Official Mets vs Braves Gamethread

Posted from my phone edition

Gsellman v. Teheran

Lineups:
both bad

we're still gonna beat the stupid smelly barves lmao

don't jinx it m8. teheran always rapes us and gsellman has looked like shit

Always fun to watch Julio "Mets-KIiller" Tehran

>Dude it's only April
>Dude there's the rest of the season

sup guys. 10 day DL for Thor. wew, lads. ok barves, let's go.

whoops, forgot to turn on my tripfaggotry.

>mlb.tv still not up
ree

its up now, just refreshed it and its going.

At least there's something good left.

Fuck

the rumors of my demise...

CONFY LEAD OFF HR!!!!!

Guys I think it's time to bench Conforto

>tune in
>conforto hits another dinger

you're all welcome

Gsellman tonight:

6.2 IP
0 ER
8 K's
3 BB's
4 hits

Death to the Mets

some hard hit balls there. seems like it could be a good outing for the offense at least

>0 ER

LEL

>gsellman

>mets having a lead for more than a half inning

nah

...

kek

Fuck Jew York

At least Gsellman can keep his pitch count relatively low and isn't made of papier-mache

fucking bench grandy jesus

Curtis Granderson officially has no clue how to play baseball anymore.

ENDER

p good catch tho

this game is just zooming along

Conforto looking like Grandy

boy if not for those two homers this game would be boring as shit

indeed. it's going fast as fuck too, like you said. but the ballpark needs to sell hot dogs and beers so we'll probably have some time wasting shenanigans soon.

BBASED BBRUCE

juust got under it assdribble

Now for 2 Ks

the bats are getting hot, boys.

Shift BTFO

D-did we just rally? I genuinely can't remember the last time that happened

>3 consecutive hits
bizarro mets

based loaded.. in b4 reryes grand slam.

wait, no, we know that wont happen.

Pls no grand salami

>barves pitching
>barves defense

Only your stupid ballpark is giving you good offense

>barves

>TJ single

Seriously go with the young guns at this point

>give up 23 runs
>still cheering on this team

whatever doesnt kill me, right?

>all these non homer hits
literally which team am i watching

No difference between losing 23-5 and 2-1

Because there still is a lot of season left to play. Mets got blown out last night and lost Noah, but won that series. You take a loss, and move on

thanks for the confidence boost, barves

holy shit guys, mets are actually playing properly. did we have another reality shift?

CONFY!!!! oh fucking yes!!

CONFORGOAT

NEVER START GRANDY AGAIN

HIS OFFENSE OVERRIDES ANY DEFENSIVE QUESTIONS

WE'RE BEATING TEHERAN

nothing like the braves to perk those bats up

"conforto" is italian for trout

Its like when a 9/10 dumps you in front of your family. You fuck some 3/10s at the bar to get your confidence back up. Thanks Barves.

That's because they moved on, and play desperately now. Islanders did the fucking same when Tavares died because Barclays ice is about as stable as greeces economy

I fucking Like Mike.

Best Mike since Pizza.

>Conforto

BAHAHAHAHAHA WILD PICKOFF PITCH

>tfw this isn't Turner field anymore

Laughing at all these barves fans who went to this game tonight

That was a comfy inning.

welp that could have been even worse

when was the last time the mets had that many non homer RBIs? 2006?

Gelbs > Burkhardt

Why is small ball so comfy lads

>terry

nice challenge you senile moron

The fuck, did that hit the rocks?

Because it's how baseball is meant to be played. Stupidly.

Because you get more runs rather then a one and done situation

It's pure baseball. There's a build up. There's a peak. Then it concludes. That's a full story in one inning.

that wasn't a homer?

Kemp is elite

I thought it hit the rock kek

What happened? I'm watching the pongs and craps

KKK incoming.

I thought the yellow line was a HR. WTF

that is a good question. maybe last year vs cusb?

Gsellman being Gsellman

Wait what the fuck happened with kemp? Did the ball go for a home run or no?

Our infield D looks like shit. Swap Cabrera and Reyes or something.

Me too, what is the actual point of it?

idk why people forgot that he sucks. he does

And he gets a double play because Tyler flowers is a former white sox catcher

Last year, he was a good pitcher, and I have faith in him. He's also the number 5 starter so he obviously isn't as up to par as the others.

sample size was small as fuck man. he's an average starter that people thought was great based on 7 games against mostly NLE shit teams

degrom vs colon, cant wait for that.

It'll be a lopsided one. Degrom with 10+ strikeouts and less then 4 hits. Cap this

i have an idea. we will get buff this summer. every time reyes fails, do 10 pushups.

FREEMAN

23-5

MVFREE

Let the drama kid, let the drama kid

I thought Gsellman was supposed to be good.

>teheran

>Barves

Oh god

>barves baserunning

>bombing