ITT: post your favorite webms and a short story of it

ITT: post your favorite webms and a short story of it

I'll start

Asian guy interviewing African turns into Asian telling African they ruin everything they touch.

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I felt bad for Eddy in this scene because he knows what the Chinese guy saying is right. However Eddy himself is obviously a very smart guy, he has to speak like 5 different languages throughout the movie when most people can barely even speak 1.

Which documentary is this from ?
The black guy seem a little bit sad.

>NOT WEBM
>NOT MY FAVOURITE
>STILL POSTING IT

deal with it faggit

>tfw all you wanna do is buy gravel but these dumb niggers can't even figure that out

Empire of dust
That's in reverse, donkeys love rolling around in the dirt.

>Freedom delivery

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Empire of Dust was a real treat. It could have been a comic post apocalyptic movie, it was hilarious and frustrating.

If anybody hasn't seen it yet, it's highly recommended.

You can clearly see on eddy s face that he knows the chinese guy is right, sadly for him he might be one of the smartest of the bunch and cant do anything about his stupid brethren. truely a sad and eye opening documentary

At when you recommend a movie it's usually a good idea to post a link to it

youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M

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Well I assumed that people would know how to youtube it, not really that much effort lad.

That fucking scene with the gravel truck and the tape measure
>this thing is a piece of shit
>of course it is, it's made in China

Good movie on an interesting topic too

Oh god I remember that scene that was fucking brilliant couldnt stop laughing!

EDDY YOU NIGGER WHERE'S MY GRAVEL ?!

I don't have a screenshot, but for some reason the scene with the chicken had me laughing. When he was flipping out because the chicken they sold him was sick.

either God hates muslims and punished them for 9/11
or Ba'al hates muslims and punished them for desecrating his temple

Stop saying this.

Eddy needs some criticism, or else he will never improve. Also, his people have had their chance time and time again.

And you don't see him feeling bad for us as whites are butchered in South Africa.

The white man's biggest burden is empathy.

What will the Chinese do when they realize that all of the blacks in Africa are completely useless?

I don't want to hear that from a Chinese national.

So with your advice you basicly criticise the only guy of the bunch with some brains so he can blame himself and go back to be as stupid as the rest, yeah great mate!
That guy has some merit you are just to bitter to accept it

>Not enough died

What is the story behind this?

Kill them? The one thing that the Chinese have going for them is a complete and total lack of empathy. It's why they will take over the world.

Fuck off, cuck.

This is why ugly French women are getting blacked.

Countries like ours won't allow that.

>blacked
>Murica
>61% white
sigh.....

I wouldn't be so sure. China dgaf about international sanctions and they're quickly becoming one of the most formidable military powers in the world. I think most people in the west would be unwilling to risk another world war just because a bunch of african tribes are be slaughtered.

>muh le ebin 61% white meme XDDD

Fuck off. At least we fight back and still have a chance.


Au Revoir!

What a charming little fella

probably bring over some flamethrowers then claim the land for china

9/11/2015.

A Bin Laden crane crashes into a mosque in Mecca, apparently after getting hit by lighting, taking out at least 111 people.

This would signal the start of the deadliest Hajj ever, since a stampede a few days later would claim a record 2411 lives.

In comparison, the deadliest stampede in Europe in the last few decades was Hillsborough with 96 deaths. So the muslims managed to have a stampede more than 25 times worse than that in one go, and they do it almost yearly at that too.

>muslims in charge of not killing each other

To add on it, they topped the record of the deadliest crane collapse in history by a multiplier of 15, and almost 16.

>Arabs in charge of safety

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You fight back so well that Detroit and Chicago became shitholes in a few decades Bravo mon ami !

>Muzzies are running around
>Destroying temples n' shit
>Destroyed a pagan temple
>it was Ba'al's
>ohshit.stonecarving
>Ba'al gets pissy
>Ba'al's face when.
>slaughters people by breaking shit
>he broke the shit with, you guessed it, his lightning powers

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That nigger sure looks butthurt.

And we all know what happens when negroes feel "butthurt" inside of them - they rape, torture and kill.

I wonder how long that Chinese man lived after that interview

>blacked
A website run by a french jew.

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>mfw France is actually bringing the bantz

Thank you.

>You fight back so well

At least we don't surrender before it even begins.

This only applies to mainlanders. Altough some chinks run shitshow business, the general atitude of chinese depicted in the stories is only common among mainlanders. Not Taiwanese, Not chinese overseas.

>black drivers think they can fly when they accelerate

They do that here too, Chinese man

Ba'al is the only deity I am willing to believe in at this point. I believe he has some sort of connection to Kek anyway.

>he actually believes in the kek meme

KEK

Hitler is cute! CUTE!

>>he actually believes in the kek meme

Yeah sure, why not?

People have believed in worse.

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Ba'al is this most mentioned lesser god in the bible, i believe. It would be dishonest to say that he didn't have some kind of presence. Though, I thought we determined Ba'al and kek were enemies?

>post your favorite webms and a short story of it
Israel accused of war crimes.

>Ba'al and kek were enemies?


I must have not been there for that thread.

Why is that?

>Jew when someone question the Holoaust

Well the guy he was talking too was a translator and the Chinese guy was his boss. If you watch the full video the Chinese guy talks shit ti him a lot, and the black guy also doesnt translate everything when they are trying to make some deals with locals.

But the chinese guy has worse employees doing worse jobs, so I don't think anything happened. I think the guy felt bad, realized the chinese guy was right and probably wantes to keep his cusky job being above the other workers and translating their orders.

the scene where he's eating alone in a single room while the Chinese all eat and talk together in the cafeteria was pretty sad

It all makes sense now, thanks!

Gotta watch this documentary, looks awesome

u watch that, I'll watch this...
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Dying during Hajj means you automatically go to heaven which is why I don't think anybody really cared about safety regulations

>mainlanders

pretty sure that infers most chinese people

The whole movie is Mr Yang shit talking the lazy Africans.
There is something to be said though for a Congolese man to learn 3 or 4 languages and put that to use. Your average burger can barely get one language right.

I mean, at least he gets the better Chinese food instead of eating that shitty porridge the workers eat.

I only watch animal porn

That is the very thing white people go to war over please don't give anyone any ideas.

I have to say I've always laughed at this, but I have never realised pic related. It's a mother with what looks like two young sons. The mother survives, but one of her kids gets absolutely rekt while the other lies motionless on the ground afterwards when the mother rushes to him afterwards.

The maternal love and grief tugs on the heart strings Tbh.

>won't allow it

>entire country is kebab, with more coming your way

You've already allowed Abdul's cock in your women and your ass, why not let the Chinese take over? They'll actually preserve your history and won't genocide you when they eventually become a majority.

Isn't that chinese guy trying to convince the africans to give the company land rights in exchange they'll rebuild infrastructure?

of course he's gonna shit talk about thier infrastructure

Sounds like the perfect movie, honestly

Even though that kid was muslim shit you can see how he pushes his mother and brother out of the way and saves them.

He died a true man.

>Haiti doesn't exist.

erotic!

Would feel pretty fucking amazing

I suppose there are things that money can't buy

It's better with sound:
youtube.com/watch?v=jfhCkGgd8Eg

>kid
>muslim shit
It's a fucking kid. Kids are the definition of innocent.

Also, he probably went to hug her mother, not push her out of harm's way.

Muslims or not, that wasn't a proper way to depart this world.

Your country bombed Serbia because they removed a bit kebab, so keep the lectures to yourself.

I would allow it, I just said that Western governments wouldn't, especially those with a black president...

> They used the Youtube video's translation

The translation left out plenty of minor details unfortunately. As an English and Chinese speaker, the following was left out:
> Eddy was educated in China for a period longer than 5 years
> Eddy cannot into English. Lao Yang actually joked about that in passing
> Eddy enjoys the food he gets (he gets the same rations as the Chinese)

I don't think Eddy minds the treatment Lao Yang gives him. For one, he knows that this is typical of Chinese employers (they're cunts essentially). Eddy's diction used when referring to the other black workers, as well as his short temper when it came to his black driver almost losing his sunglasses, hints at anger at his own countrymen. Eddy probably understands that his condition is better than the other blacks, and will probably deal with the shit he gets from the Chinese in return for status and high pay (it's high, it's referenced)

Thank you, Singapore

I want the 4 minutes of my life back

>France
>Muslim majority by 2030

>USA
>Imports Christian beaners

I know which one Id rather

Thanks broseph.

+1

THE LAST UNKEKED SWEDE

last uncucked SORRY

It's too late the Unkekening has been done

lol that fella at the bottom right. He clearly isn't interested in anything that malnourished, nutrient-drained NEET wanker had to say. Worst political sidekick ever.

do you know what year this speech?

Please don't bully Goebbels.

wow... rlly makes u fukn thank

How many time will we have to have this same thread?

Does someone have this picture that's similar to this
"South africa then
South africa now"?

Fag gets BTFO for being a fag.

An SJW nightmare.

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He was a poor oppressed person of color acting on the violent culture instilled by the white patriarchal society.

ah the ol' jew

the best part is that the coin is still on the ground, it looks glued down onto the floor, so he drops his hat and tries to play it off (his little walk)

The nigger stomp is trully the most terrifying martial technique, thanks obama!
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What a retard. Should be killed.

THIS HAPPENED ON 9/11/15 TOO!

they should all die desu

That poor guy. He really doesn't want to be there.

This is my favorite Trump vid because it violates copyright, making it impossible to find.

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