>Be me >Hate the US >Not "death to America" kind of hate, just like how everyone hates Kanye hate. >Fall in love with civilisation V >Play civ 5 all day >Civ 5 is now my life >user get out of your room >No, have to conquer America >user please >No, have to nuke America >600 hrs of playtime later >Decide to play as America >Realise it's literally the best civ out there >Realise America is good late game >Realise America is good mid game >Realise America is good end game >Realise America is good >Pretty soon I'm buying eagle hats >Eating McDonalds >Bought a gun >I love this gun >This gun is my life >Paint it red and blue >Become besties with American neighbour
i heart you too, algeria? pakistan? i dunno what you are
Jose Smith
freedom is addictive, isnt it
Jayden White
That's Green Turkey
They make hats for the Taliban
Easton Sullivan
Also what kind of gat did you purchase?
Jack Brown
freedom to be cuck
Andrew Hill
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Kayden Edwards
kek
Bentley Long
America is a shit tier civ with a shit UA, a shit late game UU, and an okay mid game UU as long as you have BNW. The Shoshone are a better America in every single way. Your story is bullshit and fuck you.
Connor Morgan
Looks like Washington has won a cultural victory.
Liam Morgan
post hours played
James Fisher
As an American poster, I approve your picture f@m!
Ayden Hernandez
Kek
Jaxson Gomez
top kek
Josiah Thomas
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Robert Wilson
lol burgers are so not used to being complimented.
Want some cuddles fatty?
Cameron Jackson
Kek.
Daniel Nelson
>tfw my gf is paki B L E A C H E D
Jayden Collins
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Liam Anderson
604 huh?
Wyatt Gomez
Then don˙t cry when your women fuck niggers you retard.
Robert Turner
America is middle of the road. best civs to play: Poland Maya Arabia Korea China England Zulu
and for the playstyle russia and shoshone are better
fucking pleb
Brody White
Use that gun to blow your brains out sandnigger.
Jason Miller
>implying that I care about white trash
Thomas Green
It's too bad you didn't have 15 more hours played for the thread.
Xavier Martinez
I know. My goal is to hit 1776 and then retire, and wait for CIV 6.