No idea how this works. Tell me when you fucked up your own life

No idea how this works. Tell me when you fucked up your own life

>Be me
>7th grade
>kinda popular guy
>pretty harmonic class, everyone likes each other
>chatting with a girl
>7/10 qt
>"user, I think I have a crush on you"
>ohfuckwhatshappening.jpg
>going fully retard
>"I like you as a friend"
>3 years later
>mfw I friendzoned the most popular girl of the school, 9/10 today
>mfw I got friendzoned every single time I had a crush on someone after that
>no perspective to ever get such a chance again

> be me
> be 22
> 5 ft 90 pounds half italian qt wants to have a threesome with me and my gf
> date is in a week
> 3 days in she goes on a date
> he's her boyfriend now
> it's never gonna happen
> I wanna die now

I was just
so
close

pic related it's her body type

my fault was not fucking her then and there btw

Either

>She turbo thots it up with him and they have threesomes

or

>She turbo thots it up and cheats on his ass

you're obviously underaged. gtfo retard with your beta middle school stories.

dude is this a screenshot of a mless teen dance video?

Let's hope for the best. She's the clingy type tho.
That guy is a half Eqyptian shy dude, how good can he be in bed?
also:
> she only had sex 3 times, all 3 were bad according to her
> pure and almost untouched loli body goes to weirdo neckbeard egyptian

I swear to god this is worse than any breakup I ever had

I found this on here so I don't know but it might be

Here have some more loli body that I'll never fuck now

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Unless he's packing, he's toast. You can make up for shyness with attractiveness and height, but if he's short, shy, and has a small dick, he's fucking toast

OP is a fag based threesome guy is gonna keep his thread alive so he can vent

I take it and will be glad for any more from your collection

She called him a 5/10 so thats very nice
Called me a 7 two days ago.
He's tall though and she's into tall guys.

> she's flirty
> tells my gf she's into big strong guys
> I'm a 6,1 half slav ogre bear

If I wasn't such we pussy and just threw her on the bed one time, we'd still be fucking to this day I swear to god

gonna dump all I have from nice pussy folder, I need to get over my heartbreak anyways

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nonono stay with the
>loli body
folder my dude

if anybody is lurking feel free to join in

let me look for the loliest of bodies in there

even though I'm astonished 5 ft ariana grande isn't loli enough

last pic that's kinda loli-ish

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my heart aches for that sweet & legal loli butt

how will I ever recoup

He's probably a cuck faggot. Best of luck to you friendo.

>be me, 14
>get into drugs, try opiates, nicotine, and otcs like benadryl, nutmeg, and dxm for the first time.
>by 15, drinking frequently, try weed and other common stuff liek coke for the first time.
>16 my drug world explodes, psychedelics man, nothing else can be said. don't drink, dont smoke weed or cigarettes.
>18-19 start smoking fulltime (weed) and doing opiates mostly fulltime. Still do lots of psychedelics, high point of my drinking career.
>20 By this point I'm a daily heroin and amphetamine and benzo user, drink sometimes smoke erryday, psychedelics often.
>...over ten years later, clean and productive and don't really do anything other than the very occasional lsd molly or shroom trip..

I think I fucked up at 18 because I started smoking weed regularily, but I have no clue man. Also not so sure I fucked up because of the last point and I have had some awesome (but also some very bad) experiences along the way.

Thanks mate, if I actually fuck her I'll make sure to post story on here

take some actual loli

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>be me 8 hours ago
>writing my maths exam at uni
>fail
>kicked out of uni in 3rd semester
I'll try to blame it on my bipolar with a note from my psychiatrists but honestly idk what to do

shit dude, failing one exam got you kicked out?

that's probably why we got the hardest math exam in 1st semester with 1 extra free try to avoid getting kicked out late.

in czechia in some classes you have to pass a smaller exam (usually from practical parts, or write a final essay or something) and then you can do the real exam (3 tries)

on our school if we fail a class, we can try it one more time, but because of our stupid uni website system I mistakenly failed the math class last semester

(I wanted to postpone it so I wanted to delete it from my semester class list, but instead I just deleted it from my schedule.)

>17yo
>finish high school
>dont know what I want to do
>go to university because I guess thats what you do
>6 years and 2 degrees later
>impossible to find a job
>swallow pride and ask my dad for a job
>not really my field but learn on it
>couldve been making money and learning something relevant years ago
>ive wasted my youth

uni life is not bad tho