Daily reminder:

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

Oh no, please don't demoralize me. You sure told me the things that make me sad and want to kill myself. Good job useful goyim

Lol someone watches too much hentai.

I was a virgin all through high school, but I got tons of ass in my 20s. To be honest, virgins are terrible at sex and I didn't miss anything.

I was having sex with the girl down the street at 14.

lmao good luck slaving away on minimum wage after finishing college on a football scholarship you idiot

I lost my virginity at like 12 with a virgin girl in a school bathroom. Had maybe 2 gfs a year in every grade post that. Nothing crazy, but I did pop all their cherries too. Not too shabby

Why do they look like siblings?
And why is that so common in the US for siblings to get together?

I got sex at 17

I rarely got pussy though until my 20s

Then I got plenty

eh, I used to hate guys like that but when you're right you're right, OP.

I don't remember any of that

What is this and why do you post it? What's it supposed to accomplish. Thats the kind of thinking some pedophiles have. They feel like they missed out on fucking kids when they were just. Get over it. You shouldn't have sex when your 15 anyway. You didn't miss out on anything you won't experience later.

>When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday
Fucking good times bruh, no responsibilities to anyone, just me, a fridge filled with dr peppers and hot pockets and enedless vidya.

THE HOLY GRAIL

i was doing this stuff but i wasnt very attractive

ah man im enlgish, ive been on the piss since i was 13 been fucking cute girls since i was 14 then put a stop to the girls at 17 so i could focus on devloping a good substance abuse for the next 8 years and counting

True that. I do the same now in my 30s but it feels like something is wrong now, it doesn't give me as much pleasure as it was in the past. Sad

>when u cant have proper sex with virgins cause ur dick is too big

a-are y-you OK OPkun :3 ?

Awoo~

>but it feels like something is wrong now,
It's because something IS wrong.

>mfw I had bitches crawling all over me but I was a social retard and stayed home listening to Boards of Canada until I cried myself to sleep

>this music has too low bit rate
kekd

Meh, still had a blast doing it. Might never be a jock, might never be that physically incredible guy, but still had fun jacking off, playing video games, smoking weed and hanging out with friends.

Seems you have passed that age of being the jock and are on wishful thinking.

Piss off m8, i got face fucking to see.

>under the stars
>her parents aren't home.

nice bait faggot

>I lost my virginity at like 12 with a virgin girl in a school bathroom
story time?

this is absoulutely true and every one who tries to play these facts down is a maximum cuck in damage control. all we can do is hurt the people who had this (and the futre generations) and try to enjoy our lives as far as still possible. so I hope all of you guys will pay it back to the stacies and chads

I know it's bait, but I visualized this dude while reading

When I was 15 I was dating a girl with cerebral palsy and took her virginity at 16.

>wanting to be the jock instead of owning the football stadium
>wanting to be the jock instead of owning the jersey factory
>wanting to be the jock instead of owning the ball manufacturer
>wanting to be the jock instead of owning the team

When will the goyim ever learn?

Actually I had sex when I was 14

eh... you watched too much High School Musical m8

Fuck

ITT: OP doesn't know the entirety of life is pointless and the things you do will vanish from history as if they never even happened. Eventually no one will remember anything, and thusly, there is no reason to try so hard in life. Putting the pussy on a pedestal is what weak minded people do.

I spent my teen years doing drugs, porn, and learning computer skills. Now I work in IT, still doing drugs, but I have a steady live-in GF so my porn use has declined to essentially whatever I happen to see scrolling Sup Forums

I am a 32 year virgin and i made my peace with the fact that i will die alone.
maybe i will muster enough courage to hire a hooker in the future but i am not sure about it

Lost my virginity when I was 14. Mainly because I was already 6'3ft tall and I was very handsome and muscular.
Being an asshole to everyone works very well in highschool. Got laid at least 3 times a week.

Sex

Similar situation here. Minus the drugs when I was young - I only started using weed last year, and lost my virginity to my housemate last year too. I'm 22 now for reference.

I don't really feel like I missed out, now I make a great salary b/c programming and shit. Work from home, smoke weed, have sex on the clock with a cute girl who lives in the same house and is always trying to seduce me. Life's good.

>dating a girl with cerebral palsy
How low were your standards?

real shit those were the days

holy shit you were one desperate mother fucker

Who thinks of this garbage. Find Christ.

>Time to man up and become a provider.
But why?

She was the one who asked me out and she was a really sweet girl.

Yeah, I remember them.
A few of them had to drop put to take care of their bastard teen pregnancy kids.
Thr one girl who got an abortion had her womb fucking collapse, rendering her infertile.
And our star quarterback who used to fuck his girlfriend in the school parking lot during school hours grew up to be a coach who got caught fucking a 13 year old who may or may not have been one of his own bastards.

Man, I sure am jealous that I waited until collage to have sex.

oh boy here we go again
get a life faggot

>being this beta and making up stories on Sup Forums

>Daily reminder:

Fuck off with this pasta OP, stop projecting your failed life onto others, confess that you are a sissy faggot and, most importantly

F U C K

O F F

A N D

D I E
Thank you.

That's shit doesn't work for me m8.

btw you must be borderline boring if you feel the need to post that on something like Sup Forums

I'm someone who lived that life while being one of the best in my class at video games, prom king and all. AMA

>AMA
Why are you lying on an anonymous image board?

Why are you still virgin? Is it because you plater too much video games when you were young?

i mean, i won't lie i never did get the appeal of lying on them. i genuinely understand OP is posting bait but that bait doesn't exist out of thin air, i imagine some people actually feel like this and i would like to see what their notions of what they "missed out on" are like.

It made no difference as when i was in highschool no one really cared who played games and who didn't other than other gamers since that didn't really come into play in school.

I mean I played world of Warcraft in high school all the time it’s all I did when I hung out with my friends or was alone, but I still played sports and had a gf that was hot af, sucks to be OP

Same except not WoW

retard fucker, not mother fucker

Wow, Nice bait OP
So many butthurt virgins ITT lmao

>When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday

>implying I still dont do this

your testicles are shrinking

It's not bait, I'm serious. And I don't look at all like the guy in the pic. In fact I used all my anger to become a functioning and valuable part of society. Now I'm a buff guy with a good job and a gf. But the hatred still burns hot. Once I come into a position of power an get a chance, I'll just snap. This prospect is all that keeps me going.

>functioning and valuable part of society
>posting on Sup Forums

Pick one.

Jokes on you I found a lady at 15 who liked to play vidya and masturbate just like I did.

8 years later, still together. Also she hates blacks more than me.

>goyim

Damn, I almost liked you, bootlicking bitch.

virginity lost at 14. on a bathroom floor. only because the door locked. and its terrible. id rather fuck someone with about 2 dicks in her , the emotional support is not worth it.

You're right OPdesu
>I never got laid in high school
>I ate lunch alone and often in the bathroom
>I was never invited to parties
>I was best friends with a Qt
>But she dated a skater who was in my class
>I fap to milfs
>Preferably anime milfs
>I don't have a social life so I spend all my time alone in my apartment
>I always have some porn running on my computer at this point
>I also don't really wear clothes anymore since I hardly ever see anyone and id just make my clothes dirty if I wore them
>I have devoted most of my free time to self pleasure as it's the only way to make myself feel better
>I also got into self harm, I think it has something to do with depression and irregular sleeping habbits, pain feels pretty good now.
>I've also taken on an enphetamine addiction due to the year's of pain medication I've been needing to take.
>The pleasure from the drugs and the pleasure from self harm coupled with my lack of sex made me decide to castrate myself, which I did.
>I've taken on some weight now and live in an apartment my father is renting out for me and I'm living off of disability due to my various permanent injuries and my weight.

And that's where I am today, I plan on over dosing myself on heroin soon.

AMA I guess

but i got a virgin gf at 21

If you are here on Sup Forums then you truly need help/ im here because the wife is sleeping and /B? was a place i used to go. but Sup Forums is different now, its filled with traps and facebook bs. if you want a girl, loiter in the produce section of the grocery store. you can either land youself a land whale or find the real deal.. then you have to bring out the a game and actually talk to her. but the real game is how to increase your odds and maximize potential.

Then why did every article I've seen on it show ugly as fuck kids doing it to feel somewhat validated?

because you are fed the info that the posters want you to see

Okay but I did create and maintain a drug syndicate in highschool that went pretty far collecting a revenue that paid my employees and me enough to keep us comfortable and got out of it with no legal reprocussions whatsoever so i was happy.

that's gay

then use it. your problem does not equate to my emergency.

What problem and what emergency? Also use what? Actually that entire reply didnt make sense to me explain further please

Dang OP you malicious shit who played with you as a kid

Sounds like the old HS quarterback burnout is mad that nobody remembered him.