Hey Sup Forums, never tried a green text story. Been a lurker, but I want to share this

Hey Sup Forums, never tried a green text story. Been a lurker, but I want to share this.

>Be me
>Day before I start senior year of highschool
>Was huge stoner and with my stoner group
>Realize we need to kill our brain cells before we start school
One friend who we will call DickTwig, who was usually in charge of our rebellious teenage activities, tried coming up with ideas.
>We Brought up going to our other friends house, who was also in the car, we will call Harm.
>We will get this out of the way now, Harm is Black, lives in a moderately nice house, but we occasionally toke the fuck out of his basement, I digress.
>while discussing our planes we get a phone call from another one of our friends from school, we will call him CoolFag.
>coolfag informs us his parents left him the house for the weekend and he wanted to throw a party
>coolfag lives in huge ass house
>HolyTits.jpg
>we go to his house out of the pure excitement that the party will be a banger
>boy were we right
>show up to the part
>Lots of people, but not too much
>more importantly, lots of drugs
>we get super stoned and drunk in a mater of an hour
>Coolfag is so drunk he is literally throwing punches in the wall and leaving holes
>thefuck.jpg
>me and some others go up to roof top to get away from Coolfag since he can’t hold his liquors
>realize 9/10 stoner chick I’ve been trying to sleep with is coming up too.
> “are you guys going up to the roof to watch the stars user?”
>”y-yeah, you want to watch with us?”
>she agrees
>we sit next to each other and watch the stars
>suddenly I feel uncomfortable
>not sick
>not too intoxicated
>not too sexually aroused
>just uncomfortable, like I should leave
>with out a word to stoner chick, I haul ass down from the roof and tell DickTwig and Harm we should finish our festivities at Harm’s basement.
> DickTwig takes one look at my face and says “o-oh okay user, let’s go”
>as we go to open the door, we touch the knob...

Continue?

Yeah

keep going!!

bump, continue

Type faster bitch, i wanna see how this plays out

>we then hear a voice that runs hot spaghetti through our trousers and makes our little brain dead teenage minds go blank
>”Open up, it’s the police”
>fuckmypussywitharakemom.mp3
>Coolfag heard this and instantly hauled ass out the back door
>we then hear the Garage door bust down
>cops come in, guns drawn and pointed
>”do you have any weapons?!”
>”NO NO I DONT!!!” I scream
>DickTwig then says “do a pack of cigarettes and a lighter count” so calm and collect
>I yell at DickTwig.
>”Are you autistic??”
>cops line us up on the floor
>one cop comes back with CoolFag, butt naked, with cuts all over him
>apparently the dumb fuck hid in a bush naked
>they take us all one by one to the garage to press for information, Harm, the only black one of the group, was taken first.
>I was last.
>I finally go out, and they tell me everyone is pinning this party on me.
>obviously a lie to get information out of me
>They then asked, “well, explain why you are in this house, having a party”
>Then it finally clicked in my head
>”h-hey officers, I-I’d love to explain everything to you...Just let me see your search warrant.
>stoneface.jpg
>I then explain to the cops that they should have a search warrant
>my explanation was cut off by the sound of CoolFags parents yelling in the driveway
>cops talked with parents, obviously furious about the broken garage door, and the cops police escorted all of us home and we all only had to do some program to get the charges off our records, since we were all minors.
>but the best part of this entire story was the moment I was getting into the back of a cop car
>I see Harm, expressionless, grab his phone, and plug it into the sound system of the house
>he scrolls for 30 seconds
>Then I hear it...

Should I finish?

>not pretyped
>asks to continue
its definitely some dinosaur bullshit
keep going im already too invested now

Bump

bump

>”Fuck the police coming straight from the underground. A young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm brown”
>this fucking madman actually played NWA’s Fuck the Police on full blast as we exit the house
>Officer asks Harm to shut it off
>Harm responds with “why cause it’s talking about fat pigs like you?”
>sickburn.gif
>final blow is coming
>Harm then ends with “you guys are fucked, you broke into a rich white niggas house”
>mfw they did get fired
>mfw no one shut off the music and Harm left his phone there
>mfw Harm becomes a school legend for giving no fucks
>Mfw that stoner girl never got together with me
>mfw when I realized we had so much alcohol and drugs on us, we almost could have been in for hard time, but I sill laugh at this story because of Fuck the police and seeing CoolFags tiny penis
>mfw the only reason I posted this, is cause I’m stoned and Fuck The Police came on my Spotify.

bruh u gotta hurry before the thread dies

legendary

I have a few stories from my highschool days.

keep going dude I'm in high school right now and I love this shit. also do you have an really good tips on stashing weed / hiding it, so my parents won't find it

Expected it to be bait, but it was just a nice story
Fuck you

If anyone wants one more story, I have a pretty good one, this one was my best story for sure, but the other one is pretty funny. Also, we use to use the fake bottles and cans, the stuff you buy at head shops etc. we never got caught so that’s a win.

With such a convoluted story, you would assume it’s bait

i definitely want another story, and may i ask how old you are?

25. And I might tell the other story, it would be easy cause it involves the same fucking people. I only hung out with the same people.

please do continue

Stop cock teasing us and tell us the goddamn story

Post it user, I'm interested too!

So this story took place a month before the events of the previous story

>me again
>In Harm’s basement
>toking and drinking like champs
>DickTwig wants to go out and do something wild
>We all bounce off ideas
>coolfag suggest breaking into a cemetery at night
Looking back, all these bad ideas are CoolFags fault
>all agree
>we pile into the car
>all of use are fucked up beyond belief
>arrive
>we throw ourselves over the fence
>start smoking in the cemetery
>I start to notice DickTwig is starting to stumble

>we touch the knob...

>DickTwig faceplants and hits his head on a tombstone
>Harms yells “NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK”
>coolfag runs to bring the car around the fence
>I hold my friends head up, blood is not that bad, but he’s talking nonsense
>”what time is it” he says
>”it’s 1:23am bro”
>”ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK, use water gun”
>mfw
>this fucker is yelling Pokémon attacks at the top of his lungs while also asking the time every once in awhile.
>car comes around and we throw him over the fence and drive towards his house

>drive to his house
>close, literally a block away
>hear dry heaving
>this isn’t fucking happening
>literally grab his head and shove it out the window
>vomitfountain.gif
>we pull over a block away
>as we sit outside of the car and think about what to do, I suggest we just take him home with me, my mom was cool with all the drugs and drinking I did
>tell DickTwig to strip his clothes off
>already in his underwear
>coolfag and DickTwig are roughly the same size, so we give him some of CoolFags pants that he had in his back seat.
>fast forward 10 minuets
>finally arrive at my place
>Harm, and I carry in DickTwig

this shit is awesome to read lol keep going

>tell DickTwig to not sleep in my bed, but instead, sleep on the couch
>DickTwig doesn’t listen, and his vomit lubricated body jumps in my bed
>his last words before passing out
>PLAY THAT 70S Show!!!
>me and Harm look at each other and just say fuck it
>watch that 70s show
>fast forward to next morning
>ask DickTwig what the fuck he was yelling about in the graveyard
>he proceeded to tell us, that when he hit his head on the tombstone, all he could see was the Pokémon battle screen, pic related
>the only things he could do, were attack, and ask what time it was
>apparently he was fighting a Russian streaker
>Mfw I was a Russian streaker

Bump

Plastic bag in a glass jar. Smell won't get out and usually enough room to fit a small pipe and maybe a grinder in there too. I used to do that when I was living with my bio dad, brought it in and out of the house with no issue

nice story dude, happy smoking. I was done like an hour ago... 6 am here

Op here, I’m just taking these new wax pills I made, pretty strong but I need to definitely make them stronger next batch. Happy toking all.