Brit/pol/ - Britbong politics thread

>TORIES ADMIT ELECTORAL FRAUD IN SOUTH THANET, POSSIBLE BY ELECTION AFTER THE REFERENDUM. WILL ARE NIGE STAND?

channel4.com/news/new-expenses-scandal-emerges-as-tories-fight-police-in-court
channel4.com/news/election-expenses-exposed

>CAMERON HAILS MUSLIM MAYOR AS "QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH"

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36410749

>MOUTHY GOBSHITE JESS PHILIPS LAUNCHES "ANTI-TROLLING CAMPAIGN"

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36417258

>LOCAL COUNCIL ATTEMPTS TO RIG EU REFERENDUM WITH POSTAL VOTES

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/30/council-to-pulp-eu-referendum-postal-ballots-as-bias-row-spreads/

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washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/05/31/the-simple-and-shocking-truth-that-explains-the-rise-of-far-right-politicians-everywhere/
youtube.com/watch?v=YeNm4et4Ad4
washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/05/19/trump-wastes-no-time-in-blaming-terrorism-for-egyptair-crash/
buchanan.org/blog/will-always-england-125299
youtube.com/watch?v=9UCm6LNj7P0
youtube.com/watch?v=sGrkCjn4uTo
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/28/tory-mp-andrew-bridgen-says-david-cameron-is-finished-as-party-l/
youtube.com/watch?v=JFt-pRIvL9E
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does it mean im registered to vote if i got one of the cards with my name on in my door about the local polling station

ye lad, just show up at the polling station and give them the card

Make sure you vote first of course.

excuse me it explicitly says on the card that you dont need to bring it with you

>anti-trolling campaign
They know those never work, right? Trolling has become a mainstream meme word for "being mean online". People are always mean, regardless online or not. Never gonna change.

The whole point of the card is so they can find you easily and tick you off the list of constituency voters, you give them it before they give you the ballot.

You don't need it (but it's a little more effort for them to find you) but being sent one means you are registered to vote.

So have we got anyone out campaigning?
I remember a UKIP guy here a few months ago.

What time on the 23rd do we get results?

Probably like 5am on the 24th, unless it's a landslide and they can predict it earlier

First British Stalinist Bolshevik government when?

Never since he isn't of the majority. :^)

Actually if you look at his policies he wants to combine socialism with strong patriotism. A sort of Nationalist Socialism, if you will

Never say never comrade.

кoнeчнo мoй cпyтник

great pic Op
I love it

> Shut it down they know!

>Patriot
>Won't sing the national anthem
>Republican
Nice try

What do Brits think of us Portugese?

Not his national anthem.
youtube.com/watch?v=cNDdBY5sKAU

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Can I get a tl;dr on the tory election fraud please? At work

Thanet tory council used an extra 8k of expenses or summit during the elections when they weren't technically allowed to. Might have done the same in a couple of extra boroughs.

Hardly a consipracy that would have turned the election, but meager dodgy dealings are still dodgy dealings nonetheless.

We think you should secede from Europe as your ethnicity and economy is Africa tier.

Oldest Ally. Some may have forgotten you but Portugal has a special place in my heart.

Will there be a re-election in south thanet or wherever it was or will they just carry on with the conservative mp

hello

its a nice thread you guys have here

wouldnt it be a shame if someone..

..um i dunno..

..shitposted in it!?

>Channel 4 are leaked a series of hotel bills by disgruntled activists
>The Tories spent £10,000+ on hotels in South Thanet for activists, and didn't declare them
>They claimed that they were national expenditures, but this is bullshit given the nearest other swing seat was a 2 hour drive away
>They spent almost £30,000 in total, over twice the legal limit
>Another activist leaks the Conservative internal timetable, which proves that many ministers like Boris Johnson campaigned in the seat but did not declare their expenses
>Meanwhile, it is found that the Conservatives used a Battle bus to transport activists to campaign in swing seats, but declared it as national spending
>This is technically legal, but dodgy because they were helping specific candidates
>Electoral commission refuse to investigate, saying it is a criminal investigation
>10 police forces announce they will be investigating the expenses
>Conservatives agree to comply with the investigations in all seats, EXCEPT South Thanet
>When Kent police apply for an extension of the investigation deadline, they find a team of the country's best lawyers hired by the Tories trying to stop them

A hearing will be held tomorrow to decide whether the investigation can go ahead

If the expenses can be linked to the Tory MP rather than just rogue activists, he'll be found guilty of having breached Section 2 of the Representation of the People Act 1983 and disqualified

Then there would be a by-election, which given the Tory civil war and anger after the EU referendum would certainly by won by Nige

I still don't have my polling card, nor have I received the postal voting form I requested.

Suck dick, council.

top lads and ladettes. Hope you follow us out of the EU

get on the phone to them m8

>phone

Portugal is a chill place if you're in the countryside, if you're in a city or in a holiday resort then it's a shithole.

Also fuck your government for putting tolls on the A22, that was an EU funded road.

You're habitually unfaithful in relationships.

romanian here, vote to leave trust me you dont want more gypsies coming in

Oh boy oh boy.

Speaking of which, how likely are those rumours of a rebelion Vote of no confidence (or at least some other Tory replacing Cameron) after the referendum?

telephone, sorry

Please do.

It's beautiful

>americans trying to understand british politics
>washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/05/31/the-simple-and-shocking-truth-that-explains-the-rise-of-far-right-politicians-everywhere/

that embarrassment on his face is soul destroying, I wasn't supposed to be like that Mr F.

I was living in Thanet during those elections, can't believe UKIP didn't win. The town I was in (Ramsgate) was as purple as a serial mastubators dick

fresh OC pls enjoy:

youtube.com/watch?v=YeNm4et4Ad4

Lads how do we supplant the yanks as the world power

Holy fuck, isn't Wash Post supposed to be an "Unbiased News Source"?

im subbed to Private Eye, but the anti-trump stuff is getting a bit stale. its just the usual, 'hurr he a racist/sexist/egomaniac' garbo

well maybe the ego thing isnt garbo :^)

>Unbiased
>Even if Trump was right about the EgyptAir disaster, he was wrong - The Washington Post
washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/05/19/trump-wastes-no-time-in-blaming-terrorism-for-egyptair-crash/


:^)

>The town I was in (Ramsgate) was as purple as a serial mastubators dick

das it mane

Nige won in Margate, Ramsgate and Broadstairs but the Tories had a fucking massive get-out-the-vote operation in Sandwich which was a strongly Conservative area

There's a book about the campaign, pretty interesting desu

>O'Brien
Every fucking time.

Seriously that column was pretty cancerous. As an American with some understanding of American politics it's worth noting that the Washington Post is the mouthpiece of the Democratic party establishment.

More to his point that Brexit will make Britain poorer. He dismisses Norway's trade deal and thinks Britain will get shafted based on really nothing. Even more to his point what value is independence? I would rather live in a self governing third world country than a wealthy vassal state. Pat Buchanan said it better than I ever could.

>buchanan.org/blog/will-always-england-125299

>God-and-country, blood-and-soil people, they want to live with their own kinfolk, their own kind. They do not believe in economics uber alles. And if democracy will not deliver the kind of country and society they wish to live in, then democracy must be trumped by direct action, by secession.

>This is the spirit behind Brexit.

>The is the spirit that drove the Irish patriots of 1919, who rose against British rule, though they were departing the greatest empire on earth in its moment of supreme glory after the Great War, to begin life among the smallest and poorest countries in all of Europe.

>Voting to Remain Lads.

The Washington Post is the Democratic party apparatchik newspaper.

No brit/pol/ propaganda?

youtube.com/watch?v=9UCm6LNj7P0

Come on, we're better than this lads

I only lived in Thanet for a year, I was under the impression the majority of the population was in Margate, Rammo and Broadstairs.

whatever you say m80

NIGE WAS CONNED OUT OF A SEAT I KNEW IT

IMPEACH THE TORIES

It's raining over here in Berkshire.

>tfw just took a comfy walk down to the co-op and got a coke

What you lads up to?

pic related

Back from town, assembling some models like the NEET I am

language sounds like a strange version of spanish, but youre bros.

windy AF here in Bournemouth, gonna go town for a bit to grab a coke and some hobnobs m8 and sort some banking stuff out. Then 2 days of revision til I'm finally free of this shit tier degree

>how likely are those rumours of a rebelion Vote of no confidence (or at least some other Tory replacing Cameron) after the referendum?
They're very likely, seeing as at least one Conservative has come forward and said she put her name in a ballot to vote for no confidence, Nadine Dorris.

Who knows who else has done this but I'm guessing all of leave have.

Will be sharing the Brexit the movie documentary in a group chat later. Not sure anyone's about to care desu

Lived in Bournemouth for a bit. My cousins live over there now. Summers are great.

youtube.com/watch?v=sGrkCjn4uTo

Remember lads, just because Mosley's gone doesn't mean the fight is over. The struggle for the soul of Britain needs waging now, lest the battleground itself be torn from under our feet for evermore.

>There are places called Sandwich

>Voting to Remain Lads.

Fuck right off Jezza

> and fuck the horse you rode in on

Yeah I'm gutted to leave, Bournemouths great. Going back to fackin London...

Berkshires pleasant, my bro lives in Newbury

UKuck is too far gone. #RIP #illridewithyou

You not got a job or something? I work with my dad and we mended an underground pipe leak this morning and we're just finishing dinner before we head back out to fill the hole In.

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>telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/28/tory-mp-andrew-bridgen-says-david-cameron-is-finished-as-party-l/
About 30 have apparently

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Or you could just tell them what your name is. Not hard.

Gramps Condell just made an 11 minute video prompting you, to vote leave, and droppped the Muslim bomb to (suprisingly not as a main point).

youtube.com/watch?v=JFt-pRIvL9E

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How many do they need to champion a vote of no confidence and is this just the leadership position or is it the actual government? Because can't the opposition also vote for no confidence to get the government dissolved?

thanks ausbro. Mind elaborating?

Cringe as fuck.
I hope he never comes to power.
For ours and his sakes

I do like auntie Pat.

>you not got a job or something?
I'm a 20 year old faggot who works at the local costa. only get a certain number of days a week in weird as fuck hours.

No, just dumping pics from my ukuck folder.

Pissing it down in Nottingham, just doing some tidying up and washing. Going to get on the cycler for a bit then make myself some spinach and ricotta tortellini.

Vote out lads.

Britain would retain the same trade deals it has now. Countries that aren't state capitalist don't really trade with one another, companies in those countries do. Those deals will still stand unless EU countries' governments announce boycots and specifically ban trade, which they wont do.

The only thing the EU has is their tarrif wall, which can be negotiated away by (re)joining the European Economic Zone.

Besides, Britain exports fuck all to the rest of the EU anyway. They import a lot more. It's the country best suited for an exit, really. It doesn't use the Euro either.

My country will be truly fucked though. Like 80% of our exports go to Germany.

They need 50 to trigger one in the Commons

It's very windy here.

Nice and sunny here in Wales.

Gonna have a smoke, coffee and get on with an essay

Fuck off you inbred abo.

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Where bouts in Wales you at m8

I hate when people don't even try to write their signs properly, I automatically disregard what they write if they can't even be bothered to plan their font size.

Why are you getting personally insulting? I am talking in generalities.

Remember: it is better to live a day as a free man, than a lifetime as a slave Dutch brother.

Monmouthshire, first town just across the Severn bridge.

Hi lads,I want to bet on the leave vote but I've only ever bet on on a horse race which was technically my Grandpa. Any suggestions on good bookies to go for? Best odds?

By having a thriving selection of international territories (we kind of still do but not enough); bringing manufacturing back to the UK; putting more money and recruitment into our armed forces; promoting patriotism; and becoming a world trade power again like we used to be, chiefly by fighting people for trade routes and menacing them if they come near

It'll never happen chap. And it doesn't matter -- it already happened and we became great for it. We literally decided what would happen in world history and to this day our presence is still felt.

At the moment I'm content with leaving the EU and bringing manufacturing back to the UK

Don't lie, brit/pol/.

You know we would of voted Blair if it was 1997.

We just didn't know he was going to let in the population of Pakistan in.

Now pic related is London's New mayor. Future prime minister maybe

Better?

oddschecker

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Don't.

It really is too risky.