Can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2l shota and a boneless croissant?

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2l shota and a boneless croissant?

im 2 slow

delet this (yours)

chocolate croissants are best

boneless obv

I did nig

we call them pain au choclat because we're not idiots
or a chocolatine if you're THAT type of person

good good

depends on who's on top and who's on bottom
i call bottom

ree

I died

ffs

well shit

I kind of have an aversion to using my willy
would a strap on be ok?

whatching reeing about

irl? that sucks.

yee im ded

f

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normies
anyway brb

cya later

willy

but i want you inside me

is yours?

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precum tho

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i reckon he gets sexual gratification out of the spamming

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ffs why'd you do that

as you can see I am not very impressive

i reckon he gets sexual gratification out of the spamming

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my name is megaman and i'm gay

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your name is !rawr//toek and you're gay

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it is impressive
but it would be even more impressive if it was inside me

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y'all need to stop being lewd

You are either well shaven or under aged.

i thought you faggots liked lewd

INTERNET HATE MACHINE

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despising lewd is literally 99% of what i do
how long have you been spamming and you haven't even picked up on that

no u

no

I didnt think this would happen

plus it smol

loving lewd is literally 99% of what you do
how long have you been spamming and you haven't even picked up on that

>post not lewd
>SPAMMING SPAMMER BANNED

>others post lewd
>YALL NEED TO STOP BEING LEWD

okay

good one

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you mad?

good one

>posts with name
>gets mocked

>posts without name
>gets mocked

okay

Hmmm the commissar approves 9/10 dick sadly it aint aryan dick tho

good one

the size doesnt matter because it's yours
yours is the best

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deadass one of the gayest things i've read lmao

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>asian admiring a hormone taking sluts penis size
kek

I wonder how well he could cook with my dick inside him.

fuck off
its a cute dick

will never be pure breed

no
is weak penor

You know your cock isn't small at all you attention seeking faggot, shut up, stop saying it is, and fuck the person that's so passionate for you.

i wanna cuddle with your penor

yeah but what you said sounded REALLY gay

pretty sure that's an old pic of them
smoller now

now we have your tum and dick. we need ass to complete the summoning ritual and summon exodia.

holy moly

ur just mad cuz u dont have a cute penis

How do you get smaller
Did he inject his dick with those degenerate sissify stuff to make it permanently limp 1 inch or something?

incorrect

literally hormones

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He took hormones with a dick like that? Lame

then post cute penis
ness has a cuter one

undeserving.

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>cant beat ness' penis
i sympathize your struggle

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its weak and barely works ;__;

the forbidden one

I cannot allow this to happen
I swore to protect this world from its own recklessness, I shall keep to my word

yeah pretty lame tbh
but I like the results ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

also chill a bit damn

chill my narcissism? no thanks.

May i ask why you take hormones comrade? like are you trying to be a girl or you just want to stay on the trap side of things?

As long as its still 5.5-6+ inches, otherwise you ruined it.

it may seem weak, but it's cute and i like it

I mean
you could just post your cute dick

its complicated, but basically I like almost every aspect of it, doenst have 'much' to do with gender tho

im fine on that front then

ty

but if i post it online people that aren't cute may see it
and that would just be a tragedy

Okey doki. whatever makes you hot and makes your master happy enough to keep you around.

If it is that size then you're not small at all so stop saying it is and being an attention seeking faggot and fuck the guy that likes you with beautiful passionate romance

ill post it later but it isn't cute

Looks like a skinny penis to me

oh whoops, read the wrong one

true but still, no need to go making things difficult for me

and I was thankfully already out of the gene pool so no need to worry about that

ok no I was more joking and self depricating, people take things so damn literally

yeah kinda

tis ok

ravioli ravioli u r all fagitolis

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making things difficult for people is like 99% of what i do

ironic coming from you

Says you nerdgay

>joking
>self depricating
Pick one

(Or a trap)

mr. uni graduate calling me a nerd lmao

mr highschool dropout calling me anything

publicservice announceent to anyone lacking the mental faculties to know
a dick is just a dick, its not a big deal, get over it, ty

well

you know where you are right