What's this hairstyle called

what's this hairstyle called

Alimony

The O'Connell

whats going on here?

The "mummy"

EL JUSTO HAHAHA SO FUNNY LOL XDD, MEMES LMAO

What is this pose supposed to convey?

The Brendan Freshair

Being on the wrong side of the river

It's called aging.
Cognitive dissonance aside, it's happening to you even as you read this.

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the JUST

That's not the kind of hair loss caused by age.

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>men don't go bald with age
Yeah, we do.

Is his hair part of the alimony?

>the EL JUSTO PLEB SHITTTER WHO WANTS /FILM/

The Henry Phillips cut

Who are you quoting?

"fine smoke"

leeches.

They do but not with that pattern.
That's 100% stress.

I'm paraphrasing the person I'm replying to.
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>Who u quote? Duh MEEMS
Is paraphrasing you.
Yes kid, he's old. You will be old one day too.

I'm not denying stress as a factor, but baldness doesn't just mean the typical receding hairline.

Cueball

Looks like he managed to grew his hair back. Good for him.