30 years old

>30 years old
>never been married
>never had kids

she's just like you

im three years younger, more muscular, a man, less wealthy, worse skin genes

Also shorter lmao

>professional athlete
>internationally respected
>has money

also, i'm a year older and live with mom

dem legs

she looks too much like my aunt

I like her arms better desu

>worse skin genes
t. ugly

She is waiting for the GOAT husband

I want to 'fuck' your aunt

i like her face better desu

is she single

>>internationally respected
>PED abuser
top kek

no
also around 55 years old

Nah, I bet she's touched at least one vagina.

Are you saying you want to fuck your aunt?

I'm also on a lot of drugs

>not single
>dubs

makes sense

Her mother's?

why would that happen? is that common? i have no idea what happens in families.

Serena's.

hehe

had to think about that for a sec

Women only date men who they consider unconsciously better than them.

>she's just like you
I'm not a 30 y old lesbian

neck yourself

Good I hope she really is a lesbian. That'd be so hot.

giv giant gf

Except she's almost certainly had sex at least once.

You haven't? How is that even possible?

>Dude how could anyone go 40 days?

this has made me think

didn;t she fuck the singer for maroon 5? plus sasha vulejic back in his lakers days.

And Andy Roddick and possibly Grigor Dimitrov but I think he's gay

if she wraps her thighs around my neck from behind me do you think she could reach my dick with her feet? help I'm not a manlet unfortunately I'm 6' 4"

whats the big deal about 40 days? i do it all the time

no my gf is 6'3 and we've tried everything and i'm only 5'10

Unless she's a virgin she's nothing like the degenerates on nu-/spee/-

i would rape my mother just to take a whiff of those shoes

god fucking dammit

lucky you though, tfw no Amazon gf

iktf

Sharapova has been engaged before.

She was engaged to Sasha Vujacek, the bad NBA basketball player.

she has brown eyes though
:(

>tfw putting my virginity in terms of days makes me wanna kill myself

What color nipples?

And pure brown eyes, or brown with a little color (orange for example)?

she was blonde as a baby so her nipples and pussy are bright pink

She's white then. Assuming she has white skin and facial features.

are you really a virgin?

If so, why ?

Who cares if she's white the man's dating a 6'3 girl, I would even take a poo in the loo if she was 6'3. Gimme an amazonian pls.

yes

because I'm fat (was really fat)

I'm working on changing that though. I've gone from like 275 to 217 lbs this year so far, trying to turn shit around.

i'll give you some advice. take the time to actually care about yourself. stop drinking sugar and start drinking only water. walk daily cause thats prob the best way you will actually start losing more weight. stop the intake of as much sugar as possible. do slight cardio and of course start eating better. try buying baby carrots and cucumbers and brocolli and eat that during the day.

Just focus on yourself and eventually the things that you want will come to you. Girls and other things will start coming together. But you have to commit and when it happens you will realize you did it

good luck bro

>Gimme an amazonian pls.
this 2bh

Wasabi Vinigrette, Chopsticks, and a bag of salad is a fucking bomb snack.

Yeah I've cut out soda and everything, drinking mainly water (some tea every now and then) and limiting myself to ~1500 calories per day.

Also doing at least an hour on the exercise bike I bought every single night after I get home from work. I'll usually just have a pack of greek yogurt for lunch and then something modestly sized for dinner. I've stuck to it pretty well so far, I know it's going to take time trying to get down to 200 by my birthday in June.

good lad

its important to find healthy stuff that you enjoy

>americans don't want to be fat anymore

holy shit, trump is unironically making america great (in shape) again

Do you think she masturbates to shota doujins?

Big thing is not to beat yourself up if you fall off the wagon, bad eating habits are hard to break, especially if they've been formed over a lifetime or from bad parenting. If your from a family who themselves are overweight it can be extremely difficult. I read one study where the success rates were like 5% in such cases. So accept its a marathon and if ya fuck up, draw a line in the meal/day/week ya fucked up for and get back on the horse. Don't leave your mind play tricks on you, your life improves 500% by simply not being overweight. Good Luck.

look at those roided up feet yuck

>you will always be a 182 cm manlet

just bee uself m9

blame crossfit and instagram
we used to be a glorious fat nation now filled with mud-run fags tire flipping

Just a tip, up your calorie intake to around 2000 slowly and work out a little bit more instead. Better balance.

>holy shit, trump is unironically making america great (in shape) again

top kek

look at Sup Forums being bros and helping each other.
we're all gonna make it.

>

great progress!
a friend of mine lost a bunch of weight and turned from a sci-fi geek into a complete man-whore, banging hot chicks in nightclub bathrooms and everywhere else he goes.

>autism

Wasnt it supposed to be Sharapova who supposedly molested Heather Watson?

And she was rumoured to be fuckimg tge actress Camilla Belle for a long time.

>Wealthy, successful, known internationally

Yeah nah famalam she isn't anything like me

>known internationally

wow such an achievement. What exactly do you do with "known internationally"?

ensure a good hefty sum of cash from endorsements and lose all rights to privacy?

Except her vagoo has probably been fucked to oblivion and I'm a lonely virgin.

13,000+ days.

>6'2
>using heels

nice satanic trips btw

>It's totally, TOTALLY, not for attention. It's because heels look good.

:^)

>also, i'm a year older and live with mom

pls find a job and move out

Obviously not him but I'm still replying because I'm in a similar situation (not really older than sharapova tho).

Can I indstead of finding a job find a woman who provides for me and move with her?

>Can I indstead of finding a job find a woman who provides for me and move with her?

I did but eventually both parties become depressed by that arrangement. You need to provide something, but women are natural nurturers so you have a shot.

>PED
The Sun of CNN?