's sad to me that your life is so dull and predictable that you cant even believe my mildly racy life story.
Christopher Howard
As a gay man, all I can think is why the fuck would she draw BIGGER eyebrows on? Every bit of her makeup and hair is designed to soften the face, from the application to the colors...but then, she's drawn on these fucking black caterpillars. Is she looking to get the Caitlin Jenner look? Not good, not good.
Isaiah Bailey
Just seen that lass in a UK girls thread
Cooper Williams
And again lol, what is so hard to believe about these things? I can verify each and every one of the statements I've made.
Jeremiah Williams
I'm the same guy that posted her there fam.
Jaxon Hill
It's just what UK chicks are doing atm.
Dylan Moore
Then fucking do it
John Kelly
im 19 ive yet to lose my virginity im a privet in the US ermy i was homless 4 a bit o i also dont know how to drive at all i like to take pics of bugs im a beaner btw 2
Eli Martinez
>going online to brag about some random chick he "fucked".
Solid bait, mate.
Josiah Brooks
So you are telling porkys in 2 threads then? Impressive
Gavin Rodriguez
Which one? Theres a lot of info to ratify there bruh. Let's start with the headmasters daughter..
Sebastian Fisher
the only true thing in this story is that everbody in your life is better than you
Blake Hernandez
i also used 2 hav fro
Chase Peterson
OP is actually a disgusting looking geek who needs to lie about bullshit in order to feel slightly better in his miserable dogshit of a life, hehe.
Wyatt Watson
no werd spoken was lie
Aaron Hill
No porkies here bruh this is a UK ting Halal n dat innih. Honestly I did. I met her on holiday she was my best mates little sister's best mate. She sucked my dick after I'd just had sex with another of my m8's sisters slutty friends.
Anthony Harris
Okay first off, don't take pictures like that, and don't fucking ever type "hamlo".
Austin Jenkins
OK, im leaving this thread now. Well played user, well played
Juan Cooper
you are playing the game better than most of us. Don't commit suicide till at least your fifties and i will be impressed.
me: got nothing bad or good going, wealthy enough that I will retire in my fourties and probably "travel" the world a bit to forget my ex wife. That is as long as I don't get stupid and make another fucking kid
Charles Miller
The funny thing is that I'm telling the truth. Honest to god. This is just what life is like for Chad's. You tell yourself it's not, because you need that to be true. Knowing that any girl you'll ever have, will crave my dick and attitude and bone structure for the rest of her life, must make life so difficult for all of you. And I truly pity you all.
Thomas Adams
but y i like to take pics how i wants bub
Parker Watson
>Her eyebrows >Her fucked up skin >Her fucked up lips Wtf?
Lucas Lopez
>played Why are you leaving? I'm playing no games sir.
Jackson Turner
Op here. Sad story user. Why do you need to forget your ex wife so badly? Was she mean to you?
Samuel James
im also chad
Carter Flores
Sex toy chic. All the stupid slags in England do it to attract footballers etc.
Brayden Bennett
Tell us of your Chadly experiences, oh Chadly one.
Isaiah King
You literally have to stop typing like that if you ever wish to get laid.
Leo Price
I'm a 34 year-old, single man. My first cousin had an affair with me while her husband was deployed downrange. There's a 50% possibility that I'm the father of her 12 year-old son and an almost 100% chance that her 8 year-old daughter is mine as well.
I'm just your average bureaucrat who works for the DOD. On Wednesday nights I'm the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist for a pop punk/post-hardcore cover band at a local bar around here. On Friday nights, I play lead guitar for a progressive metal/metalcore band at the same place.
I make about 90k annually but still live in a shitty apartment, and the only women who generally take interest in me are most times 10+ years younger and even more immature than my immature self. The pressure to "settle down" keeps me awake at nights.
always smart,much smarter than most but distracted by above
at 19, start community college as a high school dropout
eventually get engineering degree, eventually launching rockets for a living, lots of detail left out as most of you would not understand anyway
i have stories you guys would not believe. drugs, sluts. guns and general misadventure.
eventually have family, get divorced, now living single life in southern california
ride classic italian motorcycle, surf 3x week minimum and all the pussy i can handle at 48 years old (the cock aint what it used to behaha...still big though so i do well)
2 months ago i fucked my 19 year old neighbor, art student, hot and also nuts. she still comes around for dick randomly
many similar stories. still,i prefer surfing.
guys, life can be fucking amazing. i believe op. if op is lying,its fine because somebody else lived ops life at some point
Jason Parker
I'm some random 18 year old who just graduated high school and is going to uni in February. I have no idea what I am doing with my life right now, and spend my days skating and drinking, if anyone has any advice on what the fuck I am supposed to do that would be greatly appreciated.
Jeremiah Torres
cool story bro
Logan Foster
My marriage was better than most, at first. Then for the last four years I got sex maybe six times. Only once from my then wife.
fuck that
Wyatt Robinson
Show atleast 2 perfect girls with timestamp and show us were you live with a timstamp faggot
Jack Allen
That's awesome dude I love punk rock and hardcore. Huge fan of Cro mags, old green Day, stiff little fingers, bwp, harm's way.
And that's hot as fuck. Your cousin is one freaky bitch.
You're way too young to be worrying about settling down dude, just have fun getting laid for now, you can still have kids in 20 years.
Alexander Lopez
den i nvr get laid
Brody Smith
You have an auto correct error, Sup Forumsro. Let me correct that for you. *"when she put my tiny cock in her mouth."
Joshua Brown
You sound like a giant insecure entitled tool.
Do us a favor and go die.
Xavier Cox
I'm not your pal, buddy.
Gavin Anderson
Start with the first statement in your post prove that, then work your way through the rest of the statements until you have proven each and every one We'll wait
Daniel King
Dude, you ever ride Jawbone? My fav place on earth when I was a kid.
Parker Bell
Op here. Your life is a work of art. Hot as balls that you're still banging 19 year old slurs. I'm real btw.
James Williams
Op here. Where u from dude? What u want out of life? Money? Women?
Leo Rivera
Did you stay attractive and help around the house? I've noticed that Women care most about those two things. You can be a total bum as long as you have a great body and clean up after yourself.
Ethan Ramirez
You want me to call up two beautiful girls I know, and get them to come to my house and take a timestamped photo..? Other one I can do I guess. Why does that matter tho?
Lincoln Garcia
It's 8.5inches bruh. And that I can prove.
Xavier Morales
That my family are all successful? Is that really what you care about here?
Nicholas Bailey
Post pic of your tattoos and stop the faggotry
Jacob Howard
i did not but i have heard....
most of my best off road riding was in Arizona and in areas that are now closed because of environmental extremism
heard the same happened to jawbone
Jaxson Baker
>used to cry out with joy when she put my enormous cock in her mouth. >mouth full but able to cry out in joy. either your cock isn't big or your fucking retarded
Josiah Butler
i can tell you one thing about chads, they don't go on Sup Forums to brag about their accomplishments. you know why? because it's fucking pathetic
Daniel Bennett
>traditional english tattoos What are these?. Bulldogs and Union Flags?,
Robert Brooks
hey OP - it might be but the funny thing about a work of art is that you can't tell until you stop and look back
keep banging those slags man, i love love love those girls. i had a gf for a while who moved to the uk for 10 years (her 20's) and came back here at 30 and had adopted they style of the girl in your pic
such a beautifully filthy girl, i really miss her. literally anything was on the menu with that one...
i need to abandon thread....cheers op
Nathaniel Miller
"I can verify each and every one of the statements I've made" that's why
Christopher Martinez
Grew up in a normal suburban neighbourhood in the north east of England
Always the fat kid, but popular enough. Pretty decent athlete tho, got my junior karate black belt at 16.
Finished school a straight A student
Chose to study music at college rather than go to uni to do politics because fuck the system.
Puberty was good to me. Fucked some hot (and some not so hot) bitches in my late teens/early 20s.
Music's going well. Get the chance to tour as a dep musician for a fairly popular top 40 artist in 2013.
One night on tour in a hotel room I go on a cam site on a whim and start talking to some girl.
Four years later we live together and she gives the best head of all time.