Masturbation is a purely homosexual act

masturbation is a purely homosexual act

you are literally milking the cum out of a man's penis with your hand

you are giving a man a handjob - it doesn't matter that it happens to be you, that's a completely invalid excuse

"B-But muhh 'thoughts' are what drive it!" So you'd say it's still not homo if another guy's hand jerks you off while you have the same 'thoughts' which are the "only" things that get you off? Yeah right.

>just one of any number of reasons why everyone is bisexual

I've been saying this for ages, it's about time people woke up.

dudes like this with completely shaved bodies but a big bush of pubes is the kino look for porn

good point. good shitpost

kino?

Good point good shitpost

thanks?

it's not shitposting though, it's the real deal

No one cares. You aren't going to get yourself any straight guy dick this way. Stop trying to "convert" straight guys. No amount of faulty logic will ever work. It's not HOMOsexual. It's AUTOsexual, you imbecile.

I'm not trying to get straight dick.

I'm just saying that if you masturbate then you aren't straight, period.

>AUTOsexual
nice meme word

it's almost like you're using that word so that you can try to feel less gay whenever you have your hands around a penis

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Negative. It's a Latin prefix, just like the word "homo". If you had any knowledge of etymology, you would understand this. I'm fairly certain they covered this at some point in middle school (grade 6-8). I'm not sure why you missed the memo, but there it is. Your argument is flawed because you cannot properly speak your native language. Abandon the thread and try again after assimilating this new knowledge.

>words determine one's sexuality, sexuality doesn't determine the right words to use

wew lad, nice joke
it's almost like humans created sexual orientation

your hand is a man's hand, you put your hand on a man's penis, it is gay, it is literally homosexual

So when you take a piss you should just not touch your own dick cus it's a dick.. Or wash it...

>Your argument is flawed because you cannot properly speak your native language.

This is the most retarded sentence I have ever read. The language being used is irrelevant. What matters is what is actually going on when a person masturbates.

The fact is that it is a male touching a male sexually, so even if it is "autosexual" it is stil ALSO homosexual.

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

You're a bit retarded, aren't you? Maybe not... I'll go ahead and give you the benefit of the doubt; you're just too dense to understand and utilize new information. Also known as an "idiot".

None of what you just typed is a counter-argument. Pure ad hominem.

/thread

hot, moar?

>They aren't mutually exclusive so they must me mutually inclusive.

Nice logic there..... Apples are fruits, but not all fruits are apples.

I'm just giving you what you gave me. I've proven your point incorrect and you repeat it saying I'm wrong and you're right. Did you not understand that was what I was doing? Maybe you should learn how to debate facts instead of learning snap words to throw around when you've got nothing relevant to say.

>I've proven your point incorrect
No you haven't.

something can be both auto and homo

it's called being a dude and stroking a dick that happens to be yours

you're the only one here that is over-complicating things with your "b-but muhh feelings"

fragile, weak-minded "str8boy"

Just accept that you are heteroflexible, you'll be a lot happier, believe me, I did