Kaliningrad

Let's talk about Königsberg. Does Russia deserve it? Should it go back to Germany? Should it be its own country?

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you lost it forever, get over it

Kaliningradulations on screwing up world war 2 Germany

Give it to poland. Then everything east of the Elbe river, too.

Stop dreaming about getting Królewiec back.
It should be in Russia's hands.
And we're actually benefiting from it.

Russkies have already poo all over it

Sadly, this.

The Russians turned Konigsberg from one of the cultural capitals of Europe into a slav-infested slum. Even if it were given back to Germany, there's nothing of value left there.

This. Same with Pomerania and Silesia. It shouldn't have happened but it did, and there's no sense in having another war to get back poor Eastern European clay.

At least it's 99% white. You would infest it with roaches and rapefugees.

>Slavs
>White

Don't mind me, just a burger lurking the thread

Nobody gives a fuck about what you think anymore, Germany.

You're right, Ivan, clay is everything, which is obviously why Russia is by far the best country to live in. Oh wait...

Oh Russia, last bastion of whiteness is here.


Now tell me about your capital and how white it is.

What the fuck is Latvia doing to Lithuania?

And why is Kaliningrad/Prussia/east Pomerania incapable of not acting like a sociopath? Besides Russians, who are these people? What the fuck is wrong with them? Marienburg/Koningburg is now on my stay the fuck away list.

Poland should incorporate it

Germany is dead you moron, wake fucking up

Should go to either Poland or Lithuania. Or divided between them. But first you gotta move russkies back to Russia. No one wants Crimea-style-biological weapon in form of "oppressed russians in need of liberation".

>Should go back to Poland
Your entire country belongs to Russia and Germany

I just realized niggers are destructive biological weapon, russians are biological weapon for conquest, and muslims are intermediate biological weapon that both grabs territory and destroys both people and property.

And aussies are ineffective radio jammer.

>sausage pussy niggers cant defend cologne
>dreams about KALININGRAD
TOP KEK

Who cares who have it, as long as it's not the Russians.

>Same with Pomerania and Silesia
We rebuild it you fucking imbecile.

>literal fucking nigger president
>60%

Sit the fuck down.

>Your entire country belongs to Russia and Germany
It's older than both.

>Give kaliningrad to germany
>right-wing rises and they kick out all lefties
>they invade the world again just to fucking unite with a small piece of land inbetween fucking poland and the baltics

youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

I kek everytime I watch this

Russia shoul have it for safe keeping

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>The holocaust lives on as both the single most despicable act ever committed in history, as well as germany's only deed worthy of note

Usa 60% white and a nigger President for 8 years
kek

Not everything but it is a good insurance from some problems that can happen. Say if some fairly big parts of Russia suddenly become barren there still will be enough land to farm.

If the same happens in Germany or other smaller countries you are fucked.

The only better thing is to have clay beyond Earth but that's still in the future.

Ivan, you literally have a lower GDP than Italy. ITALY, nigger. You just barely a regional power. Stop acting like you matter.

STABILITY comrade nemec. We were shit, we are shit and we will be shit long after you all die.

Gonna need to get ourselves some space clay in the process.

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Please do. I want to look at moon through telescope some day and see commieblocks and russkies squatting on balconies with cigs in their mouths.

give it to lithuania. its former old prussian clay

Le Poland is older than Germany meme
>Pollack not knowing about Otto I [x]
>Pollack not knowing about Heinrich I [x]
>Pollack not knowing about East Francia [x]
Also the Kievan Rus (Proto-Russia) existed before Poland.

Polish clay

You know nothing.
According to genetics and chronicles, we sit here since Germania.

Poland founded in 800ad by Piast dynasty.
Kievan Rus in 870AD
HRE in 900AD

Then why are you so desperate to clean German toilet?

Funny thing. If i remeber right Roskosmos has a Moon base project on the backburner.

>proto russia

>otto I
holy roman empire state of many nations deal with it

>that coming from Irish monkey

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>Irish monkey
Irish dog, my man. Monkeys at least are entertaining.

beautiful polish borders

>silesia
>pomerania

absolutely Polish clay

wannabe prussians btfo

Well, I guess you like Irish toilets too since so many of you fuckers live here.

le ebin toilet meme.

You forgot how British treated you? Like subhuman trash. Don't unload it on others.

Russia is like King Midas, except everything they touch turns to shit.

Koningsbergen is Dutch. DUTCH!

You got fucking raped by every nation around you since the begining of time.
Poland never was and never will be stronk, accept it, Untermensch.

Which clay that you *currently* own is actually Pollack clay? I bet not much of it.

>You got fucking raped by every nation around you since the begining of time.
And yet we're still the same geneticaly

You seem to be hellbent of beating us in this discipline.

Based russkies the only ones doing decent job at space stuff. Did the americans finally used trampoline to deliver supplied to ISS?

Thats why all Europe is shit now.

Germans are literally arab-tier with all their whining about "muh clay." You fought two global wars and lost both, fucking deal with it.

All of Prussia should go back to Sweden.

Nah, for decent job we really need to get our economy up. There is at least four or five projects that can pull us forward but not enough financing.

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communism destroyed königsberg not russians. commie architecture is worst thing happened to people. btw im every year there, thank god it is starting to get better. in 2005 there was a memorial near the old submarine and at this memorial everywhere injektions and wodka bottles. now you can chill without drunks threatining you and junkies grabbing you, also they started to rebuild german historical city centre.

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Should be Baltic clay,
But all real Prussians got axed 3 to 4 centuries ago. Fuck Teuton filth.

Now that land is inhabited by ruskies who no doubt are developing delusions of being Europeans and Prussians.
Functionally it is nothing more but a Fortress for Russia.

Made me kek

All Germans were pushed out of Kaliningrad. You should have been satisfied with the lebenraum you had, because now it's over.

hahaha so funny hahahaha :D:D:D:D:D
xpost to reddit kind sir

I am all for "rightful Germany clay" and shit but at the moment it's better for everyone that we stay as we are.

But aren't russians the only ones who reliably send stuff into space and come back on daily basis?

I was talking with my astronomy professor a bit about space race and stuff. Apparently russians are constantly improving old ideas and upgrade their stuff while americans just every some amount of time/every project just scratch everything and start from the start which is inefficient as fuck and reason for lot of failures of western space programs.

Also apparently after USSR collapese US paid russian scientists to build unnecessary ISS just so they were busy with space stuff insetad of military purpose missile stuff like intercontinental nukes.

first of all he have to take NRW Berlin Hamburg Offenbach and so on back.

You're cancer got broken up.

Canada truly is the worst nation. Keep the banana cancer in Sup Forums

>But aren't russians the only ones who reliably send stuff into space and come back on daily basis?
Our drives are the most used yes.

>Apparently russians are constantly improving old ideas and upgrade their stuff
We have a shitton of projects left from USSR that were not possible with its tech but are totally possible now. But there is no money to push them forward.

Methane fueled rocket engine project is around 30 or 40 years old.

Fuck, returning stages projects a-la what Space-X does... We have them. For at least fucking 8 years! But there is no funding. Only now they are starting to move.

>ISS instead of nukes
Nah, that's bullshit. We love our nukes.

If I inherit $150,000 USD, how long could that sustain a relatively simple lifestyle in Russia? Also, will I get lynched for being Polish.

explains your teeth

>Nah, that's bullshit. We love our nukes.
I know. It's more like, "better to throw some money at them so they would work for us/pacified russia insetad some dictator in middle east or something".

Apparently it was in some recently declassified american files or something. I still don't know if he was joking or if he was serious.

>literaly no culture
>meltingpot
>mixing with niggers

white as fuck bro

all your clay belongs to us

forever

Depends where.

If in a city that's around 200$ a month for communal services for one room flat. The further you are from Moscow the less it will be.

Plus 200$ for food and whatever.

So lets say 500$ a month for 1. You can go lower but than you will sacrifice some comfort.

Though that's not a luxurious lifestyle. Just healthy food but it's not hard to get here and doesn't cost high.

So 300 months maximum. But you will need some initial spending, probably a car and other things. Which will drop it to around 100-150 months.

>Also, will I get lynched for being Polish.
Who cares? Just don't go around drunks - they are unpredictable. But that's a general rule.

>ireland
>raped by every nation around you since the beginning of time

kek, the irony

It could fall into it's constituent particles or be consumed by grey goo and nobody would even notice.

if its not moscow..a very long time. Nah bro no problem even as germanfag never got problems there but i would rather stay in poland with that money -> no shitskins

Yeah, but it's harder to get firearms in Poland I think. And land is likely more expensive since Poland is a smaller country. Though I'd consider it since I have citizenship there and own a summer home.

>Does Russia deserve it?
Yes
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TAKE IT, PLEASE. I'M TIRED OF BORDERLINE USELESS REGIONS.

Not so fast, Germany.

Germany is actually Swedish land, but you stole it from us.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Pomerania

So, don't think too fast, before you talk about Konigsberg. I still wish you controlled the world, though.

yes niemcy says the truth, moscow is flooded with shitskins, and country which has so much shitskins can't be counted as slav country, thus we are the best slavs

If it's about period just after USSR fall than it's possibly true.

US got cheap drives, engineering and allowed our government a little room to breathe while Russia got some money.

At that time situation in the country was real shit. These gopnik memes? They are true. Young people in groups of 4-15 in sport costumes or just some shit.

If not for Putin and some economists all these angry people could have easily trashed our neighbours and done it with glee. Basically almost the same shit Germany was coming through before Hitler came. It's just that after USSR Russians were really wary of any politicians and still hated Hitler. That helped.

RL

latvia is in culture reasons best country in the east. they had thrown away all commieshit and rebuild their pre commie culture with festivals and folklore. Riga has also best historical city in europe, love it. in russia the older generations are identifiying with communism which is the problem..also many people there believe in "brotherhood of soviet people" which means in reallife that shitskins are sucking blood and money of russia while not contributing something except allahu akbar and low wages

i guess its hard there too since putin..but someone from the federation may answer you about this issue

Beyond rubber bullet pistols you can get guns only for hunting. With very strict restrictions.

Pistols only for law enforcement. Automatic weapons is a complete no-no. You can get them only on work.

Her Majesty's Rightful Clay

the other question is is it hard to get the permissions for hunting weapons? even if its through corruption?

>Does Russia deserve it?
Yes. Fuck krauts.

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Hunting is comparatively easy. Psych check, money fee and probably enrolling into some hunting club. That's it.

When Europe is in shambles and you're overrun by muslim hordes, you will call to Germany to help you. We will bring order out of chaos.

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HRE was founded in 800 AD by Charlemagne.

I lean out my back door and shoot all the deer I need. I ask no one's permission to eat. I also know my guns are meant to protect fellow Americans from tyranny. Islam is tyranny! you Krauss have hidden your cowardice behind the Holocaust. put that Holocaust behind you, as the world wants you to do, and take back your country.