Brisbane hook up request

Brisbane hook up request.

>be me
>have Vietnamese 5"2 friend of my wife who wants a meal ticket here
>she seems a good cook
>she is great with kids
>super skinny with no ass or tits but 6/10 face and guaranteed tight pussy. Also super nice smile with good teeth.
feel like I'm selling a horse, but she is good stock if you can be patient with her poor English and someone who will put out on the reg unless you are super autistic.
Any takers?
Btw she's 33. Looks 33 too but never wears makeup. I guess bc too poor to buy.
Must live in Bris and want a live in potential waifu.
No pics at this stage sorry. Too many trolls here.
Pic maybe related. I know she has had very little or no contact there to date.

Post a pic and contact

Im in the gabba.
My misses are looking for a sex toy and maybe a house cleaner and cook.
Need to see her though and must be o.k with playing with women.

We are nice kind people also.

She's super shy user. I think she really wants just a husband to get her meal ticket here.
I think that lifestyle would be too much of a culture shock.
Any chance she could just be a nanny, and you work your magic from there? Worst case scenario, you just kick her out if she doesn't bend over for you. Also, you can never tell her your thoughts prior bc she's only been here a few days so I think she will be looking for someone not married.

im pretty sure this is a go to line for serial killers

Would consider but I recently moved from bris.

Im a nice guy and wouldnt use some body behind my partners back.
So maybe not buddy.
Good luck too her though.

Yeah, she is a good friend of my wife, so I don't really wanna see her 45kg body in a dumpster anytime ever.

Lol.
Not a serial killer but probably would use that line if i was.

I can do visa?

And you figured out that Sup Forums is best place to find her a good match?

i'd offer her a place to stay for a few nights, Sup Forums really isn't the best place for asking this.

Im at mermaid beach could use a little side action but gotta see what im getting into. Pics or no go buddy

what about 45 dumpsters

I just want her out of the house user.
She has a pussy.
Most here are virgins.
It's an easy sell dumb fuck lol.

Post a throw away email and I'll send you.
Mermaid beach would be like at a 7 star hotel for her.

How does 4 hours north sound OP?

best dead baby joke to date

nice people who wants a sex and house slave that's only willing to stay for meals. sounds great

I'd fuck it.

You'd fuck a knife

She's open to that I'm sure. Post pic?
Or throw away email?
Are you

I'm sure ABF would love to hear about this...

Nah, I really wouldn't.

I would try to overlook the age thing because shes Asian.

I mean I'm in the city...

lmao, 20 with parents but she can sleep in my car

There is no monetary transaction going on here u cuck. Just if love happens out of it, win-win.

plus easy pussy. You are the epitome of a cuck.

fuck trips
Also stuck with casual job and low hours, hadly an income

Nice dubs but sorry no.

Sorry. Nice trips. Still no sorry.

trips ;D

In my 20s with a 6 in cock, I don't want a wife but can I fuck her anyway?

Ill do it. How do i sign up?

How about you give us a pic of the neck and below.
You are trying to sell us a mystery box.

I feel like Peter Griffin on the time share episode.

Are you even in Brisbane? Or near at least?

The Valley, bro.

Nice. She'd be shy of that nightlife to start but she has those come fuck me eyes and smile.
How old are you?

27.

Is she flat chested? I only want to fuck flat asian grils

She is but I can't give her away to some faggot trap faggot virgin.
Sorry.

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Post pictures cunt. I live in the CBD.

It's not normal to be straight and want flat chest user. I'm sorry but it's just the way of life.
I didn't mean to sound so harsh but if you want flat chest I think you need to come out of the closet.

Bruh. Petite chicks are the best.

Ok ok incoming. My mrs said she will send me now. Not model material but good for someone looking for an obedient caring loyal waifu. I can't say she will be any of those truly as I've icky known her two days, but I think she'd be decent.

user some people just like small chests

im a local 28
i'll take her

Is she faxing them or mailing them?

I live in Indro, hmu

Carving them into a piece of wood

Is your wife Vietnamese too?

I live in Boondall Wetlands, does she have a basic understanding of maritime law?

No AZN for us to pork?
Poor show, OP.

i live in indro, but im 19 and live with my parents still, can she sleep on a couch in the garage?

in the garage because ill have to hide her from my parents, but im unemployed byt my parents work so i have the house to myself all day, we can hang out inside but when they get home she has to hide in the garage, ok?