How fucking hype are you guys for Episode 8

How fucking hype are you guys for Episode 8

>people on AICN are saying it's Empire level dark
>eviscerated corpses
>spider like creatures
>Luke gives Rey a "shock of her life"
>'Is the man she's admired so long really a hero after all? Is he even a Jedi?'
> "This might be where you can argue that the new approach is, for the first time, seen uncluttered by any of the old approach."
>terrible dilemma
>Kathleen Kennedy said a scene in the Falcon is her favourite scene in the Series
>Abrams said in Star Wars Insider that Rian Johnson (director of episode) was going to stick around 'for a long time, I promise you' implying the direction will be GOAT
>prequels insult in script leak

Its going to be GOATER than GOAT.

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Shitty thread That dont deserve even a shitpost


Just sage

Even if your OP wasn't completely made up, I could not care less.

If the twist isn't that Rey falls to the dark side and Kylo Ren gets redeemed then it will be shit.

fuck star wars

We already had a protagonist falling to the dark side, and it was fucking shit.

none of this is true and / or oversensationalized

all big leaks will go through the usual people, channels and blogs first before they end up on Sup Forums

the last one being "No Rey, you are my father."

Yeah but that happened in like the last 30 minutes of the last movie, and nobody liked Anakin anyway. Would be great to see the general audience freak the fuck out when Rey kills Finn and becomes the new sith.

>AICN are saying it's Empire level dark

Literally who?

Also Empire wasn't all that dark. It was about as dark as a children's cartoon.

more hyped for sheev memes

>it's Empire level dark
This was most likely taken out of context. According to the last full plot leak, Poe and Finn will be tortured and used as bait to draw out Rey in the same way Han & co were used to draw out Luke in Empire.

>spider like creatures
Yeah, we saw those in Rebels. They're big spiders.

>Luke gives Rey a "shock of her life"
"No Rey, YOU are my father". The last leak also states that Rey is an incarnation of the chosen one, who is supposedly reborn everytime the force is thrown out of balance.

This is all old stuff, OP. And we don't even know if any of these leaks are true or not.

>> it's Empire level dark
as dark as achildren's fairytale in space can get you mean.

Wasn't there a leak about force trees? Was that bullshit?

There were set leaks. There's also a big tree.

Everything else was speculation

>The last leak also states that Rey is an incarnation of the chosen one, who is supposedly reborn everytime the force is thrown out of balance.

this would be horrible

that should be only a legend of the Jedi, and not necessary true

For me it would be more interesting if Anaking would have been created by Plagueis manipulation of the force

But now another chosen one, oh please no. The chosen one isn't so special if there is one each generation.

Also "force-sensitive trees" are a canon thing established in TCW

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force-sensitive_tree

>sageing in all fields
>in 2016

Noob

A FUCKING TREE

The tree could also be a retcon of the Rebellion symbol's origin.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Alliance_Starbird

Episode 7 was worse than garbage so why would any other film with these shit characters and actors be any better?

BURR EVERYTHING IS SHIT GRRRR I HATE MOVEESH

what prequel insult?

>leaked Script

Link or GTFO

not at all

fucking meat with eyeballs and literal genetic failures like star wars.

Will it introduce Doctor Aphra?

Episode seven was shit. Stop denying it.

I'm not you hilarious little muppet.It wasn't a good movie.

>>prequels insult in script leak

Bull-fucking-shit.

Rian Johnson said that he thinks there is something very beautiful about prequels.
He also has made references about RLM reviews of them so he is very aware too.

EP 7 killed whatever interest in the series I still had.

I'm hyped for the boycott of Ep8

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>Luke gives Rey the biggest cock of her life

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OP was referencing /who/ you stupid fucks

>Literally who?
OP is a faggot and you're a reddit child

I think that TFA did it's job very well, but that job was also an easy one.

After the prequels, TFA just had to play it safe and use as much OT imagery as possible.

Episode 8 is where Disney is going to have to start taking risks, and one of two things will happen:
>They'll make things too convoluted and it will end up being an incoherent mess. This will set the stage for Episode 9 being technically better but nobody will care because Episode 8 was so shitty.
or...
>They'll make a fun, exciting, emotionally engaging story that ends with an exciting cliffhanger. This will set the stage for Episode 9 feeling boring, rushed, and completely incapable of standing on it's own without using Episode 8 as a companion piece.

>episode 8 has a disco planet

I'm sold.

I did a great job if its aim was to make me lose interest in future star wars films.

kill yourself

The prequels didn't do that for you, but TFA did?

>A
>FUCKING
>TREE

Yeah ill pass, Disney was a mistake. Rebels recently just gave a conlcussion to The Clone Wars so im closing the book on Star Wars for the forseeable future.

I liked the prequels and the original trilogy. I strongly dislike TFA, the only reason I watched it was because of Luke.

me too

>I liked the prequels

>"It's the darkest of the three!"

Did anyone watch the plinkett review of RotS? This reads like the excuse train for that pile of shit. Except RoTS at least had the courtesy to wait until the last movie.

Stay mad Disney cuck

I was thinking about the Plinkett review too tbqh. Too bad those HACKS are gonna excuse this episode 8 too to try and get more connections in the movie industry

>le evul disney jewz ruining muh star wars!
>who cares if the prequels were insipid shit films, at least they were """"""""""""""""""""""""""original"""""""""""""""""""""""""!!!!!

>>Luke gives Rey a "shock of her life"

>I AM A FAGGOT, REY
>SO PROGRESIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When did Sup Forums become like this?

You only see posts like that on the popular boards like Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums. Not even Sup Forums hasn't been that obnoxious in the past years.

They could certainly have been better, but I don't think they were shit. If they'd been a bit more mature and a little less family friendly they would have been great.

I was right, I told you it would come to this. Reddit is taking over!

Really though, I think it's just upset children who can't formulate a real argument.

They are almost as bad as movies get

Hi cats

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As someone who gets the meme, it's pretty hilarious to see you all fall for it.

>force tree
It'll be trash

>tfw this is a classic /who/ meme

hopefully rogue one will be good, dont give a shit about any of the "main story episodes", prequels were shit, 7 was shit, fuck 2/3 of the originals are shit. empire strikes back is the only good movie in the bunch

I am fucking HYPED :) Hype traaaaaain. Woo wooooo

Sup Forums is pretty much finished user. I've been on here around 7 years. Suddenly i'm being called a newfag every 2nd day.

Im hyped af dudes

I'll watch it....

...but every movie made after the year 2005 is nothing more than a fan film with a decent budget.

And by fan film, I mean that all it does is regurgitate all the most fan-popular shit from Star Wars (so Darth Vader) and writes a really shitty and shallow script that somehow manages to involve the writer's avatar to get into some kind of "coincidental" meeting with Vader... either a straight on battle, or just a silly "comedy" scene like they "accidentally" bump into Vader in the bathroom.

> tfw we will never ever get an authentic Star Wars film ever again
> tfw you realize that all Star Wars films from now on will be nothing more than the writers, directors and producers masturbating over their nostalgic memories of Episodes 4-6, instead of actually producing a unique and original look at the Star Wars universe

I feel like all Sup Forums does is just look at porn now. I go there every now and then to see if there's anything worth adding to my fap folder and at any given time like 60% are porn related. I remember just like two years ago if you were being a tryhard edgy faggot on here people would tell you to go to Sup Forums but now if you call somebody out for that they all tell you to get out. I think you're on to something Sup Forums has pretty much become a new Sup Forums or is at the very least headed in that direction.

im not and i love rian johnson. im not hype for daisy ridleys shit tier acting and her awful fucking accent

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I really hope they take a huge fucking risk here.

TFA was the win back the crowd movie, it is why I let it slide.

Episode 8 has to do something insane.

>awww yeah it's gonna be so dark xD can't wait!
I don't care about Star Wars and you shouldn't either.

>Episode 8 has to do something insane.

>expecting disney to take risks
>ever

guess it'll take another 15 films before you start to realise just how safe and formulaic this stuff is gonna be huh

zero percent hype

>pisode 8 has to do something insane.
It will do something insane.

It will repeat every beat of The Empire Strikes Back from Finn being in a bacta tank at the start until Rey finds out a terrible secret at the end. Snoke: I am your father!
Finn will be captured and frozen in Farbonite and be held by Phasma until the third installment.

In the 3rd movie the Death Star CXVIII will be the size of a solar system but it will be blown up quite easily at the end.

I have absolutely no faith in any direction the plot can go.

I realize now that the only character Im remotely interested in following is Luke, and unless hes the main character then the plot is bollocks

The mysteries of Jar Jar 1 and 2 (Maz Kanata and Snoke) are completely boring and obnoxiously unwritten. Rey and Finn are juvenile characters and after that theres no one else. Kylo is a bitch who will die

Instead of Yoda training Luke you'll get Luke training Rey. There will be a mystical magical Force tree sequence.

>prequels insult in script leak
this is how i know it will be bad. i don't even like the prequels. expect the same as 7 but with more deaths à la game of thrones "DARK"
>bye bye

this

train her to do what? she's already more powerful than luke was at the end of return of the jedi

I know. She will be able to move a Death Star with the Force at this rate.
The whole thing is fucked.

Thank you, Sheev

poor man's baneposting for star wars peasants

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What if rey seals the force tree inside of herself and becomes its jinjuriki?

I'm ready for Rey and Kylo Ren to fuck.

Just fucking stop. You're marketing for free. Why fans market movies we know are going to be shit with paper thin speculation, I don't know. Maybe they are cucked with hope.

And even worse than believing and parroting these speculators is believing people involved with the movie

>Kathleen Kennedy said a scene in the Falcon is her favourite scene in the Series
>Abrams said in Star Wars Insider that Rian Johnson (director of episode) was going to stick around 'for a long time, I promise you' implying the direction will be GOAT

Producers and directors do nothing but bullshit their movies. Period. When you watch the movies, in hind sight, these statements will make no fucking sense. They can't be honest beliefs. They are lying so you will go see the movie.