I'm new to Sup Forums and haven't got a clue on where to go to post 15 second stories

I'm new to Sup Forums and haven't got a clue on where to go to post 15 second stories..

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youtube.com/channel/UCa0YfMRjgEMnCX1zk3QtNvg
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

welcome newfriend.

Yeah thanks pal, but after reading the rules, I figured Sup Forums would be the best place? Just haven't found any 15 second stories myself (yet?)

What the fuck is a 15 second story

I looked it up and figured out that on here you don't call them 15 second stories but greentext..

Oh you mean a greentext?
You rarely see them anymore due to all the shit thats posted now like celeb threads

Oh I see.. I can still post one though? After reading through the rules one more time I figured /r9k/ would be the place to make one..

Stay away from /r9k/
You dont want to go there

Really? Looks similar to everything else I've seen on here so far

WELCOME NEWFAG! Enjoy some lolicon, free of charge.

Some youtuber cowbelly posts stolen greentexts and calls them "15 second stories"

If you wanna become a Sup Forums member and get the Green-Text posting ability, you gotta contribute to the lolicon threads.

After about 5 posts (with contributions) the mods allow you to do
>this

To find these images, look up "Toddlercon Lolicon Hentai" on google with safe search off, make sure to store the photos in a folder and hold onto them in case the Mods need to re-get proof that you did in fact contribute.
and if this doesn't prove i know what i'm talking about then i don't know what will
>BE ME

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NICE user! I see you've unlocked the Bait Photo ability.

Thanks guys, but I'm really not interested in these child hentai porn thingy..

These LOLI IMAGES, not child porn. Work as currency in Sup Forums. None of us actually fap to it, cause its not porn. You gotta post these to unlock abilities, otherwise the mods have no way to know if you are a legit poster.

hey newfag, how the fuck can you stand listening to that robot voice on those fucking videos, also fuck cowbelly and all those fuking youtubers that exploit Sup Forums for ad revenue notice how all their videos are all 10 minutes long ?

Post youtube name in feeling a raid

Make a thread already

"Graham The Christian"
youtube.com/channel/UCa0YfMRjgEMnCX1zk3QtNvg
Motherfucker doesn't even have a custom URL

Leave. Just go to reddit, go to tumblr, anywhere but here. This place seeps into your brain, I promise you once you're here for a bit you won't leave. It holds you, and even when the honeymoon wears off and everything starts looking like shit, you'll still be here. This place takes so much time in my life and ruined me. Please just fucking leave while you still have a chance, go enjoy some dank memes with your friends. Just go and have fun before this place takes it from you.

lets raid this fucking channel someone make a post

>fuck

That faggot is livestreaming right now. I'm gonna keep saying NIGGER until I get b&

You have to be 13 to have e a youtube account

How I can stand watching his videos? Well it's either a robot voice or scrolling through several pictures of hentai child porn.. I think ill choose the robot voice to find funny stories

>implying all the dank memes don't come from here
>implying you can't roll trips to leave Sup Forums forever
>implying

May I ask why?

>implying implicit implications

You'll start to see things differently. Surrounding yourself with depressed antisocial fuck boys will make you start to act like them.

Hmm I guess that's a possibility but that's the case with everywhere on the internet but happyland.

For me this is like the gold rush, got addicted to keeping checking just in case i stumble upon a decent post. Its not okay.