Posted from my phone edition
Gsellman v. Teheran
Lineups:
both bad
Posted from my phone edition
Gsellman v. Teheran
Lineups:
both bad
we're still gonna beat the stupid smelly barves lmao
don't jinx it m8. teheran always rapes us and gsellman has looked like shit
Always fun to watch Julio "Mets-KIiller" Tehran
>Dude it's only April
>Dude there's the rest of the season
sup guys. 10 day DL for Thor. wew, lads. ok barves, let's go.
whoops, forgot to turn on my tripfaggotry.
>mlb.tv still not up
ree
its up now, just refreshed it and its going.
At least there's something good left.
Fuck
the rumors of my demise...
CONFY LEAD OFF HR!!!!!
Guys I think it's time to bench Conforto
>tune in
>conforto hits another dinger
you're all welcome
Gsellman tonight:
6.2 IP
0 ER
8 K's
3 BB's
4 hits
Death to the Mets
some hard hit balls there. seems like it could be a good outing for the offense at least
>0 ER
LEL
>gsellman
>mets having a lead for more than a half inning
nah
...
kek
Fuck Jew York
At least Gsellman can keep his pitch count relatively low and isn't made of papier-mache
fucking bench grandy jesus
Curtis Granderson officially has no clue how to play baseball anymore.
ENDER
p good catch tho
this game is just zooming along
Conforto looking like Grandy
boy if not for those two homers this game would be boring as shit
indeed. it's going fast as fuck too, like you said. but the ballpark needs to sell hot dogs and beers so we'll probably have some time wasting shenanigans soon.
BBASED BBRUCE
juust got under it assdribble
Now for 2 Ks
the bats are getting hot, boys.
Shift BTFO
D-did we just rally? I genuinely can't remember the last time that happened
>3 consecutive hits
bizarro mets
based loaded.. in b4 reryes grand slam.
wait, no, we know that wont happen.
Pls no grand salami
>barves pitching
>barves defense
Only your stupid ballpark is giving you good offense
>barves
>TJ single
Seriously go with the young guns at this point
>give up 23 runs
>still cheering on this team
whatever doesnt kill me, right?
>all these non homer hits
literally which team am i watching
No difference between losing 23-5 and 2-1
Because there still is a lot of season left to play. Mets got blown out last night and lost Noah, but won that series. You take a loss, and move on
thanks for the confidence boost, barves
holy shit guys, mets are actually playing properly. did we have another reality shift?
CONFY!!!! oh fucking yes!!
CONFORGOAT
NEVER START GRANDY AGAIN
HIS OFFENSE OVERRIDES ANY DEFENSIVE QUESTIONS
WE'RE BEATING TEHERAN
nothing like the braves to perk those bats up
"conforto" is italian for trout
Its like when a 9/10 dumps you in front of your family. You fuck some 3/10s at the bar to get your confidence back up. Thanks Barves.
That's because they moved on, and play desperately now. Islanders did the fucking same when Tavares died because Barclays ice is about as stable as greeces economy
I fucking Like Mike.
Best Mike since Pizza.
>Conforto
BAHAHAHAHAHA WILD PICKOFF PITCH
>tfw this isn't Turner field anymore
Laughing at all these barves fans who went to this game tonight
That was a comfy inning.
welp that could have been even worse
when was the last time the mets had that many non homer RBIs? 2006?
Gelbs > Burkhardt
Why is small ball so comfy lads
>terry
nice challenge you senile moron
The fuck, did that hit the rocks?
Because it's how baseball is meant to be played. Stupidly.
Because you get more runs rather then a one and done situation
It's pure baseball. There's a build up. There's a peak. Then it concludes. That's a full story in one inning.
that wasn't a homer?
Kemp is elite
I thought it hit the rock kek
What happened? I'm watching the pongs and craps
KKK incoming.
I thought the yellow line was a HR. WTF
that is a good question. maybe last year vs cusb?
Gsellman being Gsellman
Wait what the fuck happened with kemp? Did the ball go for a home run or no?
Our infield D looks like shit. Swap Cabrera and Reyes or something.
Me too, what is the actual point of it?
idk why people forgot that he sucks. he does
And he gets a double play because Tyler flowers is a former white sox catcher
Last year, he was a good pitcher, and I have faith in him. He's also the number 5 starter so he obviously isn't as up to par as the others.
sample size was small as fuck man. he's an average starter that people thought was great based on 7 games against mostly NLE shit teams
degrom vs colon, cant wait for that.
It'll be a lopsided one. Degrom with 10+ strikeouts and less then 4 hits. Cap this
i have an idea. we will get buff this summer. every time reyes fails, do 10 pushups.
FREEMAN
23-5
MVFREE
Let the drama kid, let the drama kid
I thought Gsellman was supposed to be good.
>teheran
>Barves
Oh god
>barves baserunning
>bombing