ITT: we make our own "atomic" products

ITT: we make our own "atomic" products.

Just make sure you get the word "tactical" in there! I don't care if it's a flashlight, keyring, cheese slicer, doesn't matter: Make sure it's "tacticool!"

Fucking redneck, hillbilly cousin-fuckers.

Can I buy 2 :)

Atomic Coffee (It's meth)

Aircraft grade aluminium and some sort of app connectivity for whatever reason

In a Tactical mug, of course!!

Atomic Meth (it's crack)

But is it a TACTICAL app??

of course it is.

Atomic Molly. (It's LSD)

As long as you smoke it from a TACTICAL pipe!!

Kek

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Well as long as it's tacticool! Fuck yeah! USA! USA! USA! USA!

>btw the line in the middle actually spells out SOLDIER I shit you not

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Is all normie crap, but

that laser guided paintbrush looks pretty fucking Tactical, brah!

>today's police be like

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FUCK YEAH! You can never have too many lights, scopes, or tripod legs, my man! That's so sweet I just jizzed myself. TACTICOOL!!!

Literally everything is better when it's tactical! EVERYTHING!!

agree

Fuckin A! Is that the new "Special Forces Style Tactical Ass Protector 3000XL"?? Fucking awesome, dude!