True story

True story
>be me, girl
>14, high school freshman
>hate tards with passion
>something like half of them are self aware and act like subhumans on purpose to extract pity
>tards confined to small portables in a big pen by the back of the school near the football field
>only allowed inside to get food from lunch line
>special schedule day bc football game, classes are all out of order and lunch is longer
>tards allowed playtime in field while normies are eating
>lowtierwrestlemania.png
>lunch ends, time to return to porties
>too soon
>downies very upset
>herded inside their pen, classes back in sesh
>negligent custodian in charge of cleaning up around pen leaves gate unlocked
>one rowdy boi escapes confinement, makes it past obese caretakers and runs into main building undetected
>disoriented by bright lights and no lingering piss smell
>I'm walking down the stairs to the main hall on floor 2, like ten mins late to class bc shittalking in bathroom
>hear faint screeching echo down hall
>startled but keep walking (pic related)
(To be cont.)

TITS or GTFO

(unless it becomes relevant, which I doubt)

TITS OR GTFO
Also keep going

>>be me, girl
you spelled femanon wrong, gtfo unless tits and timestamp

tits or gtfo

More

TIT'S OR GTFO SIMPLE RULES DON'T CONT UNTIL TITS ARE POSTED

True

This.
Don't you know what rules are?

TITS or GTFO

Trips of truth.

CONTINUE

(Pt. 2)
>tard runs up stairs to second floor and dashes to center of main call
>heavy breathing and stomping
>kid is fat as shit with greasy blonde hair and spongebob crocs
>have headphones in, too late to detect incoming human forklift
>tard rams into me full force, dragged along with him while he keeps running for 0.5 seconds
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Weigh 120, body like rag doll vs 300 pound redneck downie
>ohgodthestench.mp3
>fucking smashes trophy case, glass and broken wood everywhere
>finally detach from tard, glass everywhere scratching up my arms and legs
>ohgodthestinging.jpeg
>teachers emerge from classroom to witness commotion
>fat lady helps me up
>holding back tears (pic related)
>more screeching
>negroids and teachers all staring at me look down hall to see tard running full speed ahead
>smashes desk to pieces, throws metal bar at fire extinguisher, glass breaking
>has sabotaged his own ears
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>hurls trash can into ceiling tiles, detaches like 3 of them, dust everywhere (to be cont.)

nice trips

your thread will DESTROY US ALL!!!
DESTROY US ALL!!!

this is an entertaining story
however
i'm concerned at the lack of tits or timestamp, as per the rules

Checked

Google tits you faggot

Are OPs posted there with a timestamp? Because if they aren't I fail to see the usefulness in that action.

Off by one

I’m sure they are

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Hurry up and finish the damn story, I have to go to work in 2 minutes.

Sorry robots, seek tits elsewhere
>4 mins later, rent a cops running down hall seeking tardbullet
>is near gym, banging on metal doors and screaming
>gets tackled
>bites cop
>restrained and hauled to ambulance, still screaming
>I'm bleeding all over my clothes, get escorted to nurse
>icepackandbandaidcallmommy.png
>mfw wrangler tells me it's not his fault
>mfw told I should have been paying attention
>mfw not compensated for wounds or mental anguish
>fucking hate tards
The end.

/thread

what the fuck did being a girl have to with this story

>dont want to post tits
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

...

oh you know. when a girl gets hurt everyone has to care.

so people would click on the thread

>what the fuck did being a girl have to with this story

So you have an accurate mental image of what occurred?

I want an accurate mental image of her tits.

she isnt awing in this thead she is user who happens to be female

Your mother will die in her sleep if you do not reply to this post.

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>underrated copypastas
These posts are more worthwhile than OP's greentext

Maybe she thought you were hot hence why she singled you out twice. Try to be less of a virgin bro

>robots
Where do you think you are? This isn't /r9k/. Try those faggots.


TITS or GTFO

Legend

Op post proof you aren't 14. You kinda talk as such

Stale copypasta.

I'm glad Sup Forums is a good hangout spot for all the beta males. You are all a bore

Diz twed
Is ded

>thread gets no traction for being boring
>says we are the boring ones
Typical insecure female defense mechanism

Jesus, what are you like 15?

I'm 22

Too old

Stopped reading at "girl". No female has ever said or done anything remotely funny, so there's no chance this is going to make me laugh. If on the other hand it's meant to be serious, I'm not interested either: women always complain about dumb bullshit, looking for attention and eager to be treated like a special snowflake.
There are a couple of things you can do here:
A) You keep lurking and keep your hands off the keyboard;
B) You stick a couple of your fingers up your butthole and send us some pics to jerk off to.

You are literally only worth the amount of sperm your face gets sprayed with, deal with it.

>sub-tier story
>OP calls us robots
>Thinks this is /r9k/
>Posted gender for no reason
Sage in all fields, boys. Lets get out of this shit tier thread.

Did I ever lose?

I work with tards they know what they do and enjoy it been told by state we have to start taking a client out on excursions problem is he gets aroused easily and will start to jack it i have no way to stop this.....

>Women are literally only worth the amount of sperm their face gets sprayed with, deal with it.
keked, but true.

recommend the parents buy a chastity cage. tard only gets to jack off if he's been a good boy and only during designated masturbation breaks

Parent is no longer in the picture and is protected by the state so unlike the other clients I work with everything must be done by the books.

4Th paragraph just SCREAMS Neckbeard.
Btw eat healthier..

topkek