Wake up

>Wake up
>See a bunch of aliens looking at you
What do you say?

ayy

Go home, gringo

ayy

Smoke grenade, run for full cover.

Ba po

ayy

Ugh not this again

Kek

Kek

get the fuck out of my face you Mexican piece of shit

Ayy LMAO.

AYYY PUT THAT PROBE UP MY ASS LMAOS. NOLUUUUBBBEE DADDY

Woah, hello

No lie I once woke to a creature with the face of a blue Llama raping me. It wasn't a dream I legitmately just couldn't move, I was freaking out but it's fucking tongue was going places I didn't want it to go, including all the way down my throat. It hurt for several days after that.

thats called sleep paralysis

SUCK MY FUCKING DICK ALIEN BITCH

THEN I FACE RAPE ALL OF THEM AND SLAP MY DICCK ON THER FOREHEAD AND CUM IN THERE FINGER NAILS AND SCREAM OIVEY

Awww fuck, ayyy lmao guys
Please don't probe my butthols xD
Just grab my peenus weenus of course hehe ^_^

Then it raises the question of who the fuck was raping me.

Truth or dare

AYY LMAO

ayy lmao

TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF OF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

nice

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

Live fast, smoke grass, eat ass

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET

Please no butt stuff no butt stuff!

Please butt stuff please butt stuff please butt stuff

normie detected

Grab my cock and make sure it's still there. Next try and reach for asshooole and make sure nothing went up there!

...

I had at least expected someone up to this point to say 'fuck off spaceniggers we're full'

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Fuck off space niggers, we're full.

You can crash on the moon if you want

>this shit again?

Ayy LMAO, Protector 1.