I smack your gfs ass what do

I smack your gfs ass what do.

>BJJ Purple belt
>college wrestling
>muay thai fighter k1 pro 2-0

Pic semi related its the type of faggot with intermediate mm a knowledge

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jokes on you i dont have a gf

Why would I worry about a gay man smacking my gf's ass? fucking queer belt.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap.

2-0? Have I seen you on TV?

Shave your neck fatty

Nothing, because I don't want to go to prison for shooting you.

Shoot you in the knee

would beat the crap out of you
-BJJ brown belt, training in a checkmatt affiliated gym, 5 to 6 personal training days with rico viera
-same level as the judo guys who represent my state, train with them on the weekends
-muay boran fighter, mostly fight in clandestine fights cause we don't have muay boran tournaments in here
-also carry a folding knife in my back pocket, so i'd probably lure you close and shank your left kidney

What are you like 5'6? Look at the size of the door compared to you!

Laugh at you for posting a picture for ants.

Shoot your knee or stab your hand and twist the knife.

Can you dodge a bullet?

The day this chink is an alpha...

What?

Timestamp with pics

My gf would probably sue you for sexual harassment and milk the little money your poor ass have.

Grab your ass and whisper in your ear "manlet"

Gun beats hands and wiggle fighting actions

spit on your face, maybe that can fix it

I can disarm you in close quarters before you shoot at draw. Thumb out catch fingers.

I can disarm you.

Guns. Knives.

>3rd degree black belt in Korean Tae Kwon Do
>Hapkido adept
>weightlifter
>veteran of multiple street fights

Kek

Tell that to Bruno Nunes

So you're pretty much worthless

Who?

Are you me from 3 years ago ? Just learn your fking Sipjin Poomsee

joke's on you I have no girlfriend

hit you with a chair

Bjj master who got shot in the head trying to disarm a guy

>murdering someone

enjoy prison

>edgelord level off the charts

...

Rape you, then have my gf rape you in court for sexual harrasment

You lost me at Muay Thai fighter K1 pro 2-0. The other stuff ok, would believe. But K1 pro? I call bullshit.

Even if it was semi true why would you risk your career and freedom by sexually harassing someone? Protip: OP's full of shit

From 30 yards away?

Fuck you in the ass, because she may be your woman, but if you're my bitch then she's still my woman!

OP
confirmed faggot

You can miss or come full sprint running like a retard with a knife...

> lol BJJ

Fuck your ass raw, this won't be an MMA fight.

Mace you for asaulting her

Thumb to eye with left hand

Right hand deploys pocket flagrum

Vicious lashing commences while yelling, you, dont, hit, women
With each blow until you are down
Coudegras steel toe head stompings

This is the street, not a mat at your sports club.

Just turned pro guy in a legit kickboxing organization. Trains muay thai too tall and western to fight as Amsterdam's Mr universe in lumpinee. Makes an effort these fag s can't kickbox due to restrictions like that. Why they call em strikers

I would snap your arms off like twigs.

Are you having a stroke

In for a rude awakening.

That's a manlet

Time stamp that pic, I also train BJJ, blue belt 3rd stripe.

Man
You are nothing,
And you dont have self esteem
if you slap my girl ass
I murder you
No matter how and no matter how pro you are figthing
I fucking kill you

so dont be a fucking cunt making a thread about how fag you are

I keep something like this but a moded version in my pocket.

While i beat you my girl keeps kicking you in knees and balls.

Got a taser app on my phone haven't used it yet so don't test me.

Beat your ass using only my right thumb, because my left thumb would be to powerful.

my gf has a penis

go think about your life you deviant homosexual

Time stamp. Let's see you are not just talk.

pull my glock and put a bullet in him. the end.

>Doesn't provide evidence with timestamp

That would be your bf*

Ftfy

Invite u home cuz I'm a sissy cuck so I can watch u fuck my wife senseless while I'm tied to a chair

what will your karate do against a gun shot to the fucking chest

No real fighter would talk like this.

Okay that does it

Bjj huh, thats for being raped, fact.

The mace i use is worse than what the cops use. 10 seconds full collapse of sight and breathing ability.

So bjj is for being a bully, let me contact your gym and talk to the owner. See how fast this becomes real for you.

Bjj requires me to coop with you or for you to shoot for take down.

You cant see. You cant breath and you face feels like its on fire and melting.

Whoop your ass.

>college wrestler
>7-1 fighting for money at local place that got shut down cause a guy got killed
>6'4 265

No they're worse

Everyone with a bit knowledge would Shut the Fuck up on that Part so your Fake as Fuck...

How many Gun Disarms you heard of??? Yea none cuz the Disarmer died...!

Then you got one with a weapon beating you, that takes out chunks of flesh mind you. Then you got another kicking your balls and back of your knees and probably scratching you.

You are going down and bad.

Your shoot will not save you, nore chokes. Its over and you are gonna get the bottom of my boot.

Ever been to prison bitch? It not your sports with a bunch of rules. I throw shit at you.

Literal shit with hepatitis then whatcha going to do

Take knee out, sideway. Person will fall, continue to punch until they submit

Rickson by armbar

All of this because you think the ring is the street and bully people and think you are hot shit.

Well hot shit, you got one armed person taking chunks out of you, and another another ruining yer balls and knees. And you cant see or breath. Are you still bjj ruperman, or just hot bullshit on my boot?

Not to mention my poop!

Don't touch my hand, you faggot

this. /thread

>I smack your gfs ass what do.
she says "you shouldn't do that to your mom, Steve"

Easy I’d have you arrested for assult and battery

Here is how super bjj you will be.

youtu.be/YhZvvR1Xx-w

It’s spelled two not to dumbass

Out-skill you by driving my car without crashing it lingling.

See the utter collapse? That bag does not fight back.

I think op gets the point.

Well I'm no purple belt but my uncle who also trained in bjj with two of the gracie brothers taught a class and me for 5 years and had his buddy who knows muay thai taught us thay for 3 years so I think I'll be ok.

Jokes on you I had fire shield up this whole time

Kek

Same thing i said yesterday when you posted the same faggot thread.

Knock you the fuck out.

That fancy shit does no good when youre on the ground pissing yourself because youre a fucking pussy

I think my gi and muay thai shorts are in storage but I found one of my old belts

Holy shit

Here comes super bjj man from the mma ring. He has been practicing being a bully at the gym by his shitskinzilian instructors all day. Who think they originated spreading their legs, and tackling someone and punching them.

Here he comes, oh whatever will i do?

youtu.be/-YmTdMW9uSQ

>BJJ Purple Belt
>BlowJob Junior Purple Belt
Hmmm.

Weeb-kwon-do doesn't automatically stop you from getting nailed with a fist to the face faggot

Bjj and muay thai is pretty much the opposite of weeb arts. Not op btw

I'd get on your face and probably get punched. If I would still be conscious after that I'd pull out my knife and stab you

...

>Bjj and muay thai is pretty much the opposite of weeb arts
Same shit different poses and screams

>pull down my pants
>shit in my hand
>rub it on my genitals until my mast is ready to set sail
>run at ye with me cutlass fully lathered
>arrr motherfucker
>I am the poopie pirate

You after girlfriend maces you. You can hear me laughing.

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Well if you want to compare an Asian martial art that restricts what can you do since it's a sport, to a system developed to use leverage and locks to defeat an opponent, I wont stop you.

Mace it turns you into a whiney bitch.

youtu.be/DK8ywmLmPbs

Well if you want to compare ooga booga on a mat to getting in a fight with people and a pit bull, go ahead.

beat ya cheeks in, 4th dan karate and taekwondo, won my wrestling division all 4 years of highschool and trained for 3 years for mma but never got a pro match. 5-0 amatuer fighting at 185

Straight right to the jaw, you'll never get close enough to grapple.

Leverage and locks, lol.

They claim they invented tackling people and punching them as well as spreading your legs while on you back and joint locks.

*pulls out gun* oh yeah?

Call your sensei and tell him what a piece of shit you're being and laugh as I watch him beat your ass FOR GUREEEEEATU DISHONNNAH!