>Be me
>try Whisky sour
>mmm delicious
>GreatIdea.jpg
>I'll make my own
>Order expensive whisky, syrop, eggs, lots of lemons, a cocktail maker set, and a squeezer for the lemons
>It all arrives. I'm excited.
>Really excited.
>Been waiting literally weeks to drink this.
>Go to squeeze first lemon
>Realise they need to be cut in half first
>I have no knife
>So close yet so far
>Really need this drink
PLEASE HELP
How can I get to these lemons' sweet nectar???
Pic related, it's the lemons
open a tin can and use the lid. How the fuck do you not have a knife?
If I had a can opener I'd just use it open the lemons, retard.
Never needed a knife before this
You got any other cutlery op?
Just bite then open . Why do you think you have teeth???
you ordered eggs and it took weeks?
I have Forks and toothpicks
The syrop took a while.
Not to lose them biting an egg open
well you are the retard that doesn't have basic kitchen utensils faggot. If you don't have a can opener I would assume you cook but what the fuck can you cook without a knife?
>Biting an egg open
This must be a troll or a retard
Where so you live that you can just walk into any old store and buy eggs? Gotta wait for the eggs to come the deers ass. Moron.
I mainly eat shitty caviar out of the little pots it comes in
I meant lemon, retard
How do you not have some sort of cutting tool? That doesn't even make sense, even the fucking cavemen had cutting tools.
Bite an end off and squeeze the fuck out of it
talking about whiskey, be a man
What??? You don't bite or cut eggs open, are you retarded? I was talking about the lemons . It was always about the lemons, fuck those eggs .
Cavemen needed to cut shit, I don't.
why do people even respond to threads like this sage
actually it sounds like you do
Bite them open or stick it up you're ass and post pics
haha england u are so fuk
sincerely berger
Spicy
Place yellow mouth zingers in a plastic bag and kurb stomp until juice have released.
I'm not risking my teeth to open these lemons,
Any better suggestions?
Jesus do you have any hard edge at all? Just push it into the damn thing, break the skin, and then pull the fucker apart or peel it.
>Risking teeth
If your teeth could possibly be hurt by a lemon, then you have some serious dental issues that you need taken care of now or you'll lose your teeth within a year's time. Bite the damn thing open.
Have a fork? Stab the thing a few times, squeeze the juice out.
Have a spoon? Sharpen the edge on any hard surface, use it as a knife.
Have a nail clipper? Clean it, use the edge to cut the lemon.
Have a hard piece of metal? Smash the fuckin lemon, the skin will break. Then squeeze.
Seriously, OP. The fuck? This has to be some shitty bait posted just so you get replies
This
Stab them with a pen or pencil and then squeeze OP. How the fuck do you not own a knife?
This
Alternativ this
Or this
Tfw when you can't release the juices
Do not have pens or pencils either. Only toothpicks and forks
Don't know about life... Sup Forumsutts surely give those lemons...
Here's a life hack OP. Stick a lemon up your ass for about 15 to 20 minutes. The heat and pressure from your anal cavity will strip away the tough outer skin of the lemon.
OP are You americunt? If yes just shoot it
Just peel it retard
Go buy a knife and then slit your wrists
Nope, english.
I binned my knife in the hope it would get me a life, but it did not.
break a bit of the skin with your nail and then peel it
or push it against the edge of your kitchen counter until it ruptures
Use a pair of scissors
No scissors, only forks and toothpicks
GO OUT AND BUY A KNIFE OP
what the fuck are those
Theresa May has banned them
Fuck Therese May
has anyone stole one of those yet or are your cars too small?
Fucking cunt keeping me from my lemons
>this whole thread
Lmao our cars are too small, and assault vans have been outlawed. 1.8l is 'Big' according to insurance companies
This country is cucked
I am wil to male nife. Plez say ful adres. And send bob and vagene u bitch
1. peel the lemon
2. put it on the kitchen counter
3. smash your forehead repeadetly on said lemons
4. die of butt cancer
almost quints
>assault vans
I grinned
You really need to drink? Pour the whiskey in a glass and drink like a man faggot
fucking pussy squirt it up your ass and snort tobacco
How the fuck do you not have a knife?
Gnocchi
it's a lemon .... peal it like a orange for fuck sake.
he's polish, spells it "syrop". knives are illegal there.
>Op clearly lives in prison since no knife, ask your cellmate
Nah I'm english but it's a french drink spelt syrop.
Of course, being english, knives are illegal here too
>you're ass
>you're
what amazes me is the fact, that you probably are old enough to drink, but yet you dont have a fucking knife in your home.
I mean, come on. A KNIFE. What food did you eat last year? Food delivery 365 days a year? I simply cant think of one meal that does not require a knife.
Sry I'm germanistanian I don't know shit about your and you're. Glad I can speak English but my grammar is not that good