WATCH IT TOMMY
WATCH IT TOMMY
/film/ when?
>Now that the dust has settled
>He was a good friend
>who will play him in the inevitable biopic
>reddit
>cartoons
>cuck
>you’re a big guy for you
>it ain’t me
>JUST
>KINO
>What did he mean by this
>DROPPED
>Finally, after all these years, i have become
>What’s his endgame
>apologize
>It’s a.. episode
>Mom’s gonna freak
>HOTHEAD
>What went wrong
>What was his fucking problem
>dumb frog poster
>What’s next for his/her career
>We want the… audience
>Really makes you think
>[opening scene of a movie, everything pauses] I bet you're wondering how I ended up like this
>How did Raimi get away with this?
>BRAVO
>What’s his name again?
>Just watched this, what do I think of it?
>P O T T E R Y
>What were they thinking?
>JUST
>capeshit whining
>Star Wars shit rumors
>cuckpost
>Star Wars shit whining
>Ghostbusters whining
>shitty show general
>nu-male
>capeshit company wars
>/r9k/
>celeb said this on social media whining
>gender / race of cast baiting
>AYO HOLE UP
>interracial porn
>capekino
>"movies women will never understand"
>SJW falseflagging
>waifu thread
>"Me on the left"
>it aint me starts playing
>"is it kino?"
>Who will play [unrelated to film & television] in the inevitable biopic?
>eceleb
>[unrelated to film & television] black person doing anything
>reddit
>celebrity's personal lives drama
>persecution complex whining
>wtf I hate [unrelated to film & television] now!
>wannabe Sup Forums from Sup Forums
>"What did [unrelated to film & television] mean by this?"
>WE WUZ
>fine sunday
>unflattering pic of celebrity
>screencap + forced meme from shitty movie
>HOWEVER
>Really makes you think
>quote from Spider-Man movie altered to include edgy humor
>PAN. HOT.
>screencap of RT score of blockbuster
>Late night talk show host is... *Sup Forums leans forward in anticipation*.... a cuck! *Sup Forums erupts in applause*
>HAHAHA etc
>meme appropriation
>shill
> _character did nothing wrong
> just marathoned _
>jonah come back
>watch it _
WATCH IT ALBUS!
>this biggest shitposter on Sup Forums is also triggered by memes
go back to www.reddit.com, you dont deserve /film/ and will never get it
DON'T WATCH one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises! each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
even if this is pasta someone took the time to make this.
this is butthurt proportions not even feasible by normal men
I've saved this list, and will post a thread for every single thing on it on /film/ if it ever becomes a board again.
This
its pasta this board is autisticly pathetic
Dumbledore was original, unlike one of the dullest shitposts in the history of movie shitposts. Each shitpost following /lit/ wizards and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitposts only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta?all to make fantasy unfantastical to make witchcraft seem kiddie.
Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/ directing the shitposts at Sup Forums, he made sure the shitposts would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-posting for his (You). The shitposts might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-atmospherical anaylsis in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the shitposts are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the books were terrible and the films were much better. As I read, I noticed that everytime he shitposts, Quentin wrote instead that Brave New World "was a low tier form of art."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The shitposters mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Even the television stuff?? Are TV show watchers really this insecure about /film/ being 403 again and not 404 now? Wtf!
Especially the television stuff.
can you do a bibble posting one?
But it would be a film board tho
My shitposting knows no bounds!
Observe these, nigga
He's not wrong though.
That's pretty spot on for how the catalog looks on a daily basis. There is no discussion on this board. If you want to make a thread that people post in, you almost always have to put in some meme phrase in the OP or else it will get ignored and vanish.
>post a quote from a movie you like, talk about why you like it
>0 replies
>post quote from movie
>WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>garunteed 100+ replies from the redditors who frequent here to memepost
Hell, i could find a picture of almost any celebrity having a bad hair day or caught looking unflattering, add the word JUST to it, and it will easily get reaponses in seconds.
This board is just full of redditors memeing and talking about the newest hollywood garbage and capeshit wars nonstop. The catalog doesnt lie.
needs disney marketers trying desperately to bring back sheev trash
also a lot of those are dead/dying now
He's the biggest shitposter on here
This board is like it is because nobody here even properly watches films
Why do people actually think /film/ will be a good board? It's not like the shitposters will be unable to post there. If anything, they will just flock there like they did before because of how you people seem to think it will somehow magically fix things.
You know when you put em all together like this our memes seem pretty terrible
Goddamnit we really are the worst board
You're responding to the shitman himself he doesnt make the board any better