Lets settle the age old question
Whats the best way to wipe
Lets settle the age old question
back to front
use a bidet
superior back to front master race
>tfw mommy wipes standing up and leaves little pieces of poopy TP on the toilet seat for me to find
front to back
Standing up, front to back.
How the fuck could anyone wipe sitting down anyways
Or wipe back to front and get shit on your ballsack?
>fold tp in square
>wipe
>fold it again
>wipe
>repeat
Well im not fat as fuck so i cant reach underneath for one and you never wipe up to the balls why the fuck would you do that
can* reach underneath
they are awesome, don't know why they aren't popular in the US and A
back to front
hold balls out the way
its not that hard guys
But dont you just get a wet arse? Do you towel wipe afterwards?
>Insert TP in asshole
>Twist
>Repeat
its sprays all the shit off, then you dry with tp. No more dry, bleeding asshole.
Yeah but you have to put your fucking arm half way through the toilet bowl. Just fucking stand up.
And there isn't very much fucking space to not wipe up to the balls when you wipe back to front.
While we're here, next dubs chooses how i wipe. Full review will follow
wipe with hand, then wash hand after.
wipe ass on rug
Back to front, wipe toilet paper over balls also
Shit that was fast
One sec
bump
Don't. East of to and pheromones
After using a bidet.
Also, they're easy as hell to install in a normal toilet. It just mounts under your normal toilet seat.
I must have eaten a lot of fiber today because there was nothing to wipe. Because of that i really can't tell the efficiency of the rug at cleaning. It did feel nice though, like velvet.
I am already planning on buying one someday I can't now because I'm renting.
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A t least you tried
>water sprays ass
>go to wipe off wet ass
>water soaks through tp
>wet shitty fingers
Why would anyone want this?
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You dumb fuck! Why would your fingers be shitty if the water sprays it clean????
lol, nice
Hail, superior wipers
That little fountain of water wouldn’t have enough pressure to get shit off my ass
>wipe back and front and get shit on your ballsack
How do you type your dumb dumb words?
Fingertip, hand, and wrist articulation
>jerkoff stand shitter
that way your finger goes in your asshole easily duh
i just clench my tighty whiteys between my butt cheeks and rub
I dunno about all that now, mister..
3 squares of charmin folded twice into a shit obliterating 8 ply 2/3rd width paper rectangle of cleansing fury
the funny thing is that you could remove the comma and it would still work