/heem/ - Michael "The Count" Bisping: P4P Natty GOAT Edition

News:
>Notepad is a bitch
>Schaubfag is still not here. God bless
>Adan is a fat fuck
>MW challengers are 90% likely to be roiding bums

Jacaroid on suicide watch
>mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ronaldo-jacare-souza-surgery-torn-pectoral-muscle-recovery-timetable-not-immediately-clear

Luke Rockhold is still a salty faggot acting like he wouldn't take the GSP fight if he could. Also wtf is he doing trying to fight Werdum? Hypocrite
>cbssports.com/mma/news/luke-rockhold-continues-his-verbal-assault-against-the-new-ufc-ownership/

Weidman continues to be a drama queen
>bloodyelbow.com/2017/4/25/15422092/ufc-210-chris-weidman-video-interview-gegard-mousasi-loss-debacle-appeal-knee-chaos-rematch-mma-news

Basedping telling it how it is
>foxsports.com/ufc/story/michael-bisping-explains-why-robert-whittaker-deserves-title-shot-over-scumbag-yoel-romero-041917

Only real MW contenders are Gegard and Whittaker. Maybe they should fight to see who gives Bisping his last fight after he BTFOs GSP

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paige is a sloot

youtu.be/k_wUBPPaM8U

based dom on the jew hour

t.mandrama loser

I'm not sure this cringey general is for me anymore.

OP you literally have this OP saved on your NotePad

youtu.be/pp3DrT4nmz8?t=1662
explain this

Glad that I'm not the only one who cringed at how try-hard the OP was.

Based Rampage outting the cheating juicing bong

who here /depressed/

>mfw a loser insults the GOAT

>needs validation from his friend simulator
*cringe*

I love that at the time it wasn't considered a big deal at all but since winning the belt Bisping has felt the need to call everyone a roid abusing scumbag it totally ruins him

Adan makes better threads than you, sad!

sage is on the freshly squeezed 'juice'

Good OP

What a weird name - i mean, is it pronounced like "Adam" but with an N, or is it pronounced like "Aiden" just spelled differently?

I've watched 5 UFC title fights live. 4 of those fights ended with a new champion.

I'm good luck for title challengers.

youtube.com/watch?v=CYssq0IwGqo

>happy perpetual resident

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absolutely harram

Adan and Aiden are different names you jackass, don't make a heem thread again

Uh don

Nth for Andy Hug

wait until you're over 100 before you post again

>whittaker
Michael the duck Bisping back at it again

>greentexting the links and not the titles

You fucking idiot, how am I supposed to triple click and right click go to now?

This isn't welcome ITT, NotePad's are the only DCapproved threads

also how do i get legs like this

Muslim here. I'm also confused at Adan'a name. There is a name called Adnan, but never heard of an Adan

I dont mean watched on TV, stupid, I mean watched live in the arena. I'm not a low income piece of trash like you are. I went to UFC on Fox 1, UFC 194, and UFC 199. It's called working hard and earning money. Try it sometime.

That's what I was asking for, you autist. And I'm not OP, either.

Ah, it's middle eastern. That makes more sense now. Thanks

This is now a lowkick thread

its an old city in yemen

Why are there American Bisping fans? Weren't all the Loyalists done away with?

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Everyone knows Bisping is scared little man

He isn't scared of shit

Yeol who?

he brings the banter

his bants xp

They're meme fans, not Bisping fans per se. Bisping is just the memest champ.

Lets play a game of "Who is the roider?"

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Right, Bisping is known roider Yoel never used it's been debunked

Everyone is on steroids except Nate, nick and Frankie.

>muh eye test

Left is superior genetics

Right is a DYEL compensating

Look at Rockhold, even he is disgusted at Bisping's roidbutt

Snooze sounds so pathetic

Both of them you moron

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You'd know all about seeking validation online how try-hard mandrama watching loser.

i saw Kanavagh walking down the street today

>meegan anderson thinks >she can beat cyborg
lanky dummy is the >queen of delusion

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*cringe*

>20 mins for a retort

Watch more Bisping vids and get better at banter, friend

nice tits

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Anybody who grappled with Barnett in practice could tell you how fucking strong he is, dude is like a grizzly when it comes to grappling

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>this triggers the poorfags

Got other things going on other than friend simulatoring amigo

>le natty roider duck king
Sad!

prime Rizzo detaches Stipe's patella tendon from his leg in two minutes or less

Chad Chadington

Nicks a little manchild

A real depressed fighter is Ryan Hall

I'm sure you do. But I won't put on you on the spot to list a bunch of made up things you were planning on doing ;)

forbes.com/sites/noahkirsch/2017/05/01/after-cashing-in-on-ufc-fertitta-brothers-launch-500-million-investment-fund/

>That restraint
Impressive

literally post a more honest/tortured/real quote
youtube.com/watch?v=YRYLvAr898Q

>trying this hard to be like Conor

lol this is pathetic

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mad cuz your mum's a fan?

>B-B-Barnett is an elite grappler

Here's one last pity (you) manchild ;)

>log in to heem
>no Schaubfag

I can tell my comments struck a nerve since you just HAD to respond. I apologize for hurting you.

post underrated waifus

This bum will be a joke in lellator

Ur mom is definitely a fan

Sad!

for sure your mum's a fan my man, sort yourself out yeah?

Artem vs Danis

Who wins?

Despite being generous and giving him a pity (you) the obese user still insists on responding. Not very smart! Sad!

looks like a soft butt

butt why are her eyes ayylmao

dockdwarf is all revved up today

Wew he has you shook af, not replying directly is a passive aggressive bitch move. U a bitch

Can't believe he went full autismo over PAIGE

something about the delayed reaction throws them off, I think

>ayy lmao
how so?

is it because he's 144lbs or because he's 5'4?

less so in that pic but in the first they look far apart

How did you know I posted here? Please delete this don't want to be doxed further.

love those fathands

>This is what coral springs twitter looks like

Wow! Such small hands. Many such cases. Sad!

If conor fights floyd would it be illegal for him to fake kicks? Just like slightly lifting his leg up or turning his hips really fast? I feel like that would get floyd shook

If this faggot wasn´t such a smug idiot we wouldn´t be enduring the shitshow that is the middleweight division right now. Bisping is the worst thing that could have happened to the division and I fully blame Rockhold for that.