What is it you find so appealing about the female body?

What is it you find so appealing about the female body?

You can stick way more dicks in a female than a male

But can you do this

The pussy and asshole and titties and yeah

It's biology m8 the fuck else you wanna know?

EVERYTHING

I personally like their penis

Visual cues, like curves or boobs. That's how male brain works. And that's why weird shit can be sexy if it has the right cues. (Or if porn trained your brain to find weird shit sexy, lol.)

Eyes, lips, hips, tits, ass, overall figure.

Hope has all of these in spades

She's a goddess

feminine penis

She sure is, she makes me so horny. Speaking of which, you said a few days ago the competition would be soon... then disappeared for a few days

When will you stop teasing me op?

Competition tomorrow. you arrived to this thread a bit later than I wanted tbh :P

No chance of a competition today or tonight?? If not, any idea what time tomorrow so I can be there?

what time would be good for you?

Hidden dicks

Hmm... either either 5-4 hours earlier or 9-10 hours later from now, tomorrow. 9-10 hours from now would work tonight too.

How long does the competition take generally? I guess that influences time a bit. What time is best for you?

To clarify i was saying it would be best to start during this general window

hmm okay I will try to arrange one for roughly 5 hours from now tomorrow. Time is indeterminate,

Thats not a great time for me but I should be able to make it happen. Absolutely sure you cant do one in 8 hours tonight? That would work best for me, and then I dont have to wait a full day.

Even if there is no competition today are you going to be making threads? Because if not i wont bother refreshing as much

Sorry meant 5 hours earlier from now tomorrow and length of time is indeterminate.
>Even if there is no competition today are you going to be making threads?
probably

The nostrils. I love to stretch and fuck nostrils.

Alright that works for sure! Tonight would still be the absolute best for me just so I can participate in one sooner, but I understand if you're busy.

I won't lie, i'm very excited

What competition are you talking about?

Not quite sure what the details are. OP just said there was a competition he hosts involving a bunch of hot models he posts. He hasnt gone into much detail unfortunately

The exact nature of the competition is meant to be a surprise.

Does the competition have a prize?

It will for the winner yes

Why don't you tell him what got you so excited about it in the first place.
I would add that even the losers have a great time

Well now i'm even more excited!

The penis

That is fucking pig disgusting.

Bobs and vagene!

Well first he was posting two of the hottest models i've seen, then described the competition as "as much fun as you can have with these two without them in the same room."

He later explained that the competition would involve several additional models, as well as some other surprises

I'm a fat/chubby chaser. And not because i wouldn't be able to get the normal hot athletic/model/skinny girls but for some reason I find fat bellies , chubby and in some cases fat girls to just be hot as fuck. Probably something mentally wrong with me but it's whatever.

Pic is for the most part similar to what I would find hottest. Fat blondes are the best.

What is the prize if I can ask? Just want to make sure its not something like "a sense of accomplishment"

well I said it was *almost* as much fun ;)
It'll be something concrete and enjoyable I promise.

the perfect woman

Would you fuck her belly button

I forgot the almost, whoops! Either way it sounds like a fucking great time.

Alright, i'll believe you about the prize since you seem to want to keep it a secret.

Dear god that is trash. And I'm not talking just physically, I can only imagine what kind of disgusting, ghetto nigger tounges she speaks in and how many of their dicks she has had in her body

the fact is so desired turns me on.

possibly i just keep the pic around because i like her body type
the thick legs the chubby belly

That's not a chubby belly from eating, that's a chubby belly from pushing out little niglets

I had a roommate who loved fucking fat chicks. He was 300lbs of pure muscle and said he liked fat chicks because he could get a work out liftin them.

You going to keep posting the ladies?

hip to waist ratio, the face

yea but you just sell those

My bad of course
so you interested?

Very, lol

Fuck this pic of hope makes me so damn horny. Looks so damn sexy.

Feet

What this guy said. If i like those two things, she's a winner.

roll

Good to hear! Unfortunately right now OP says we have to wait until tomorrow to have one... but maybe if you and I push him he can host it tonight!

Is there anything I should do to prepare for the competition?

Lol how? He's user.

Come as you are.

Just insist on having it sooner and maybe OP will be agreeable? Or take pity on us?

When, tomorrow, is it happening? And why not have it today?

Sounds good.
He said the thread would start about 6-7 hours earlier than now, tomorrow.

I would also like to know why not tonight?

i like them just for sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

kill yourself immediatley

Well tonight is a possibility if other things in my schedule work out. if your're both planning to come how shall i identify you?

Uhh. Blueberry Muffins. I'll say that, haha

I guess nicknames? I'll be C

Around what time tonight? 7-7 and a half hours from now would work best for me

and are you the user who i've teasing these past weeks lol?
and if so shoulld i show the other user a bit of Miss Mikula?

That would be about 12:30am to 1am my time. That works. What will you call the thread?

I'm the Blueberry user and no, I'm not the one you've been teasing, haha. Who's this Miss Mikula you speak of?

Nothing. They're gross, boobs are stupid and vaginas are disgusting.

I'm C. Definitely show him some of miss Mikula, then he's sure to show up tonight

(C is the user you've been teasing for weeks with these two models)

Patrycja Mikula. what do you think?

My dick fills with cum and wants to come out. Only thing that solves problem is the female pussy

Mmmm I havent seen her in the black lingerie before, fuck me thats hot.

C

mmm, very nice, lol. Idk how risque playboy gets though.

long hair
narrow shoulders
big breasts
wide hips

...

You never commented on a time for tonight!
That starting time works for us two, you op?

yaaasss

Eventually the lingerie comes off and it's just her body there, withing nothing blocking between your eyes and her nakedness. Is that risque enough?
Because i don't know if i can make it happen tonight!

Hmm, point taken, haha. Sounds like fun

I was just saying it would be nice to know what time to expect the thread if you can make it tonight! (Which I really hope you can)

Fuck miss mikula has created a steel rod in my pants

I can spawn mini-mes

check

?

Still here? More of miss mikula?? How many more babes are we talking about for the competition?