Confess Sup Forums

Confess Sup Forums

I touch you when you sleep

I ripped my banjo string by masturbating too hard.

I have no dream whatsoever, just living by procuration on hobbys I catch from looking at animu, vidya or looking at friends

Oh and when I'm desperate for sexual interraction, which happens every two weeks now and then, I just meet randoms on grindr and let them fuck me just cause I can't get any grill

My birthday was last Saturday and I lied to everyone saying I was sick but in reality I spent the entire weekend smoking weed and watching movies.

I post banana memes in ylyl threads

I am a Tardfag

Green text of tard stories thread?

I’m bisexual.

>fapping while bored
>clicked on a random hentai doujin
>didn't know it was shota cucking until halfway through
>nutted the hardest in a while and my heart was beating out of my chest

help

People have called me a sociopath but really I'm just an autistic edgelord who everyone hates.

I'm seriously contemplating getting back on heroin.

I'm so lonely that I pretend to be gay and masturbate on cam for faggots to watch because I like the attention.

i had a dream my boyfriends twin was spooning against me slightly thrusting and last night i had a dream we were grinding on eachother. he let me fuck him once and i want to again. help.

I have recurring nightmares where I shoot myself in the head, but it's not shocking enough to wake up.

Find yourself a tomboy girl, user. Problem solved.

i have. she actually lives on the same block that my bf lives on. had a huge crush on her in HS. i'd let her do anything to me.

I recently had sex with my bestfriend's girlfriend, also am probably gonna kill myself

he heard strange sounds I hate talking to other people and I'm afraid to leave home

After that you should do it.

I dont think my love for her is healthy. But even though she left the country I just cant stop.

I fucked my best friend fiance without protection a couple weeks later she announced she was pregnant and I think it could be mine

I just spent an hour or so editing a pornographic furry drawing into a trap because looking at its face made me feel that it NEEDED to be a trap, and the very implication gave me a boner.
I'm not gay and I've never been into traps whatsoever, and I don't even feel weird at all about it after the fact. I don't feel like this is in any way bringing me closer to being into traps either. I guess it was simply something that had its place.

I'm meeting up with two Syrian refugees this weekend and me and a couple of comrades will take them to a nearby forest and we will torture them, make them dig their own graves and execute them on film.

post it afterwards nigga

The thought of being in sex trafficking excites me.

You need help

Being the victim or the perpetrator? This could be an awesome thriller movie! You get kidnapped into sex trafficking and then you gradually destroy the organization from the inside.

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Being the victim and yes it would ㅋㅋㅋ

Ive fucked my boyfriend multiple times and I live in a hardcore Christian household. Im not Christian tho lmao fuck that shit

you rape me when i was a kid.

Ate hot sause at dinner. Fucked gf after. Still had oil on finger. Vagina on fire. Oof

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I killed my pet goldfish yesterday. I took him out of his aquarium and laid him down on a plate. I then watched him while he gasped for air and slowly but surely died. I'm not sure how I feel about it. He was a good fish and I've never had any plans of doing something like this before, but still I did it. Does it make me a sociopath?

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its psycopathy... you need to get away from people and kill yourself soon before you do that to a real person... Sorry that you are sick Sup Forumsro

I'm attracted to Millie Bobby Brown and I'm in my 30's

Dues Vult

>be me
>still want the girl i saw the last time 5 years back
>no balls to contact her and ask her out
>get super genious idea because i'm a weirdo
>go to a domina
>tell her about the girl but not the name and what she should do to me
>Tell her to interrogation me to get information about the girl (email, name)
>she takes photos during the session
>i reveal the information
>humiliating pictures get sent to her
>with a nice note from the mistress
>don't know what to think afterwards
>biggest mistake or not
>don't know what to expect

make it two

Allahu Akbar

Jesus Christ you faggot...really? Think about how bad those withdrawals are. Go buy a few norcos to catch your buzz. Addict here, clean for a few months. You deserve to OD if your do.

inshallah XD

i masturbate to scat

I'm pretty sure I'm a sociopath because i like making my girlfriend cry and keeping her completely subservient. I think emotional trauma is the best way to keep her dependent on me for affection. Doesn't give her time to make other friends

DEUS VULT

>be me
>have gf of almost 2 years
>the other night we were talking about random stuff
>convo took a weird turn
>we start talking about when she used to be constipated all the time
>she says she used to squat down and crap in her hand onto folded paper
>wtf.jpg but also curious.png
>ask her if she would do it in front of me
>wtf user no im not doing that stop
>cmon babe just once noone will know
>she does it
>literaly shits on her hand(above all the paper layers)
>big girthy one too
>mfw i think i've seen it all in life

This

I'm an Asian sissy. On new years eve I finally let three guys gangbang my ass upstairs at my friends house party.

I was checking them when you called. My beaver is so wet right now.

Her nipples are hard in this pic.

also it's the first pic for me to see her have boobs

I only like big boobed girls, and I really like fake/silicone boobs. I don't like flat girls.
I masturbate a lot.

Holy moly!

Make a post if the results are good.

i think this world is beyond saving and i want to die

I think I'm a scientific genius.

i will believe me^^, or if they are bad don't care, excited what might happen^^

Blyat!

I disagree.

I have a slight obsession with murderers and I want one to dominate the fuck outta me. I also have planned a few murders out myself, but I wouldn't act on them (yet)

I like redheads, and secretly wish to have a girlfriend like Shani or Triss from Witcher, or Kurisu from Steins;Gate.

I'm an oldfag who came back to Sup Forums wishing that there was some semblance of what is was like back in 2004 - 2007.

Who gets you hardest/wettest? I like Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

Sup Forums was never good.