ITT:
Bad school memories
>Be me
>8/9th grade
>Have this huge crush on a girl
>Thought she liked me back
>Having a normal conversation with crush
>Thisisgoingokay.jpg
>For some reason we were going to shake hands
>”Wait user, I don’t want to touch you
>puts shirt over her hand
>shakes my hand
Mfw
>Be me
>Senior year of highschool
>Have crush on girl
>Ask her out, says she likes me
>Two weeks later, she completely avoids me
>Never questioned why in embarrassment
Tfw i hate myself for being a beta fgt.
>>puts shirt over her hand
congrats, you dodged a bullet: an hysterically obsessed with hygiene wife is the wrongest baddest worsest thing you could get
Maybe she didn't want to touch you since her hand was dirty
>be me, 17
>hanging out with schoolmates
>suddenly one of them decided to Grow Balls
>told us he once was dating
>oooh.mp3
>another dude decided to Grow Balls as well
>told us he once dated
>oeeeeeh.mp3
>then basically everyone bragged about having had Once Upon A Time a fiancéé, a real girl, one of those humans you make out and possibly have sex!!
>then they turned to me and asked
>I was willing to tell the truth, I never had any gf
>but their eyes emitted fire
>they were asking me to lie as well
>and then I told them, yes, once upon a time I Actually Dated A Girl
>one of those fuckers asked me her name
>I told a random name
>the was astonished, "ooooh, such a pretty name!"
>everyone ooh'ed as well
>and there it seemingly ended
>a bunch of 17yo KHVirgin faggots, fuck, seventeen years old, making up fake stories!
>wtfuq dabiq dafuq
>someone should have given us the mass autismo certification
>be me, in 1995
>happy, graduated, a good job and a lovely 9/10 gf
>fast forward 29 months later
>gf breaks up, suddenly, no reason, not any slightest hint
>tried to contact her, she's annoyed, only says she doesn't want to see me anymore
>a month later tried again, she shouts I must disappear from her life
>feel depressed because definitely sure no wrongdoing on my side
>noone of shared friends willing to tell me anything
>fast forward to 2001
>one of old shared friends told me she casually asked about me
>but she also added she was absolutely sure she didn't want to see me anymore
>from time to time, still googling her name/surname (sadly both very common in our country)
>sometime in 2009-2010 found her linkedin
>she lives 900 km away from here
>fast forward to late 2014
>finally found her fb, not totally barred
>browsed until late, found she's single, lives alone, has a cat
>she occasionally joked "it should be time to get engaged"
>checked her fb page everyday for a few days, craving for more info
>suddenly she applied the most paranoid privacy settings
>days later she updated linkedin, switched job (this could explain fb privacy)
>me feels depressed, didn't save any pic, too busy looking at her and dreaming
>anyway, decided to "casually" meet her
>went there (900km) and boarded the trains I predicted she would ride
>6:10pm aboard, check from first to last car, then get off, wait 30 mins, board next train, repeat
>she wasn't on 6:10 6:40 7:10 7:40 8:10... dude, I only missed the least probable one at 5:40, either that day she left earlier, or she took a day off
>fast forward to saturday
>go countryside biking
>31 km later, enter the small alley where her parents house was
>3pm, stopped in front of her house, looked at her room window on 1st floor, where we first kissed 21 years ago
>realized I was staring,someone could see me
>turn bike and go back, pedaling 31km while thinking about her
TL;DR: she dumped me in 1997, never had any clue why, still love her
This is my last post on Sup Forums. Can't believe I'm actually writing it.
>be me, 21, Italian NEET
>quickly take uncle Turd to the hospital because of some serious accident while he was doing some shit in his farm
>yes, in my contacts I actually named him Uncle Turd
>and yes, I was the only one to pick up his desperate call
>he told me he wouldn't forget
>seemed like he quickly forgot
>ffwd 8 years later
>still NEET & KHV
>friendzoned by literally every girl, as usual
>dad told me he was kicking me out in two months even if I didn't quickly land a job
>mom went as far as packing my stuff and leaving me a note "5 weeks left"
>suddenly uncle Turd dies
>got named in his will
>seemed like he didn't forget
>family & cousins & everyone on the wild rage because they think it's absurd I get anything
>they literally had been orbiting around Uncle Turd like flies around a hot smoking shit to get to his heart (and money), because he had no wife and no sons
>eventually executor reads the will and their rage skyrockets
>basically he left me his retirement fund (about $1800/month) and his main asset, a flat in Sorrento (1600 sqft, market value $870k)
>other heirs got no more than $200k each in properties & money; my dad only got a puny $40k land in the countryside
>suddenly everyone "remembers" I owe something to them, starting from daddy & mommy
>take my packed stuff to my new flat without literally saying a word, while mom & dad go on the full retardedrama crying mode
>ffwd few weeks
>home, sweet home
>basically retired at 29
>former friendzoner instantly interested in me, texts me she'll cook my dinner if I invite her
>can't believe how fuckin' fast the news spread out
>replied that "my date" is already cooking for me here
>have a massive laughter thinking how blazingly fast this fakenews will destroy the friendzoners
>ffwd 11 months
>deleted socials and old phone number
>ignored family and former "friends"
>100% hikikomori life
>one day, found Uncle Turd's secret stash
cont.
Bump
>be me
>14
>tranferred to school a year ago
>couple of new people moved here
>cute boy, medium length ginger hair, yaoi body
>blazing faggot feels engaged
>keep it cool and never try to make anything happen, want to stay friends cause he's fun to hang around with
>girl I knew fancied hersalef a matchmaker, wants to set me up
>keeps pestering me to find out who I like
>eventually tell her to get her off my back and tell her to NEVER tell him
>she tells him
>everyone knows im a fag
>none of my friends look at me the same
>everyone keeps their distance, doesnt joke, feel alienated
>start hanging out with dickhead jocks for drugs
>miserable
CONTINUE PLZ
pls
If you chose the wave rider over the lady finger you gon regret it
Straight in the feels :(
Wow, its like a romantic endless love without seeing the end of the gap.
I hope you will met her again user
Bumping this shit so hopefully Uncle Turd user will beable to finish his greentext.
Bump for the Uncle s stash
Bump for Uncle S Stash
Bump
More you incredible person!
PLEASE UNCLE TURD user COME BACK!!!!
God has abandoned us.
i know uncle turd won't let us down
continue uncle turd user!
>implying it wasn't all just one giant bad memory
>grew up in worst neighborhood in state
>parents divorced and bad with money
>be poor as fuck
>parents at least smart enough to send me to outside school district
>from preschool to HS graduation
>always one of poorest kids in school
>rarely purposely ostracized
>but clearly an outsider
>even in own neighborhood
>one of very few white kids
>couldn't even go to some areas without a black friend
>pretending you're happy and not a poorfag only stretches so far
My entire childhood was 90% bad/awkward memories. Joined the military at 17 just to end my "childhood" as soon as possible.
I have my shit together now and live in one of the best neighborhoods in the state, but it took a long time to get here.
You've piqued my interest, user.
He won't update, that's the joke. He anyway said it's his last post on Sup Forums.
Yall got bamboozled.
bump for moar
>6th grade me
>like girl with freckles
>look at her often
>longing
>convince self she would like me
>want to ask her out
>nervous
>about to ask out
>get scared, puss out
>100 times do this
>finally, have courage
>follow freckled girl to bike rack
>get bike
>go up to her
>scared
>"will you go out with me?"
>she looks at me directly
>looks aghast
>"what? NO!" she sez
>so emphatic
>of course
>i'd forgotten i was loser
>silly me
This has actually stuck with me my whole stupid life, and now I'm nearly middle aged. It has colored all of my interactions with girls since that time.
>still loser
where are you faggot
>be me in 7th grade
>ugly 12 year old weeb girl
>have crush on total chad jock
>blonde, blue eyes, atheletic generally really sweet too
>friend also has crush on him
>we fangirl over him in private in music class
>had this crush since 6th grade
>his jerk friend walks up
>"hey user, chad wants to you keep your ugly eyes off him"
>crushed
>want to an hero
>become even more of a weeb loser shut in who spends too much time on /cm/ /y/ and fanfiction.net
>self-esteem is crushed for the next 10 years
finish it faggot
Pls cont
write the story before post it you faggot
also cont
>dated sweet girl with cerebral palsy and a bad stutter
>got made fun of for it
brutto stronzo contimuaaa
cont faggot
kids can be so fucking cruel while experimenting socially
all you actually had to do was to get mad and walk away, that would hit the base in her and she wouldn't assume that it's okay sometimes, or even that there are certain people you can do this to because they deserve it
Wait wait,I need to know more.
Please cont.
>last post
>story continues for next post
>not last post
Do it now
Daje porcamadonna,non puoi appendere così.
>be me
>no license or car
>getting over drug addiction
>decide to browse tinder to help loneliness
>match with 6/10 on tinder
>she messages first
>start chatting
>she's kind of nerdy and just will not leave me alone
>kind of cool though
>into anime, art, and vidya
>constantly asks to hang out
>finally say okay
>she picks me up and we go to a film festival
>goes okay, but really don't like her like that
>always messages me and still just will not leave me alone
>drop contact months go by
>she has boyfriend
>finally she will leave me alone
>she breaks up with her boyfriend
>messages me
>still don't have license
>decide to date her so I can use her car
>we date for a few months
>move in with her
>over time really start to like her
>break up with her right before her brother and his friend come here from out of state
>just being a douchebag
>she begs for me back
>just say no
>feel really bad
>couple days later tell her I'm sorry
>ask to hang
>she says no, and that she has a crush on her brother's friend now
>kinda want to kms
>realize I really loved her, and I fucked up
>spend the next month begging
>she's not having any of it
>blocks me on every form of social media
>tells me she hates me and never wants to see me again
>losttheloveofmylife.png
>still try to text her from time to time and she never responds at all
You really don't know what you have until it's gone :/
You don't just let women do that to you, you tell them don't fucking shake my hand if you wanna be a rude cunt. Never let them run all over you, will make them like you even less.
>10th grade
>christian academy
>spring formal dance coming up
>I get flowers for this blonde blue-eyed gorgeous girl
>walk up to her locker and ask her point blank if she wants to go with me
>"Yes! That would be awesome!"
>holy shit life is great
>walk back to my locker with infinite swagger
>see her talking with close female friends and glancing at me with a worried expression
>later that day she pulls me aside
>"I was going to go with hang up
>continue watching youtube and withdrawing inwards for 10 years and never take a big chance again
Oh don't be a fucking cunt.
I tought the same with different GFs but trust me,your mind is just playing tricks.
>When you are a kid and you see another kid playing with your toy or your mom takes it away from you.
And btw,if you didn't find her attractive from the start then there is no reason to keep going after her. Get fit and go fuck.
>'Friends' with extremely popular black dude
>I say 'friends' but really he just put me down all the time
>Made comments about my appearance, like I had a mustache or unattractive chicken legs
>Still hung around him because I had no friends at all otherwise
>One day in class we get to talking about sex stuff on the down-low
>He tells me to meet him in the boy's bathroom at lunch
>Solid Snake in, didn't get seen
>He's in a stall sitting on a toilet with his dick out
>Suck his dick
>Tastes disgusting, I can't get enough spit up because I feel sickened
>He tells me to stop, then smears scented lotion all over it
>Forces my mouth back on
>Tastes vile
>Almost throw up
>He cums
>It's yellow
>Never sex a black man again
Maybe she didnt want to touch you because she had bad hand sweats? Maybe she did like you back thats because she didnt want you to know she had sweaty hands?
This one was different, I've had a handful of serious gfs and this one is the one my mind always comes back to....
because you deserved it
>be me
>exist
glad that won't be a problem for much longer
Become an hero
such bait
Maybe I feel guilty for what I did, or maybe it is just that I don't want anyone else to have what came so easy for me. Idk I'm a piece of shit faggot anyways
Not your fault...
I deserved to be picked on for dating someone who was different?
>finish this faggot
Nah dude. You got more emotions than these other people...
Continue, cunz
Thanks, she was worth the trouble I got.
>5th grade
>Parents just divorced, dad changed jobs, moved cities, new school.
>Feel bad
>Teacher sits kids in groups of like 5 or 6 with desks touching
>Adds me to one
>Joking with everyone having an okay first day. They seem to like me in class.
>Recess
>They all go and sit at a lunch table together.
>I sit down
>One of the guys says something like "um you don't have to follow us anymore now"
>I just leave.
>Didn't have a single friend and spent every school day alone until at least 8th grade.
oi nigger, finish this you cuck
>Be in 7th Grade
>Get bullied for literally nothing but just the fact that I always wanted to share my writing projects with the class when the teacher asked people to share theirs for some reason.
>Teacher laughs when other kids make fun of me, makes jokes that I'll probably shoot up the school because I get talked shit on so much in class ect.
>Have no friends
>New kid comes
>Remember how shitty it feels to be the new kid.
>Become his friend and invite him to my house for dinner video games ect.
>Bully kids see that I have a friend and this pisses them off for some reason?
>They literally somehow manage to bribe him into bullying me as well.
>Kid who was new to school and who I befriended out of empathy now bullying me too.
>18 yo
>third year vgs
>in the hallway/lunchbreak
>have lots of friends
>not shy
>greet and small talk with friends
>was a shy, cluelessfag at first year with no friends and nothing to do after school
>think about how much i've improved
>i'm happy :)
>go back to class
>sit in the corner
>alone
>everyone in class dislikes me probably think i'm weird or creepy
>everyone ignores me i ignore them back
>overhear good chats and good atmosphere in class with everyone except me
>know one singular guy in class that i hang with outside of school occationally
>he chooses not to sit next to me every time though
>just on my computer the entire class stressed as fuck just listening to music with headphones
>this is the second year i've been in this class and nothings changed
>why am i still like this
Hey user how is it going
RIP user
Is the punchline that it is literally his last post and he won't post a second cause otherwise that wouldn't be his last post?
Yeah. Shame isn't it?
I NEED THE REST OF THIS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONTINUE GODDAMN IT
can someone pls continue this
Cont.
>after finding uncle's stash, open box it is in
>inside is 15 sets of porn DVDs and couple of exotic weed strains
>become NEET for the rest of my life
congrats user, reading that gives me hope I can be successful as well
That's the end??
Sorry, had to go for a while im back now
>Found uncle turds secret stash
>It was hidden under the main couch in the living room
>managed to find it while i was cleaning
>old rusty wooden chest with a metal lock
>it only had like 12 golden coins in it
the end, sorry guys im kinda busy cant write it in a better way.
were the coins of any value?
also, goodbye forever italianfag, may your soul be at peace from this evil
Don't worry, tried to cover for you. 12 gold coins are a good worth, don't sell them.
I don't think this is the real Uncle Turd user, he took so long and we just had another post which could easily be a fake too. and its not really worth mentioning.
This story gives me hope. I appreciate you sharing this story. It is the best green text I've read.
And thus, it dies.
same. possibly the greatest story ever told tbh
Haha fag
THIS is why it annoys me when people shit on the military and say anyone who signs is dumb. like they give opportunities to ppl like you
...
>be me
>6th grade
>teacher pairs me next to some cool kid
>one decides to ask me "how manly are you"
>uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>I decide to literally prove I am a man
>whip out my dick
>I still remember the face of disgust to this day
>here's another guys reaction
what the fuck were you thinking
I knew that men have penises and women don't
>Be me
>getting dick sucked by 8/10 qt 3.14
>she lifts her head to say something
>"this is the second biggest dick I ever sucked"
>second biggest?
>mfw
it was probably her first time
);
); I hope you feel better one day user. maybe one day she'll consider you again, but for now just focus on other girls.
>entirety of high school
>severe undiagnosed mental illness (bipolar)
>insomnia like a motherfucker
>hypomanic like a motherfucker
>too fucked to notice my facial hair
>shaved like once every 2 weeks
>walked around for 4 years unshaved 90% of the time
death can't come soon enough
>900km for stalking
you're crazy. like all men in love.
but she isn't. so if you don't stop being crazy, the only thing that will change is that you become mad, bitter, or fucked up.
it's been 20 years. you proved your point.
move on. I allow it.
to experience rejection needs to be practised to the point that it doesn't bother you at all.
along the way you will succeed which will boost your courage and drains your fucks to give.
>black dick
>yellow cum
>black and yellow, black and yellow
was he a smoker?
there's a rumor that smoking makes your cum dirty.
); middle school i made friends. but in 1st to 5th grade i had maybe one good friend but that was it, and most of the time he would hang out with other kids and i was too socially awkward so at recess i would read alone instead of play. now im finally active but i still have horrible social anxiety
THE FEDS GOT TO HIM HE'S FUCKING DEAD
WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THAT CHEST
>Be me
>1st grade
>its recess time
>need to piss
>lazy, autistic 1st grader mind grinds into action
>drop pants
>take a massive piss in the middle of the field in view of everyone
>scares group of girls
>gets detention
I have SO many more.
They had detention in 1st grade?
I probably not. i just called it that for convenience