Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

What pornsites you prefer?

did you get your magic powers, oh great wizard ?

elaborate on your story....

Did you realise this was your path when you were teen years

My Grandfather's sister never had sex.
My Grandmother's brother has never had sex

This stuff is surprisingly common.

Can you call this guy a nigger?
+31629199384

No way!
I'm a 18 year-old kissles and friendless virgin, should I kill myself?
What should i do to not be like this forever? ;-;

Only watch the vanilla stuff posted on gonewild or pictures you shouldn't threads here.

Nope.

The realisation came in university.

Do your own shit.

I know a guy who's around 25 who's a virgin. But he's fat, and a douche, and in the closet. So he's got a lot of hurdles to overcome. I feel like if he was less of a douche though the fat and gay shit doesn't preclude him from sex. It's just he's a shit cunt.

Are you a shit cunt?

Yes. If you haven't had sex by the time you're 18(really 17) you probably don't have a shot.

Maybe back in the silent film era

sex is overrated and if youre kindhearted / naive odds are youre gonna end up with stds, get a fleshlight and whatever sextoys you want

That's depressing...

There isn't much to say. I've grown up in a middle class neighborhood to a loving family. I've been a pretty normal, popular kid in middle school but couldn't match the pace of the social development of my peers. Was interested in girls since I was 14 but always to awkward and clumsy to attract one. This continued to this day.

Well...

My Grandmother's brother was born in 1945.

Probably.

I'm 20m Skinny just like you

Made some friends in college and they are taking me out to place's. So that's a bonus
It was my first time going to the club last month. I'm such a pussy
I need to learn and get more experience

I guess that I have the same way ahead, better start preparing myself emotionally for the shit...

That's crazy talk. I'd say if you hit your mid twenties and you haven't had sex there's some probably something serious that's preventing you from getting laid. Like you're unattractive or closeted or whatever. It's no big deal though. I reckon mid 30's it's probably an issue, because;

>women are sexual selectors
>women typically gravitate towards men a few years older or younger than them
>it's harder for them to have a kid after around mid thirties

that's if you want a family. if you don't just become a necromancer and rule the underworld with a skelly fist

Am 17 kissless virgin no hope for me

>Only watch the vanilla stuff posted on gonewild or pictures you shouldn't threads here.

You should get one of those auto masturbators and sync it to Kamila jacking her turgid cock

>The realisation came in university.

What was it that made you realise exactly?

I don't want to be a necromancer...
I think that my face it's pretty fucked up I guess, my body it's pretty athletic actually, even when since the last 2 years I have been in my house barely going out

Gay shit.

So right in the middle of the sexual revolution? I guess her developmental stages could've still been restricted considering she was probably going through puberty prior to that period

When I was in high school, I was thinking that once I was in university, everything gets better. Just needed a new start etc. But after changing university twice (for Bachelor and Master), I realised that I was still in the situation I am in and already in my mid-20s.

biggest load of shit I have ever read.
The real trick is just to move and leave your old life behind you. Become the new person you want to be - guess what? no one in your new city knows you're a loser, and if you don't act like one, you won't be one.

just move to a place with where the women to guy ratio is in your favor (NYC), or where there are really cool and hot women who think outside the box (Montreal).

B&

>the last 2 years I have been in my house barely going out
Hmm. If you haven't met any single girls inside your house in 2 years, they're probably not there.
Consider going out of the house from now on; you never know where you might meet someone, but you do know it won't be in your house.

>just move to a place with where the women to guy ratio is in your favor (NYC), or where there are really cool and hot women who think outside the box (Montreal).

This would be every university town. And I was in a program with 60 - 70% females. The women were there - they just weren't interested.

how the fuck did she get there?
i get how she climbed the crane, tho that must have been hard af, especially in boots like she had, but how did she get THERE? slide down?? wouldn't that rip your hands apart? how did she not fall if she slid? how could she control her speed? amazing

It's not like if I go to some park or something and I talk to the first female human i'm going to become a friend and then start working to become a boy friend, and since I have no friends if I go outside for a log time I end up depressed from the people that I see

Why wouldn't you wouldn't wanna be a necromancer, shit's dope

>raise the dead
>live forever
>command an army of the undead to do your bidding

The thing about getting laid is, if you're anxious about it anyway, that it's a numbers game. And it can be devastating cop a rejection because it's essentially someone saying, "hey buddy, your genes are inferior for the next generation". But you have to push past that if you wanna spread your seed. People focus too much on the superficial shit. And if you focus too much on the superficial shit too, you won't notice when you meet a vapid cunt who's only interested in looks - she's be dull, and any future will suck shit

I still reckon necromancy is a valid alternative

Well I gues that my life it's going to star as soon I leave my mom's house...

why don't you just, like, not?

Fucking oath

I remember bringing chicks back to my mums house when I was a kid - it's fucking embarrassing

Not what?

not be a goddamn kissless virgin?

bam theres your fault. Why don't you approach. You have to go after the women. Men hunt the women. You must approach and start conversations.

I'm autistic as fuck, I just treat it like Street Fighter and mash the controller until I pull off a mad special combo

Hadouken

That's it

I used to hunt women

I'd use a compound bow tho

Well, now that I think about it, maybe my standards are too high for my face, idk, when I was still a normal human with friends and shit I didn't want the ugly chiks, I want a 5 or 6/10 at least

Brilliant advice

Thanks Osho

I did approach. Tried to strike up conversations. Tried to get telephone numbers.

Also, I don't like to be really agresive, i'm afraid to be a jerk or some kind of creepy stalker or something

just rent a whore for twenty, thirty seconds.

Nah. What are you basing that on? Your standards of beauty? Unless you wanna fuck yourself, which I'm assuming you're already doing, you can't do this arbitrary quantification based on nothing it's retarded

As long as you're not asymmetrical to the point of stroke face you should be fine. Just don't be a fat slob, don't dress like shit and have a soul and you should be fine

There's your problem. You kind of have to be aggressive. Not like, "ALL ABOARD THE RAPE TRAIN ALLAH AKBAR" kind of shit but at least somewhat pursuant

I think you just don't have confidence in yourself, girl's like confidence even if you're fat, girls will like it

I take that fat shit back, some women like a fat dude, for real. I can't remember where somewhere like Asia or something

It reminds them of Buddha

Well...
I guess that I should start going out more often, maybe I can make some friends or something

OP here. I'm not fat. And the confidence got lost over time.

so get it back with a hooker.

I don't think so, since I was like 7 I started to learn alpha shit, now I walk on the street like if I own the place, even when I don't want to.

That's really important. Moreover, you should focus on weak social bonds. Weak social bonds are people who you know but don't really hang out with, or people you don't really know but have an opportunity to hang out with. Because they'll know more people, and those people will be potentially more likely to see you as a romantic interest because you're not embedded in the group - so if things go awry they can always cut you loose and vice reversa

i'm gonna expand on that. you gotta have sex, because then you'll realize
>holy shit i've been missing out on this?
>time to make up for all that wasted life
and
>damn this isn't that big a deal even
>now where's all that red hot vegas cooz, y'reckon?

Ohh...
That's interesting...

How does that help me attract girls?

Psychological warfare against yourself(?
Maybe...

it just will. they can smell the virgin on you. just go fuck any vagina you can as soon as possible for however much it costs because good lord, why wouldn't you? you'll see a difference afterward.

Don't go to a hooker. Shit sucks. No emotional connection and constantly worried about stds.

I don't know about that. A typical pitfall of that kind of thinking is looking at "alpha" shit like being an aggressive, domineering cunt. That shit doesn't really work, not in a social hierarchy - there's a sense of dominance but it's articulated through competence, not aggression, and that competence shifts depending on the environment, so if its with a potential romantic interest it's subjective to her framework of what she considers competent - which is why you even beta cuck soyboys get poon because they're the most dominant in terms of competency for whichever feminazi has lured them into their venus flytrap vagina

Go to a strip club. Get lap dances. It will help you practice talking to hot girls and they say shit that will boost your confidence.

nigger he's 34 years old and he doesn't know what a pussy feels like, what another person's tongue feels like in his mouth, probably not even too acquainted with hugs or pats on the back. i wouldn't tell a 21 year old to find a whore, but this dude needs a goddamn whore. this dude is why whores exist.

because you're already attractive - i know that sounds really Oprah book club of the month here but it's not about being more attractive, it's about being in the right position/environment. Of course you can work on yourself, and you should, but the environment plays a pivotal role in your success as well

They don't smell the virginity itself. They smell the clumsy, awkward behaviour which is linked to virginity. So a prostitute won't help.

do you look like a fucking dog? if not, then it's mostly a matter of confidence. as user said, they can smell the virgin. you gotta lose that, either psychologically or phisically. i know it's obvious but idk, there's a lot of shit people out there having sex, it's not that hard

So the right environment is a brothel?

you know, typically i'd be like nah, don't do that. it's a bad idea. but there's a part of me that agrees with your logic. the first girl who i ever fucked was a slut. and i probably needed that to get me to come out of my shell somewhat. that being said, she wasn't a whore. just a slut. so maybe worse than a whore in some ways

no, referring to this post

...

God of Herpes III

only on PlayStation 5

What have you achieved?
Education, job/career, conquering of Mt.everest ?

Well...
I guess that i should start some kind of "Yes Theori " kind of proyect to get a gf...

>What have you achieved?

Not much.

>Education

I went to university for 10 years completing a mediocre PhD in biochem.

>job/career

Working minimum wage at the moment.

that's so fucking devoid of self-confidence

>just a shitty ol phD in gay biochem

jesus, that's impressive, and should be acknowledged as such

At the moment, I have nearly no strong or weak social bonds. But there were many friends of friends while in university. I was invited to parties, got to talk to people but it never clicked. I would like to blame my environment but my environment was good most of 20s - it's something wrong with me.

Have you considered moving abroad to work?
You have a good papers in education.

>Only watch the vanilla stuff posted on gonewild or pictures you shouldn't threads here.

You are larping

no, just try not to get so hung up on sex and go out and meet people, make friends. it just kinda happens. one day you're at the school fete, she's buying fairy floss off you and the next minute you're on a watchlist

#lovehappens

>jesus, that's impressive, and should be acknowledged as such

That depends on the environment. It was the default educational outcome of my program and nearly everyone I met in uni has got one. And in opposite to me, most of the people have careers.

LMAO IT'S NOT GAY THE PENIS IS FEMININE

then you better figure out how to make friends because that's the fundamental issue here - inability to make social ties

I did most of my university education abroad.

I am what?

>everyone i met in uni

yeah and you're forgetting everyone who's not in uni who works a shit job because they're too retarded to sit next to you and cheat off you due to your low social skills

Yes. Absolutely.

larping - it's when you laugh but you burp while you're laughing

>you're forgetting everyone who's not in uni who works a shit job

That's already me.

And it's a pretty goddamn serious issue because I've seen this thread so many times, and i like to imagine it's the same person and i swear you've been posting it for years, please tell me this is accurate

yeah but you at least have the potential to move up based on your peenhD, Trayvonda at McDougalls can't move up

every woman's a slut. some just don't know it yet.

i've got a question for you. what does it feel like to kiss a woman?

>every woman's a slut. some just don't know it yet.

what about your mum m8?

I hope love happens, and I really don't care that much of sex, I care about beeing a kissless and friendless faggot forever, I know that eventually i'm going to find gf if I go on with some social life, but I don't have social life out of internet

The truth isnt uplifting. But sex gets old in the same way masturbation does. You have these moments after sex where I feel like you arent so clouded by being horny and you realize its not worth it. But youre too far in a relationship to change anything and this is your life now and you just have to suck it up. Or maybe thats just me.

It is.

it's hard if you're not a pisshead

at least here anyway, so much revolves around drinking, it's fucking gross when done to excess

like child molestation

much better if it's kept in check; a nice soft pat on the butt while they go off to the showers

good game boys

good game

everyone can get jacked, and earn decent money... do it and go fuck and kiss sluts

Well at this point I don't masturbate really often, like 3 times a week or so, at the beginning it was like crazy, 9 times per week or something like that but I don't care that much, even in the morning my sleep time it's so fucked up that when I wake up I no longerbhave a boner