Waifu thread

waifu thread

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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Yeah we've known each other for over 10 years.

I don't really like wanking it without her face in the way.

I'll even cut myself so you can lick the warm blood off my dick

Sorry, can't have you looking at her
You don't deserve such an honor

Oh right, I forget you're Australian
Everything is topsy turvy down there

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Really? That's kinda hot. Most guys wouldn't cut down there...

Rem claimed

So, what did I do unintentionally to hurt you, if you can tell me?

You know what you did you made people believe I was someone else by posting a screencap in Revy's chat.

claimed

you know you can change in 10 years. or does she not know that?

Smug.

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>getting this easily manipulated by Sonokawa

As long as you're sure to savor it, I don't mind
Just make sure not to bite too hard~

Ouch the cringe

I still blame Aikawa.
But at this point, you make me think Aikawa is Rea.

I know my boundaries.

Our relationship is more complicated than that. And I need her in many ways. I can't afford to lose her.

Ah... Are you bi?

No Aikawa is a guy.
Rea is rea and wouldn't post anything else.

Enkidu claimed

You should just tell him to fuck off.
He's tricky lil cunt

No, he's a huge homo

Depends on how cute he is
Just don't expect me to be taking anything, I just want to humiliate you until I'm satisfied

What do you need her for?

Cute

So what does Rea post as? I never noticed.

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Mmh even better.

Humilate? Iunno. I want to know what you feel like inside.

Sex lol

Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

You're cute.

It doesn't matter she doesn't come here anymore.

just for sex?
I can give you that uwu

its so complicated that neither of you can in change in 10 years!!???

what

Yep.
Everyone forgets that bit.

Lol sex is just a bonus, really. There are a lot of other things I need her for. I can't believe I have her in my life. I'm so lucky

She changed a lot after being in the Army, I guess. She's still a very sweet and very amazing person.

>those past few threads
Wew, need new panties for this one.

I don't roll that way
Besides, it's easier to choke you if I'm the one in control
I just want to hear you gasp for air as I unload inside you

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>wearing panties in the first place
wew

Lol

Hooooot
But I don't think you're strong enough to hold me down lol

Ah, I don't actually. I prefer boxer briefs.

What else then?
Does she even bake you sweets?

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But I will never forget about your constant butthurt syndrome

That's what the rope will be for, silly
I'll tie it nice and tight so it slightly digs into your skin

So you feeling better?

Nuuuu dont drop it!

Claimed

Face it, my waifu is better than yours, Rory.

I dont think anyone who knows can forget about it, tbh.

Boxers, Briefs, Boxer Briefs, Panties, or Commando?

Kurumi, your attempts are pathetic. Rory is the superior waifu

Lol she can't bake for shit. She's good at grilling though. She's helps me stay in check, very outgoing and informative so she likes to invite to random events around the city, she's just really easy to talk to too.

I think I'm alright. I'm hungry though.

is it just me or is Sup Forums keep having connection errors?

Waifu?
Trixie Tang, of course.

Then have a nice plate of food with a hot drink near the fire.

same, me too

>not Camp Sherwood
Get some fucking taste, nerd.

probably just you, i'm fine over here

Height, weight, max bench press, max squat

The patrician's choice, I see.

Cute nails.

Hi.

T-too late ;-; It's all over the floor...

A good gf is good at grilling, baking, and general cooking.
>invites you to random events
Sounds like she's showing off the dude she has so pathetically wrapped around her finger
You dont need women
Sonokawa is a fucking twig lol

It's pretty memorable
Don't worry, I never actually forgot that you're from a country that doesn't matter

It's ok to be wrong

Just imagine my nails digging into your hips as I slide me dick inside you

Oh I have Camp Sherwood as well.
But they're mostly Timantha.

>doesnt matter
Tell that to the Charlies

Here

We don't have a fireplace in my apartment building ;~;

Me? Uhh I'm 6'4" 220lbs, I can bence 225 about 15 times? I can squat about the same but for much longer.

She can grill but I'm betting at cooking and baking. She is a bit of a showoff...

Comfort AND Style.

Boyshorts are the superior underwear
Even your waifu knows that.
Even Canada did more than you. At least THEY got a campaign in Call of Duty

whyyy

queer

Hi Tomoko

I prefer the freedom and comfort of boxers my dude.
Hello, what's up Vali?
Can I pet the ears?

Australians were the only army that the VC feared.

Claiming

awe...Thats too bad!
Whats up?

Actually, she's pretty plebeian in her choice of underwear, to the extent she wears generic panties. Given the chance, I would convert her to boxer briefs.

I used to wear those, but I like the hug of boxer briefs.

QOTT: Choice of underwear?

I bet she uses charcoal.
Being a trap is easier without balls however, so I understand your choice.

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She wears boyshorts a lot while inside though. Not exactly like pic related but fucking close to it

Because that's what I want to do to you
I'll make sure to bite you on the neck an lick the blood as it runs down your back

I think the U.S. bombing campaigns were a bit more effecting than a bunch of dundees

hey Taiga "Fivehead" Rossellini

No
Hi user
Ffxiv
None

Don't wear anything.

Do you really understand my choice... Most people don't.

Stooop my boner is so thick right now omg!

Don't call them mere cute nails...
They are claws from a wild beast!
Only if I can do the same in return!
I-it's ok! Those things are pretty cheap.

"We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bear" You don't watch The Simpsons?

You're a trap?

You be careful, you.

What did Mi Liu mean by this

No I don't like that show. I dont watch many
why

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Not payday yet so no fluffer butt...
Haha fair enough!

Wouldn't you love to feel my nails slide up and down it while I take you from behind?
My hand wrapping around your throat and squeezing

whaa

Taiga = Ritsu shares a voice actor
"Fivehead" = Ritsu has big forehead
Rossellini = surname of Rebecca Rossellini who also shares a voice actor with Ritsu

Ritsu's VA has amazing tastes in girls uwu

Then get cozy with lots of blankets

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I got paid today. 100 dollars holiday pay
I find it to be boring

Yes. I would.


But seriously why are you doing this?? You're being lewd.

>QOTT
Boyshorts, obviously. What're you, gay?

Yep.

Not much. About to go sleep.
How's your day so far?

Sure...

Hi.

No way I don't want to dirty them, it's good to be home though. Today way overboard. How are you?

Hi

I seriously think you have anhedonia