Waifu thread

waifu thread

Bye guys. It's bedtime.

The Mediator
You should know that people care for you. Your family and friends care for you and see you as a very valuable, precious, useful person. You're so dumb sometimes, I hope you feel better soon.
>hugs

I don't know what you're talking about.

I have a glock but that's about it. No bullets. I like to click it when I'm bored.

I live in the hood dude. Nothing scares me lmao

Claimed

Claim

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claim and hi

that's a pretty good doggo

Interesting. You said previously you had never handled a gun before.

HI Rory

are real people allowed?

ritsu claimed

i kinda under stand that from a personal level. but why is it hard for you?

Claimed.

that was sweet of you to say i could actually fall for someone like you haha goodnight!

It feels like there's a screwdriver going through my eye right now

Cute dog

Past experience
Somebody I was really close to hurt me really badly

Jesus christ. I feel like my eyes are gonna bleed.

She needed a brushie. But only let me do one side.
Hi
Have you taken anything for it?

Now I can slep in peace. Thank you Rory

Nothing too out of the ordinary for me, tbh

Yes, but it didn't do much

i know how that feels. but there is always someone out there that loves you. you just have to find them

What's for dinner

Also my penis will make you feel so much better. Do you like it?

Sono stahp

What did you take? Ibuprofen, paracetamol, a mix?
Ill know when I go out with friends. Probably going to be a small serve calamari and salad or a small serve schnitzel.

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It's hard to think somebody would want to put up with me, tbh

I don't

Excedrin

I've felt like this all day. Throughout the day my face went numb and I was freaking out. I think it might be my new medication...

Claiming best girl.

That's not a place you should be storing your tools in..

>ITT we all whiteknight to Mediator to see if she'll date one of us.

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(You)
Here is your medal

Do you even know what whiteknighting is?
No one's really defending her.

you might not think so. but there are some people out there that will love anything .

have you ever heard of cheering someone up?

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>us
you poor little shit

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i don't think people are that desperate, but this is Sup Forums after all

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Yum I had jalapeño popper meat loaf, mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli. I was skeptical of the loaf tbh but it was actually quite tasty

cute

>tfw you'll never pop a molly so hard your dealer dresses you up in girl clothes and makes you suck his dick

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So my only hope is the kind of person that'll settle for anything with s pulse?
Gee, that makes me feel better

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Honestly the only people trying to "hit it and quit it" are Mi Liu and Sayori, and maybe Astolfo/Faggot.

I would never hit it and quit it. I really care for people who aren't douches towards me

Saya what the heck is this game
Also way too many h scenes

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You forgot sono

Lol yeah sure you do.

He's more "hit it and maybe she'll kill herself"

Sono has NO chance with her, I mean she even ignored his post at the beginning of the thread. Besides he has a girlfriend.

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"hit it and stab her 40 times until he cums"

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For the record, nobody here has a chance with me

Is that cum?

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Then get the fuck out.

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>batoto is shutting down
Rip
I'm telling the truth. Everyone I care for I treat really good. Especially people who like me even though I shitpost.
Debatable.
Are we gonna play Minecraft?

Right back at you?

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not really what i was trying to go for... but you do get the point. there will always be someone out there to love and comfort you.

>>Implying that sono doesn't kill her.
I would like to believe this except she feeds him attention daily. Also I don't buy the girlfriend thing preventing a damn thing.

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those leggings!.......

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"She" feeds anyone that talks about her attention because she gets it in return. "She" only talks about herself.

It's SubaHibi. Haven't gotten too far yet. Just the sister routes and the guy's route that doesn't progress story..

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Literally who?

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It's not debatable

People are talking about me dating people in thread
That's not the kind of relationship I want

Yeah, you're right, just have to stay positive and patient

Yeah it's a bit slow.

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I have to be honest I genuinely believe he would slit her throat. I get that strong vibe from him every time he posts.

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Which one?

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why are you doing this? she is for my eyes only!

>batoto is shutting down
>Rip

GOOD. that means company's will have to start printing hard copy's of books instead of going the easy route and doing it digital

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What do you want in a partner? Or is that something you would discuss with us?

It’s all good Mr. Bond, I can’t fault the logic. Everyone on here is a -10/10 sperglords until proven otherwise. Even then they probably have mental issues

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I chose "it's only my imagination" or "this is stupid" or something like that early on on the guy's route and it lead to dead end. Having to read the whole chapter again because of minor changes and skip tends to skip the changes..
Who are you, user?

Is she that Rei clone from Haruhi?

Doesn't Sonokawa live in California?

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No, bloodchan claims he lives in NY

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I agree, which is why I see her giving sono a chance cause he knows how to manipulate emotionally unstable people very well, hasn't this been proven?
This.

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That’s wasnt the cropped version!! I just lewded my own Waifu
Ripperoni

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