Daily reminder:

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

Yawn. Posting this again? WHY?

whoa you must really need to feel better about yourself.

and now they have a broken junior league career, while we have good jobs and can fuck 12yos

OP. Varsity Football. Nothing else in life.

too much vanilla hentai for you, herman

I love how every “jocks” life peaks during high school and then goes downhill fast after that.

Thanks for reminding me that I'll always be a loser :(

The quality of bait on Sup Forums has dropped drastically. Now it's the same 4-5 copypastas being spammed relentlessly, as well as Andy Sixx memes and people spewing death threats over politics. Sup Forums really lost a lot of its nuance and originality, or what it had anyway. It may be the newfags that all came in during the Fappening, or perhaps an influx of shills during election season.

Taking the bait, I see. Hope you lot saged at least.

Thats when I first got laid... I literally watched porn and played wow the next day, my right hand was better than a inexperienced little girl.

>I skateboarded
>I played video games
>I fucked my girlfriend (now wife) at 15
>I dropped out
>still have friends
>have a well paying job
>still play video games
If you can’t play video games and still be active/social and have a job then you should probably should consider suicide because you offer nothing to society.

this

Nah, OP you're 17 tops. Life does get better, it turns around. When I left high school I was still a virgin, not a total loser, but a virgin. I had gfs before, I was kind of a stoner and guitar fag. When I moved out to go to college my life changed I met lots of "alternative" people like me, I wasn't part of the greek life but still went to a lot of parties, and had lots of sex, I was 19 when I first got pussy. Now I work at a bank and make decent money, have a 7/10 qt3.14 latino gf and most of the popular jock from back in highschool never left that town working mediocre jobs.
Life is what you make it I guess

no - u took the bait
U must be americunt - u r so scared of talking, cuz u think everything is bait and somehow all >your friends< will laugh at u, cuz u were pranked
Its like u wrote in your constitution "every1 has to have guns in case the government turns on the ppl" after that 1 war u had with the british

THIS THREAD AGAIN

What if I'm 21, still a virgin, and haven't finished college despite being there for five years already.

>THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
>ITS OVER
Yeah, thank fucking god, because all those idiots now weigh 200lbs, have multiple children and drive "crossovers" that their fat ugly "muh highschool sweetheart" wives let them buy.
Didn't miss anything. Avoided the nightmare.

You're right. So what's a quick painless way to kill myself?

i played games and had sex as a 15 year old. i also make youtube videos and study/direct theatre.

Same.
I was playing video games, watching porn in highschool, but I was still getting laid.
Now I have a very well paying job and I'm the third most subscribed youtuber.

i will show you da wea bruddaa

not true. I got my (weird) yet very attractive virgin from Sup Forums itself. now.. I'll never do that again because Sup Forums makes people (FUCKING WEIRD) and (INHERENTLY BAD). but.. I got what I wanted at least once.

I was having threesomes daily with 9/10 prime pussy when I was 6. Now I'm 11, CEO of my own company, and I just came back from an orgy with 40 Victoria's Secret models.