TRUMP GENERAL - ABSOLUTE WINNER EDITION

TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS ON JUNE 14TH. Tweet a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here:
twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday

>Delegates Trump: 1,239
(Hit the number on May 26th)

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Trump Memorial Day D.C. Biker Rally 5/29/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VB73O6nw
>Trump kisses the banners of The Remembrance Project Moms’ children at Anaheim Rally!
youtu.be/fAMZTD_2Jss
>Trump Supporters Thanking Riot Cops in San Diego
twitter.com/BabesForTrump/status/736626581863563265
>Trump in San Diego, CA 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ljKFZchvV8U

INTERVIEWS
>Ben Carson on Fox & Friends 5/30/16
youtube.com/watch?v=DF0FwG0c4vk
>BEHIND THE SCENES tour of the NYC Trump Campaign HQ
youtube.com/watch?v=soFRVEskxb8
>Inside Trump’s Manhattan Apartment Mansion
youtube.com/watch?v=X_HQn56CZn4
>Manafort on ABC 5/29/16
youtube.com/watch?v=opMR-uUoVV8

ENTERTAINMENT
>Donald Trump 2016
youtu.be/XuIMdo77o8g
>Jeb BTFO by Family Guy of all things
youtube.com/watch?v=EHSCiBvsm7w
>Hillary Clinton EVIL REMIX
youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
>KINSEY: Everyone is Sup Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=pmgGe_QUId0
>Anti-Trump Protester Harasses young mother, gets Humiliated
youtube.com/watch?v=zf75ngqELk8

TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST:
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

SGOPET:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

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THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT

MAGA

Praise kek, trump will be our next president.

The delegates, Hillary.

SACRAMENTO REPRESENT

You said youd debate me Donald
You promised me Donald

trump is anime neo degeneracy RIP conservative politics AWOO AWOO YIFF AN SCRITCH!

Me? Give Trump a gift? Oh I'll give him a gift.

...the gift of a tawp quawlity poz load right into Dawnald Trump's macho Trump anus.

I just ate a slice of blueberry pie for breakfast. Low energy desu.

...

Where are my delegates?

>being a conservative
>not being a constitutionalist

>hey trump sandert debet

Good morning.
Any new developments?

>666
o fug

don't soil yourself Bernie

cant you make a new meme satan? do they pay you to shitpost the same thing day after day after day?

Have you talked to your supers lately? I sent them a letter.

Press conference in 28 bings

Bill owe's me some favours, he's well overdue and needs to come back to hell

Yeah, I mean you Drumpf supporters get so wrapped up in this political theater that you forget that this is like a big wrestling match, its like WWE nothing more, you forget that Trump was friends with Clinton, you forget that for the longest time Drumpf was against asasult rifles but flip flopped, you forget that Drumpf was once for abortion and is now against it, you forget that on the 17th of this month Drumpf met with Kissinger to talk about plans with the world..... I thought you guys were against Kissinger, evidently not, evidently you want more and more of the same garbage in, garbage out nonsense, you guys never demand justice for shit like McCain arming ISIS or any of this shit, instead you want to put some big phony in power and never elect people who actually speak the real truth just someone who appeals to your emotions and your reactions. Its like you guys want a dictatorship or something. Fuck.

Reminder:
Red hat = bad mood
White hat = good mood

>that shitty effect attempting to make it look like anime
Atleast fucking try you lazy weebs. You spend your entire day doing absolutely nothing, fucking learn something new.

>elect people who actually speak the real truth
?

Too late...

okay make that into a picture instead of recycling stale trash and copy pasting shit from a (As if thats popular here for fucks sake are you people literally in India right now???)

Has Trump said if bonds are a good thing? Are bonds even a good thing at all?

MAGA

Chicken

First for new artwork.

I hope everyone had a nice Memorial Day.

>hon-haka.org/archives/1074

>hops in the avatarfagging thread
>spongbob
black twitter i-is that you?

...

Red hat=Donald Trump
White hat= John Miller

Cool

Get the Hell out of my bathroom, commie.

Only True Conservative delegates are allowed here, Donald.

>Red hat = bad mood
That's probably why it's more popular. People are pissed.

kek, my sides

>bernouts still this mad

So Wasserman-Schultz is a Randian lolberg?

Please Trump supporters answer me why you buy into this political theater to start with

>mfw middle of purple but agree with Sup Forums and support Trump
Someone please help

All those words that convince nobody, sad!

MAGA!

i had a nightmare trump lost the republican primary. his delegates didn't vote for him even when they had to and nobody was doing anything about it

she goes to the same synagogue as trump and the lehman brothers hahaha enjoy your false choice

I gotta say that's a dank ass shot.
I'd frame it if I was a trumpet.
Got a higher res of that, op?

What about blue hats

When does the press conference start?

But Bernie IS a true conservative, Ted
medium.com/brogressive-brocialism/the-only-democrat-who-respects-conservatism-8a9060e289de#.ca5q5egyc

You're suffering sleep apnea

>America is already great
I'm loving how tone-deaf the DNC is this election

Why no one willing to debate me?
All I wanted was a friend to debate with

>ywn travel the world in that plane with the god emperor

DAILY REMINDER
Hillary believes in ayyy lmao and a government cover up

>inb4 tinfoil level defence for this

he think edgy right wingers care about politics what a moron!

Can Trump supporters ever answer this question or will they just blindly scream out stupid nonsense like "fuck you cuck" and "go vote for Clinton you librul" or "you damn Bernie commie!"

I'm anarchist you fools and I demand to know why you support someone that takes advice from Kissinger when I thought you dumb fuckers were against the Zionist overlords.

This Trump University stuff sounds pretty shady desu

In 22 fries
youtube.com/watch?v=cnytS5Sp3XM

NO ONE WILL GET A MAJORITY OF THE DELEGATES

WE ARE HEADING TO A CONTESTED CONVENTION

Please evaluate my map guys. And keep in mind the ones that I have as leaning blue and some of the likely blue are totally in the realm of possibility of going to Trump.

He's not a real opponent. Can't even beat Clinton. Sad!

See? No retort to anything, you just blindly worship your leader because you're too weak to lead yourself.

Share your birthday Trump messages everyone!
Don't forget to write yours! Trump's birthday is on June 14th, send him a personal message from you for the birthday card!

It could be a prophecy.

>al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/05/cleveland_police_in_riot_gear.html

>CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Many Cleveland police officers will not be wearing body cameras if protests turn violent during the Republican National Convention, officials said.

>Police officials have told officers that a host of logistical issues, including an inability to attach the cameras to police riot gear, means officers will not be able to wear the devices.

>The department says officers will use other methods to record police interactions with protesters and the public during the convention. But the head of a police union and the executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Ohio expressed concern that the officers who will be thrust in the most volatile situations will not be wearing a device that is a deterrent for both violence against police and officer misconduct.

The members of the RNC might not do anything about it. How will the people on the streets in Cleveland react?

makes me sad...

is black lives matters supporting the gorilla or the little niglet

I don't see a question mark in your post.

You don't say

youll never know that feel of chugging diet cokes at altitude so you burp up blood and eating big macs with an extra bun in the middle (his favorite)

Looks like pasta.
Multiple questions.
Fuck your demands.

Then what do you care about? Making the world as shitty as possible? Is that you why morons even vote? So you can make the world shittier every time you go and choose a leader?

I'd say NV, IA, MN, WI, MI, OH, PA, VA, and NH are in play.

>That stone is too white... Wall Street must be behind this!

fuck you cuck

go vote for Clinton you librul

you damn Bernie commie!

FEEL THE BERN

>>An armed gang stormed the homes of eleven men and boys in northwest Venezuela on Saturday, shooting them dead in their yards. The massacre, involving three minors and a Colombian national, has brought to light once again the Venezuelan government’s seeming inability to deter the violent crime that has made it the world’s most violent country not currently at war.

>Police suspect — though they are not ready to say so publicly — that the shooting was a revenge act related to some criminal activity.

>The incident is the latest to highlight the rampant violence, of both the criminal and political varieties, that has consumed Venezuela. After years at second place in the rankings under President Nicolás Maduro, Caracas is now the world’s most violent city.

Also

>Student protesters in the far-west Venezuelan state of Táchira killed two police officers and injured four others by driving a hijacked bus into a crowd of law enforcement officials attempting to subdue a protest.

>A group of masked young men, believed to be students at the local Los Andes Agro-Industrial Institute of Technology (IUT), reportedly stole seventeen public transportation vehicles from government officials early Tuesday morning, threatening to kill bus drivers who did not give up their vehicles. Some hours later, as police assembled to block the coming protests, one of the hijacked buses stormed through the crowd, killing two officers.

>The deceased officers have been identified as 19-year-old Nicolle Pérez Soler, a member of Táchira state police, and 25-year-old Otto Márquez, a member of the Bolivarian National Guard (GNB). Both are said to have died from blunt trauma: the bus drove over their heads. Táchira police are investigating Pérez Soler’s presence at the protests, as she was still in training and “should not have been there,” according to spokespersons.

>many of these protesters used stones and Molotov cocktails against police, who responded with tear gas and gunshots.

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blm is a false flag to control alt right zombie drones

do you think hillary would kill bill in the first week of November for sympathy votes?

Since becoming the presumptive nominee he's visited all walks of life within the GOP trying to mend fences and unify. This include a visit with Lindsay Graham and 92 year old Kissinger. Because he visits with them does not mean he's taking their advice.

ever hear about white water and paula jones?

Is the head of the DNC wearing an official piece of campaign gear produced by Hillary?
Isn't that showing unfair favoritism? I mean we knew Schultz was in for Clinton all along, but is she dumb enough to walk around in her campaign's swag too?

LINK TO HIS EVENT TODAY PLEASE

We are seeing the party unite against Donald Trump behind one campaign and one campaign alone.


...the Ted Cruz campaign.

>Hillary's big secret
>She's a man!

you forgot your obligatory:
>how is trump racist show me one example of him being racist??????

Anyone who uses "Drumpf" as an insult can have absolutely every one of their opinions summarily disregarded.

What's really hilarious is that Oliver could have pointed to Trumps comments on Stewart's surname and gone a different route: "Accusing Stewart over his name change perpetuates negative stereotypes about Jews, like the self-loathing Jew or the shifty merchant Jew"*.

Instead, Oliver went with "Trump's family changed their name too, what a hypocrite". Trump himself is using the name he was born with, rendering Oliver's lame attempt at criticism worthless. Moreover, it's fairly obvious that Oliver went that route purely because "Drumpf" is a name that sounds funny to a lot of Americans. And that's exactly what his fans pounced on, hurling "Drumpf" around as an insult. "Herp derp Donald DRUMPF so retarded hue hue hue". And in doing so prove themselves to be EXACTLY the kind of people that drive others to change their names in the first place. For all their cries of "Donald's teh racist", the real racists are the ones using a foreign name as an insult.

*[Author's note: this post does not weigh in on the validity of those stereotypes, only that they exist and are generally considered negative]

I happen to agree with Senator Cruz, nobody is going to get a majority of delegates and there WILL be a contested convention in Philly.

See, all you guys are being thoughtless, and you only dis-serve your self by being mindless cretins. More mindless than the SJWs you attack and say are mindless. Why do you support morons?

alt right politics are so sexually charged i love it! cuck me hillary cuck me!

H .. help

>Nebraska's 1 vote going D
Nope
Otherwise, good map. Rust Belt should be a goal for Trump, OH, MI and PA can give him a lot of working class support

>Kissinger
>zionist

To the excellent, handsome, funny, intelligent, 10/10 person in charge of the next Trump General thread. Could you please add the email '[email protected]' to the 'Trump Birthday' section in case people do not have twitter.

~20min
>Press conference at Trump Tower
youtube.com/watch?v=cnytS5Sp3XM RSB

youtube.com/watch?v=gxsuDvglErM ENG

youtube.com/watch?v=otoeZnzzif0 DTS

Well fug :DDDD

Da zoo be rayciss n shit, da gorilla dindu nuffin
youtube.com/watch?v=uv4Fvs9jQpc

>but is she dumb enough to walk around in her campaign's swag too?
Yes. The vanity plate on her car is also Pro Hillary.

>several paragraphs of im mad as hell i just punched my mum for burning the chicken tendies wall of text
>because of a bad joke everyone in the mainstream forgot about after 24 hours

>late night california rally

WE'RE GONNA HAVE RIOTS PEOPLE