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alrite boss man sorry for last night yeah edition

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1st for moderate muslims
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英國已成為穆斯林貧民窟

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

can you imagine the kind of losers who actually apply to be janitors

if i dont pass my exams i am 100% going to kill myself
i have an offer for Oxford, and everyone else in my family for 3 generations has gone there too
all my distant family members have sent me cards saying 'congrats on getting an offer from Oxford!' and so if i dont get in the humiliation will be total and absolute

suicide will be the only option then
i even know exactly how im going to do it - theres a 6 storey stairwell at school with a concrete ground floor ill drop down the middle of after schools ended and all the kids have gone home
quick and ez

We're in here

never watched anime before and i saw evangelion today and now i want to see more anime

fuck off

ah yes, the middle class

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fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=Ls0WfopgR9k

TO THE GOOD DOPE DAYS

Well you come here so you are obviously aren't as intelligent as your senpai. Hope Warwick or whatever is a blast

you were warned

Let's hit em all lads. Let's hit em all, now, while we got the muscle!

fuck off rich normie twat

>Tourists are passing up European destinations and travelling to Russia instead

madoka is the eva of our generation

الله

The interview is the hard part
A levels are fucking easy. If you fuck up your A levels then you are a genuine retard

don't fret,
there are other Oxfords yet!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_(disambiguation)

watch Planetes

aesthetic

why does allah look like a penis

going to #carry on today lads

they wont #stop us

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doesn't look like evangelion at all
this seems interesting
don't understand this image

NEED a quebecois gf

the gf

dumb frenchie

don't care

Not all Muslims

youtube.com/watch?v=GHhuBZEZESU

Lads just remember #notallmuslims

Muslim terrorists aren't REAL muslims

Muslims are good people too, look at this Sikh--- MUSLIM man aiding victims

this

i am greek

youtube.com/watch?v=VwXQA03MJgE

I condemn this attack.

Jesus help us

>Sikh--- MUSLIM man aiding victims
'shaallah

Hey is derby nice?

I wish now to express my deepest concern for the implications and actions regarding this cowardly attack, as well as my prayers and deepest sympathies to the victims.

youtube.com/watch?v=hOrwbEBdJaw

not going to lie, that gives me the heebie jeebies

Does anyone else get confused with other people?

>only 6 dead
i thought this was gonna be 7/7 all over again

There is no jesus, no god, no allah, nothing. There's no heaven or hell. Imagine no religion.

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don't use the n-word

want to study physics but think i'm too old to start (28)

i'm a redditor who only comes to this general to shill my marxist views desu lads

hello nigger

we were on such high alert we had armed officers on the scene in 3 minutes and all three terrorists were hunted down and shot within 8 minutes of the carcrash

pretty impressed by the rozzers today actually

never too old
physics is good fun

yea but too old to go to uni and study it

don't wanna be that weird old man in class not to mention it's not feasible cause have to wageslave

*tips fedora*

They did well. Feel like in France it would've taken hours to get them all

fucking HATE twitter

>"not all muslims"
>"they aren't TRUE muslims" - middle class white girls
>"le u can't break London, muh Battle of Britain le remain calm"

Honestly how do you get stabbed? How do you let a Muslim with a vest get close enough to stab you?

They are so foxy though. Especially the grosse ones.

think it's time to arm every british police officer desu

You notice the vitcims are never black
Made me do a think

During the Battle of Britain you were actually fighting back

going to put some #4 in my nose, take a laxative and go to bed

>Hello Theresa

We don't have to imagine John.
It's been done over and over.

hopefully this will be the last time

would probably have had sex by now if i'd gone to uni

I'm dead serious when I say they should train and arm the regular peace officers with swords.

never done sex

a buckler would be better I think

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WkQMGZ1GFCM

Screeching

Imagine no countries

You need to have the longer swing to deal with the knife attackers

Oh look, more dead brits

youtu.be/zfVjAxeTCZ8

It is overrated
not that I know from experience or anything

>i am 100% going to kill myself
Please do. Even better, don't even wait for Oxford answer. Do it tight now.

would take way to long to train them all in the sublime art of swordsmanship

the blade it to be respected
it has millenia of history behind it and demands a very high class of individual to properly wield it

anyone can pull a trigger
it takes a warrior-philosopher to master the blade

fuck off ryan

>the blade it to be respected
>it has millenia of history behind it and demands a very high class of individual to properly wield it
>anyone can pull a trigger
>it takes a warrior-philosopher to master the blade

lmoa

Ryan you twat

you foul the knife with the buckler and strike with the truncheon

a bit unrelated, but for the 9th time my captcha is about matching up bridges

I'm sure of it :)

r9k has been overrun with grills (female) lads

>the blade it to be respected
>it has millenia of history behind it and demands a very high class of individual to properly wield it
>anyone can pull a trigger
>it takes a warrior-philosopher to master the blade

>thinking girls post on Sup Forums

lmoa

I wonder if I can convince one to suck my cocky

just had a wank to a girl filming a girl taking bbc

oh yeah? proof?

>lmoa
laugh my orifice away?

>would take way to long to train them all in the sublime art of swordsmanship
they don't need to be masters, just enough to deal with someone with a cooking knife or a machete

Guns are too offensive for regular peace officers in Britain.
A sword is something that people know isn't going to be used unless you actually attack the officer or the officer needs to defend someone.
A gun is something that gets pointed at people.

This way the regular patrol officers can at least have something for situations like this.

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or did it just happen in front of you irl

That guy genuinely sounds like he'll kill someone someday

Only in 2017, eh? Girl can spend all day stuffing her face with junk food, yet she's still perfectly entitled to having Brad Pitt. The modern dating scene is so not rigged at all!

wish it happened in front of me

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which one of you racist cunts was this