Be me

>Be me
>Hate the US
>Not "death to America" kind of hate, just like how everyone hates Kanye hate.
>Fall in love with civilisation V
>Play civ 5 all day
>Civ 5 is now my life
>user get out of your room
>No, have to conquer America
>user please
>No, have to nuke America
>600 hrs of playtime later
>Decide to play as America
>Realise it's literally the best civ out there
>Realise America is good late game
>Realise America is good mid game
>Realise America is good end game
>Realise America is good
>Pretty soon I'm buying eagle hats
>Eating McDonalds
>Bought a gun
>I love this gun
>This gun is my life
>Paint it red and blue
>Become besties with American neighbour

What have I become

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kikeolded

Try Alpha Centauri

i heart you too, algeria? pakistan? i dunno what you are

freedom is addictive, isnt it

That's Green Turkey

They make hats for the Taliban

Also what kind of gat did you purchase?

freedom to be cuck

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kek

America is a shit tier civ with a shit UA, a shit late game UU, and an okay mid game UU as long as you have BNW. The Shoshone are a better America in every single way. Your story is bullshit and fuck you.

Looks like Washington has won a cultural victory.

post hours played

As an American poster, I approve your picture f@m!

Kek

top kek

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lol burgers are so not used to being complimented.

Want some cuddles fatty?

Kek.

>tfw my gf is paki
B L E A C H E D

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604 huh?

Then don˙t cry when your women fuck niggers you retard.

America is middle of the road.
best civs to play:
Poland
Maya
Arabia
Korea
China
England
Zulu

and for the playstyle russia and shoshone are better

fucking pleb

Use that gun to blow your brains out sandnigger.

>implying that I care about white trash

It's too bad you didn't have 15 more hours played for the thread.

I know. My goal is to hit 1776 and then retire, and wait for CIV 6.

hey paki

youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8

Very patriotic. I really hope 6 isn't shit.

>hating kanye

One of the most bluepilled things you can do