/sag/ - South Asia General

Lal salam edition

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Are Desis all sleeping?

I'm up

Is Bangladesh going up or down?

Trying to live up this thread without Hindus

Down, if the corruption won't do it, the sea levels will

I'm the proof god exists

Makes sense that literal abbos who are unfit to even wipe the shit off my ass would be attracted to communism; the most evil ideology that drags everybody down to the lowest animal level.

No, just proof that my Aryan ancestors enjoyed bestiality.

How do North Indians call Dravidians animals/subhumans when Southern states are more developed than Northern states and South Indians are smarter/more prosperous than North Indians

>the most evil ideology
That's not capitalism

>smarter/more prosperous than North Indians
lol no

I don't know what kind of """North Indians""" you're talking about because caste is important. I'm the highest caste btw. My family literally ruled a province as kings during the British Raj our literal slaves became servants and they still serve us today.

Whenever I go to India people from my province kneel before me.

True story, my family is still very powerful...

>implying there's a difference between north poo and south poo
you're both gutless currynigs

My family was honorary Aryan back then. My family bought a ton of property in Europe from some lord during that time. Sadly my branch of the family got none of those ;_;

Also my 2nd cousins are mixed with British aristocracy because my Grandad's bro married a Duchess

again, doesn't matter, all poos are weak pathetic being that bow down to whites like the inferior creatures they are

So get fucked you pathetic nigger. I'm whiter than you by proxy.

>My family literally ruled a province as kings during the British Raj our literal slaves became servants and they still serve us today.
>Whenever I go to India people from my province kneel before me.
That's pretty fucked up man jesus

Yes, when I was a lad it creeped me out but you get used to it. Old 80 something year old peasant men come and kneel by my feet and present gifts.

It's a culture thing but fortunately my dad gifts their women folk more money than the gifts are worth. Tradition is important you know ?

> highest caste
> ruled a province as kings
nigga go larp somewhere else. People from the highest caste were clergymen, not rulers.

>Tfw just turned 20

I'm Mahar Raja; Brahmin is a meme. I could still probably have someone executed if I wanted to on my lands. I got guns there and shit since my uncle is a high ranking official in the army

I will stop talking now lest I reveal too much and compromise my anonymity

>but you get used to it. Old 80 something year old peasant men come and kneel by my feet and present gifts.
>It's a culture thing but fortunately my dad gifts their women folk more money than the gifts are worth. Tradition is important you know ?
Your traditions are pretty fucked up. That stopped happening in the western world a long time ago.
>Also my 2nd cousins are mixed with British aristocracy because my Grandad's bro married a Duchess
Almost all Europeans are descended from some kind of European nobility so, who gives a shit.
You do sound like you're larping desu.

It's not all good doe. India is uber fucked up. Relatives will organize your murder over inheritance. I own a ton of land and my mom used to scare the shit out of me as a kid telling me that my uncles will murder me over it if I they could. They'd make it look like an accident. That's why I needed to always been accompanied by my dad's boyhood servant friends as retainers. They were armed with M-4s and shit

They've always been super nice to me doe so I'm not sure anymore but I'm still on edge around them.

That's only in the rural areas though. City's are much safer. Also incest is a huge thing there still just like Pak

No wonder why communism is prevalent in India
Then why are you still here and not ruling your land?

In Indian nobility your mother's family is your safe zone because they can't compete over your inheritance. Living with them was the best desu. Your mom's tribe was expected to guarantee your claim to the land in ancient times heirs usually grew up with their mother's brothers and father until coming of age. You're usually kept close to your brother and taught to be close so you don't kill each other over money. Our culture is Turk tier in terms of fratricide.

Because India is shit and I want to live a normal life.

I hate Indians. Horrible, horrible people. I'm not like them. Social climbing parasites..

well an OBC is the PM of the country now

enjoy your caste and social status in canada where you're seen as a smelly, dirty immigrant

Rather that than being forced to live with your kind

I'm larping because I unironically hate Poos btw

Go create an India hate thread on Sup Forums or something, then.
Why disrupt a general?

azad kashmir soon lads

fuck off

It's intellectual exercise while trolling. I understand India well since I was able to convince you on lies.

I'm so fucking bored with life it's giving my depression. What's the cure for this dreadful mindset?

Post food to trigger the Pakis

Are you that Afghan from a few days ago?

A trans-orbital lobotomy with a $20 monthly prescription of niche pornography.

Watch animu and play Dark Souls 1.

Is Europe gonna be your new friend ?

>paying for porn
No thanks

Done and done. I wanna start LotGH but I feel compelled to finish Kill la Kill

I don't really keep up with news outside Sup Forums t.bh. I believe the Indian government has always taken a neutral stance on things, and it doesn't really pick sides.

Are you the Punjabi user?

Why is the Indian Public Service considered so prestigious

>You're are

Don't even know who that is. I don't check Sup Forums very often.

I've got heat rash all over my neck and I wish I was dead.

do you guys hate chinese ppl?

who /cric/ here?

Was talking to my mum about marriage and I jokingly asked her to get me a girl from Afghanistan. She said "you should marry a girl from the Netherlands, except Turks and Moroccans, they are bad people."

My mum is quite based 2bh.