I accidentally nutted way too far and hard and shit got on my couch. Roomie gets home in a few. How do I clean this and hide it
I accidentally nutted way too far and hard and shit got on my couch. Roomie gets home in a few...
like, a wet rag? little bit of soap?
how are you this helpless?
Soap doesn't fair well on my couch fabric type
No posible solution in the short term
If I "spill" water will it cover it up? Or if they dry at different rates will it be obvious
Lemon juice and bleach
Soap and water you fucking idiot.
See
Sounds fake
What type of fabric is it then
Not sure I just remember the chink who sold it to us yelling "no soap to clean!"
kill your roomie.
Then just use water or a wet rag
Suicide
Roomie is in driveway, covering with a blanket for now. Will clean somehow when he goes to sleep
obvious murder/suicide scenario
when he comes jump out of the window and become a hobo
send pic
Masturbate backwards so you reverse nut and retract the jisim.
2 parts ammonia
1 part bleach
1 part water
Nice meme
-OP
use bleach mixed with 99% isopropyl alcohol.
2p/bleach 3p/aalcohol
blame it on the dog