Watching movie with older sister

>watching movie with older sister
>know that a nude scene /sekksu scene is coming up
>excuse myself to go to toilet giving ample time for scene to pass
>come back, find out she'd paused it and waited the entire time

>not going out for chips across the street after and saying just watch it w/o me til i get back

>living anywhere you can run across the street for chips

>not embracing the opportunity to fuck your sister

Jesus Christ user get your self tested for gay

suburban fags gtfo

nyc > your town

>tfw no qt sister to watch cinema with

>He's an American

lmao

>not having a sister you're comfortable enough with to not give a shit
I can understand if she was your mom but your sister? The fuck?

>watching movie with sister
>her feet are on my lap
>Sex scene comes up
>can't get boner or she'll know
:(

>watching a movie with my falcon
>my falcon has already seen the movie so she knows that a nude scene is coming up
>acts all weird and is nervous as fuck

She is so cute sometimes :')

>he live's in irrelevanciville

>tfw watching Nymphomaniac with my family

>I know you are but what am I

Americans, everyone

sounds like she hasn't been properly manned. you need to expose her to people, pets, just human surroundings in general so she won't get nervous during the hunt. also do NOT feed her from the glove. you can't teach her to associate you with food, she needs to associate you with the opportunity to hunt her own food for herself.

Are you me?

>her feet on your lap
>you don't already have a boner

I fail to understand

keep begging around these parts for streaming sites my man

Excuse me, but WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>he streams

lmfao that hole just digs itself doesn't it

>flick marathon with sister
>end with picture related
>she gives me a goodnight kiss and hug after its over
>something she hasn't done since she was like 6 years old
It's because it was sad ending and she was sad r-right

she wanted you to follow her to her room and give her a good dicking

She wants your big, black cock

how old r u guys

pusy?

>watch A Serbian Film with gf
>tell her my friends recommended it
>shes hesitant at first because she heard nasty shit about it
>we get to the newborn porn scene
>My dick starts twitching and she could feel it because her head was on my crotch
>she's pregnant as well
>she gets up and smiles at me
I know what you want
>She walks me to our bedroom
>She opens the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>NYC
>fined for misgendering someone
>the most anti-2nd shithole
>gross chili

It needs to go.

>>the most anti-2nd shithole
scared to walk or sleep w/o your boom stick?

>still has an absurd violent crime-rate

She wants the D. Is she hot?

>he doesn't pay $5000000000000 to live in a studio apartment
>lel funding plebs

*fucking

You're alright

>Watching TV show with sister
>Sex scene starts
>She turns he face away and closes one eye, I keep watching
>Gets weirded out by me that I'm not going to look away
>Next sex scene end up intentionally weirding her out more by commenting on the events in the scene and what I think of them

You're devious

>not slipping it in while she's not looking
This is why you're a virgin, user

>wanting to fuck someone who sort of looks like you and your dad
I'm too ugly to be that narcissistic
i mean if my gene pool was even half decent i would have snagged myself a gf in the first place right?

I intentionally fuck with her a lot, it's not often Sup Forums related though

Most of the time she annoys me with Sup Forums stuff since she uses Tumblr, so she'll freak out whenever a black or gay character is killed and direct her anger at me when I say, "Everyone dies in this show, though"

In the same show with sex scenes I pissed her off for a while after a prostitute gets raped by multiple people in a row by asking, "So is that work without pay?"
I wasn't even intending to piss her off, I was wondering it out loud.

Also god forbid it's a historical piece, since I can't sympathize with ANY Germans during WWII, even Wehrmacht and non-Nazis.

I hope this explains why.

>tumblr
no wonder you didn't grab that pussy
she must be fat as shit