Ask a drunk icelander anything

Ask a drunk icelander anything
Going downstairs to get another cold one brb

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>grab a cold one
>fill up my lip with bacco
>no new posts
the fuck

What's it like belonging to a nation that is so smol in size and population? Are you tall and muscular? What do you think of the other Nordic cunts?

How far are you from the closest volcano?

have you been to greenland? is it green?

meh
all I have know
I am avg height and size
180cm
78kg

* When is your cunt getting culturally enriched?
* What are the largest groups of immigrants in Iceland? What do locals think of them?
* What do you think of Greenland?
* How long does it take Icelanders to travel to mainland Europe?
* Are there any towns of note besides Reikjavik?

idk
Bárðabúnga maybe idk they are all south of me

once
wasnt when i was there

>* When is your cunt getting culturally enriched?
idfk
>* What are the largest groups of immigrants in Iceland? What do locals think of them?
poles
criminals or hard workers
>* What do you think of Greenland?
closest neighbours, like drinking as much as I
>* How long does it take Icelanders to travel to mainland Europe?
a few hours
>* Are there any towns of note besides Reikjavik?
AKUREYRI
(WHERE I LIVE)

wew
time for another?

what kind of beers are popular in Iceland?

Why are you not importing thousands of Syrians you racist?

How is it being able to read Nordic texts from the early 1000's?

can I move to your country?
I'm a grill so that'd mean that one icelander guy wouldn't have to import a third worlder on his own
also with STEM education so I can make money in decent ways. Not a feminist, and motherly housewife at heart

Kaldi
Víking (pisswater)
Slots
Thule

Pretty nice

Can you move to my bed?

What do you think of Emmsje Gauti?

King
Been to like 4 shows

Do you use the app which allows you to check if the girl you're porking is your cousin or not?

5-1 :^).
Or whatever it was, can't be arsed remembering.

Do you consider yourself North American or European?

What

Eyjafjallajökull desu

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how is my pronunciation?

European duh
This is now a a hungover and tires thread

>vocaroo.com/i/s14p0n1IIvsz
Top tier

>Studying English and Danish (or another Scandinavian language) is mandatory for students in compulsory schools[3] and also part of many secondary-level study programmes, so knowledge of the two languages is widespread

f-for real?

No joke

youtube.com/watch?v=X26pYeXq4e0
Ekki switcha

dime do migrade do Iceland :-DDDD

no

Do you think West Sweden should take over Eastern Sweden?

dw, I don't support immigration of any kind

What language do Poles speak in Iceland to the natives?

English

How do you deal with the winter?

I won the lottery and have a few million, would iceland be a fun place to chill in for a year or so?

With bigger tires
Yeah

>Slots
>not piss

Are Icelandic girls qt? Is Iceland worth visiting?