World Championship Snooker - FINAL DAY
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Does Selby make the inevitable grinding comeback in this afternoons session and torture Higgins into the wee hours? Or will the match fixing disgrace to Snooker win his 5th World title?
Bit early to be starting a Snooker thread but lets get comfy in preparation for what could be an arduous final.
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He didn't fix anything
how much bongs?
I think Selby needs to win the afternoon session 6-2 to stand a chance. If they share it, higgins will only need 4 frames this evening.
Hoping it goes the distance, hate an early finish.
Good afternoon lads.
Starts at 14:00 Sheffield time.
good day lads
/Leicester/
I want it to go late too, I've got the beers in for this
anyone /sheffield/ here
STOP drinking
I just took my morning /sheffield/, does that count?
why would I do that?
how was the evening session last night? I didn't get to watch because I was out but was keeping a rough track of the scores
Al salam alaikem my inbred brother
G'wan Higgo.
salam
How long before the tripcunts arrive?
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How long until the "ex-pro" arrives?
>3 cushion also makes snooker look like checkers if you want to get into that kind of pissing contest.
why can't muricunts stop being plebs?
Stephen Lee here
AMA
how does it feel Riggins is still going strong
Alri friends. Let's hope this thread won't be as shit as the ones yesterday. I hope you're all comfy.
I'll fix your mum breakfast after a night of sweet tender loving
it's already turning into it
>Mummy May will never cradle your head as you fall asleep
Hello Sup Forums, I'm an "interesting" former snooker player and pundit, and occasional DJ. John Parrott told me to check out this place. Great banter, guys. Although I only understand about half of it!
I'll be happy to answer any questions you might have.
oh my
Decided not to stick around today, considering the 2 previous threads. Thanks for the comfy sessions /147/
Who's the favorite in this final? I want to support the underdog as always.
>tfw Ahmed can't handle the bantz
maybe it will be better today
please don't go;;
don't let them get to you pal, it's not easy realising you're a political football
No! We need all the comfy lads. We must stand together.
Steve, are you available to play at funerals? What rate?
literally 50-50 according to the bookies
>mfw Slowby is being slow
Greetings, my Dutch friend. Not sure if Amon Duul and Magma are the most appropriate tracks for a funeral, but I'm always available for the right price. Or did you mean playing a frame of snooker? Seems a bit inappropriate.
The molester from lesta in the winter gardens a minute ago
bloody lelby
Selby started as a huge favorite, now that he's three frames behind he's slightly the underdog.
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Afternoon lads.
Selby to win the first mini-session 3-1 and begin the zesting imho.
we need Michaela Tabb back desu
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Afternoon m8
I am. Hope you're comfy as well.
I'll miss you, user.
Well duh.
hello there
morning snookerists
Any online stream for a newfag?
I used Filmon during the weekend, but apparently they're limited to a two minute trial now.
Hi, bruv!
What the fuck, you're right. What a bummer.
Very annoying! I'm now trying out sdwnet.org
Posting in comfy Snooker thread
>ignore Tripfags
>ignore Sup Forums posts
C'MONN!!!!
stay strong pal, just filter out some of the plankton..
The sad thing for me is how it's always another year until we see matches this long.
Most tournaments being majority first to 6 leaves little room for proper exciting comebacks and the like. You get a little taste at the other Triple Crown event later rounds, but even they used to be longer.
>I hope this will last longer than 2 minutes
Aaand it doesn't
Anyone else got a stream?
How is Higgins still playing when Stephen Lee got banned for life?
Lee was such a fucking naturally talented player. I was watching this video last night, the guy was unreal
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But he got what he deserved. Shame that Higgins didn't.
TVCatchup is also an option
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Plus little to no /147/ posting
Don't really care who wins, would love to see 18-17 more than anything else. Bonus points for a 1am finish
I just thought of that. This seems to work fine
So tvcatchup.com
Lee was such a fat slob he had to use the rest on 50% of his shots.
Also Higgins dindu nuffin.
Stephen lees cue power and timing is amazing, I don't know how he generated so much back spin
That too mate ;_; Shame because some of the tournaments televised on ITV4 here were actually decent once you got past the presentation.
Well he's only banned for 7 more years, he could come back I guess.
Yeah he's a fat cunt. But mate, his cueing was unreal. Maybe his weight was used to his advantage to get power into his shots
12 years. He'll be 50 before he can play again so his career is effectively over.
He's over in China running his own cue school now
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wew Ken seems nervous
ITV could be worse from what I've seen
>tfw you will never smack Hazel's big bum
sup mates, left work early today. Time to get comfy
>she'll call you her champion as you pound her
Alright lads, we all set?
What level of comfy we at?
I'm at 4/10 right now. Need to ramp it up soon.
TIME FOR RIGGINS 11-10
HAHA TORTURE TIME
That face looks like one of those masks you cut out of the back of a cereal box.
By the way, does anyone remember my post a couple of threads ago where I said that Selby had been tired out from his battle against Ding and that Higgins would be fresher and would play better? That came true, if you hadn't noticed. But Selby won't still be tired now, and he will beat Higgins comfortably today. You can take that advice to the bank; just look at my previous prediction.
What actually is Lelby's walk-on music?
>Virgo on this early
Bollocks, probably means he'll be on later too
GWAN RONNIE
GWAN DING
Did I hear someone say GWAN RONNEH? I'm pretty sure that's what I heard.
I'm at 5/10, will make some tea later on to get to 7 at least.
Just made myself a cuppa. Snacks needed. JV and Dennis brining maximum comfiness to proceeedings
Imagine if Lebron James concentrated on snooker from an early age
>while pounding away she whispers in your ear: absolutely inch perfect
NOOO
Are they going to let Willie commentate on the final at any point?
>but it's in Virgo's voice
horrific
How much would we have to offer Mark Selby to get him banned so we can see fun snooker like this again?
Why do they only ever show shot time for Selby and not Higgins?
Clear fucking bias by the BBC implying he's taking forever
THERE IT IS, you can pack it up boys 11-10 time
It's called Up All Night, I think. It's by some mid-2000s indie band like Hard-Fi or Maximo Park or one of them.
Not enough mavericks in the game these days. Lee never hit the heights but he had some fucking talent.
Still a fat fucking cheat but I'd rather watch him than Lelby and autistic chinks
Because he does, everyone hates him, the crowd hates him, I hate him, you hate him, and he is fucking terrible for the sport of snooker
IT'S PIGGINS
MATCH RIGGINS
BREAK OF 1
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN
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This!
maybe he will get a look in after the interval or the evening session
>world #1
>everyone hates him
Naturally. He's the best around, people much prefer underdogs to people who win it all.
Kasabian. They're from Leicester. The BBC will cut to a shot of their guitarist in the crowd at some point, they always do
Uproarious kek; best post in the thread so far
lelbys walk on
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Simply the breast
Should have been for being so fat regardless. An embarrassment.
Afternoon boys, proud Ding supporter here
How you all doin?