You didn’t pay much attention when reports of a strange new virus started showing up on the news. You also called the previous owners of your home crazy for burying a fallout shelter in your backyard…
In the beginning, the infection didn’t seem too serious. After all, the symptoms presented were nothing more than a little nausea, dizziness, and diarrhea. However, within three weeks, the first death was confirmed in Los Angeles. That is, if you can truly call it “death.” A few moments after they seem to close their eyes for the last time, they spring back open. The infected appear to be “dead” in almost every medical sense imaginable. No heartrate, no breathing, no measurable brain activity. This “after life” seems almost normal at first; except for the complete absence of an appetite and the fact that they seem unable to use or understand written or spoken language. Unfortunately, their mental wellness deteriorates rapidly. Within a week, they do not recognize their own friends and family and behave more irrationally by the day. Within a month, their behavior turns completely aggressive and they develop an insatiable hunger for human flesh.
Once the news reported that 15% of the country’s population was infected, you began stocking the fallout shelter with food and drinking water while the grocery stores were still well stocked. The government shut down public transportation after the second week of the outbreak in a quarantine effort, so your wife was unable to return from visiting her relatives on the west coast (You live in the suburbs of Philadelphia, PA). After a month had passed and reports of cannibalism became widespread, you retreated to the bunker and haven’t emerged since. You have spent two months inside of your sanctuary at this point. You are out of water and have only a few cans of food left, so you decide that you have no choice but to venture outside and scavenge for supplies.
Elijah Rodriguez
You gather up 2 cans of soup, an 8 inch fixed-blade knife, an empty canteen, and a baseball bat. There are more still supplies in the bunker you haven’t taken inventory of. Upon emerging from the shelter, everything seems quiet; no movement or sounds aside from birds chirping and the breeze blowing through the trees. It is about noon sometime in the middle of May, so you have quite a few hours of daylight and don’t need to worry about cold weather any time soon. Your house is in the middle of a cul-de-sac, with 2 houses surrounding you on either side. There is also an extensive suburban neighborhood surrounding the cul-de-sac. About a mile from your home, there is a shopping center that includes a grocery store, a hardware store, a Burger King, an ice cream shop, and a few other smaller shops you’ve never really noticed before. There is a high school 2 miles away, the police barracks 6 miles away, an airport 20 miles away, and a prison 24 miles away. You see your SUV untouched in the driveway, with your keys in your pocket.
Posts ending in 2, 7, or dubs decides what you do. You have resolved that suicide is not an option. Posts ending in 27 trigger a good luck bonus. Posts ending in 72 trigger a bad luck penalty. Any post is entitled to more information (within reason).
Luis Fisher
check the nearest house
Thomas King
Being in the center of the cul-de-sac, your two closest neighbors are pretty much equidistant. So you go to check on your neighbor Jim’s house. You know he is an avid hunter, so you suspect he might have guns, knives, camping equipment, and other useful stuff in his home. As you approach his front door you hear banging inside. Startled, you slump down under the front window to hide. The movement inside continues.
Next post ending in 5, 6, or dubs decides what you do. You have resolved that suicide is not an option. Next post ending in 56 triggers a good luck bonus. Next post ending in 65 triggers a bad luck penalty. Any post is entitled to more information (within reason).
Xavier Clark
Peek through the window, looking for anything alive. If there's anything dangerous inside, attempt to lure it outside without it noticing you
Gavin Edwards
Bang on the door to see what happens
Nicholas Reed
use the bat to bang on the door
Dominic Davis
Op sucks dicks.
James Stewart
Good luck bonus: dog follower
You look through the window and see Jim's German Shepherd named Stogie sitting there. He seems excited to see you as he perks up and heads toward the door. His door is unlocked, so you step right in. The dog jumps all over you, excited to see another human. As you pet him, you notice that he is skin and bones. Jim's kitchen is right near the entrance, and you see a full bag of dog food in an open cupboard beyond Stogie's reach. You pour him a bowl of food and he starts devouring it. You wonder how Stogie managed to survive all this time couped up in the house with no food. At this point, you hear a sinister hissing coming from the basement. Stogie stops eating and growls at the door leading to the basement.
Being in the center of the cul-de-sac, your two closest neighbors are pretty much equidistant. So you go to check on your neighbor Jim’s house. You know he is an avid hunter, so you suspect he might have guns, knives, camping equipment, and other useful stuff in his home. As you approach his front door you hear banging inside. Startled, you slump down under the front window to hide. The movement inside continues.
Next post ending in 1, 3, or dubs decides what you do. You have resolved that suicide is not an option. Next post ending in 13 triggers a good luck bonus. Next post ending in 31 triggers a bad luck penalty. Any post is entitled to more information (within reason).
Elijah Wilson
Do i have any kind of weapon? A knife?
Noah Hernandez
Whip out dick and pee on the window
Ian Thomas
From the second post, you have 2 cans of soup, an 8 inch fixed-blade knife, an empty canteen, and a baseball bat you salvaged from the fallout shelter. More inventory still left inside the shelter. You also now have a German Shepherd dog as a companion.
Wyatt Gomez
Fuck Stogie
Logan Anderson
Take a knife in the kitchen, get ready for combat and open the basement door, letting the dog go first.
Joshua Myers
Board up the door to the basement and check the rest of the house for guns and ammo.
Bentley Phillips
Upon hearing the hissing from the basement, you nearly piss yourself. So you whip out your dick and begin pissing on the window you were just looking into. Your bladder is now empty and feel more confident about making your next move.
Next post ending in 2, 9, or dubs decides what you do. You have resolved that suicide is not an option. Next post ending in 29 triggers a good luck bonus. Next post ending in 92 triggers a bad luck penalty. Any post is entitled to more information (within reason).
David Fisher
Fuck Stogie's ass
Ian Perez
Did not read before posting . I´ll use my regular knife if the kitchen doesn´t have one.
Evan Cox
Go to the bathroom and take a nice dump
Tyler Johnson
Board up the window and check the goddamn house for guns and ammo.
Parker Campbell
Slather peanut butter on your dick and show it to Stogie
Ryder Young
Answer me, OP!
Carter Martin
Shit I meant door
Michael Flores
I got 2 and 9 so overrule counts
Daniel Gonzalez
Kek. Thanks OP, made my day.
Nolan Ortiz
Wait, so before the infection, i survived in Philadelphia? Too unrealistic.
Owen Lewis
OP is fag, won't continue
Grayson Green
Yeh, just when this shit was getting kinda interesting
Bentley Perry
You rip up all the kitchen cupboards and parts of the hardwood floor to board up the door of the house. Stogie continues to growl at the door to the basement. You search the house and manage to find a slingshot which you place in your backpack carrying your other supplies. Unfortunately, you find no other weapons except for the additional knives in the kitchen. You're fairly sure Jim keeps his gun safe in the basement.
You decide to overcome your fear and head down to the basement. Stogie fallows you downstairs reluctantly. As you reach the bottom of the steps, you find Jim hanging from the ceiling, turned into a zombie. He must have hung himself once he realized he was infected. He must have committed suicide recently since there was not much decomposition on his body, explaining how Stogie was still alive. You shove your knife through his eye to show mercy. You turn to the corner of his basement, and find his gun safe wide open. Inside, you find three rifles with a total of 100 rounds. Nice!
Next post ending in 3, 8, or dubs decides what you do. You have resolved that suicide is not an option. Next post ending in 38 triggers a good luck bonus. Next post ending in 83 triggers a bad luck penalty. Any post is entitled to more information (within reason).
Dominic Lopez
The suburbs surrounding Philadelphia, inside of an underground fallout shelter stocked with food and water.
Eli White
Have a threesome with Jim and Stogie
Isaac Gray
Snag the loot and haul ass to base. Afterwards, grab bike and pedal it to the nearest convenience store.
Leo Hughes
Go to the other house for supplies.
Ryder Ramirez
Go to the nearest house for supplies.
John Taylor
Stogie begins sniffing Jim's corpse, no doubt still hungry for real fresh meat after being hungry for so long. His primitive nature kicks in and Stogie begins humping Jim. After spending 2 months underground with no human contact, you are aroused by this sight. Fuck it, your wife's on the other side of the country and it's the end of the world anyway. As Stogie humps away, you mount him and forcibly shove your cock inside his asshole. He yelps but continues humping away at Jim. You manage to get close enough to Jim's dead, rotting face to give him a kiss and suck his gang green nipples. This sensation causes you to bust inside Stogie's ass. You unmount Stogie and slump into the corner of the basement, in disbelief with what you have done. Stogie sits there licking your jizz out of his asshole.
Next post ending in 2, 9, or dubs decides what you do. You have resolved that suicide is not an option. Next post ending in 29 triggers a good luck bonus. Next post ending in 92 triggers a bad luck penalty. Any post is entitled to more information (within reason).
Joseph Price
Take supplies and dog. Then go to nearest house.
Jack Flores
head to the grocery store
Jose Martin
Oh I am awaiting this....
Dylan Martinez
Quaaaaadddsssss
Logan Morgan
You forget the horrid incident that just took place and take Stogie, the loot and the sams club bag of dog food to base. Then save your progress.
Jacob Green
Come on, OP!
Anthony Hernandez
Kiss Stogie in the mouth and go to the nearest house
Matthew Hernandez
Shit on the ground and start eating it.
Lincoln Peterson
Lube up stogies thicc dog ass
Ayden Ward
Checked!
You decide your threesome with a dog and a rotting corpse is nothing to dwell upon under these apocalyptic circumstances. You get up from the corner, take Jim's guns and ammo, and call Stogie to follow you. You pry off the barricade you made on the front door of Jim's house and head toward the next house on this side of the cul-de-sac: Brian and Carol's house. A young couple in their late 20's who recently had a baby. As you approach their house, you hear nothing suspicious, so you try to open their door. It is unlocked. The foyer is dark. You see their kitchen to the right, a door to your left, and a dark hallway straight ahead.
Next post ending in 9, 7, or dubs decides what you do. You have resolved that suicide is not an option. Next post ending in 97 triggers a good luck bonus. Next post ending in 79 triggers a bad luck penalty. Any post is entitled to more information (within reason).
Alexander Price
Liquid projectile shit all over the door
Andrew Brown
sweep the house for creatures, then search for food
Mason Bell
Raid their fridge
Brandon Myers
Bang on the doorway to lure out any undead and fuck stogie again
Jordan Stewart
Speak dog to Stogie and ask him if he smells a zombie
Jackson Diaz
CHECK IT.
Colton Johnson
You find that your diet of canned food and traumatic experience of combined necrophilia and bestiality may have taken more of a toll than expected. Faced with this stressful situation deciding what to do next, you hear a rumbling deep in your bowels. You barely manage to take your pants off when the shit starts streaming out of your asshole like a geyser. It almost completely covers the door to your left and you see some get on Stogie's back as well. He whimpers and runs off into the darkness of the house. The projectile shit comes out with such force that it brings you to your knees and you lose consciousness.
As you come to, you see the silhouette of a small baby in the hallway straight ahead.
Next post ending in 6, 4, or dubs decides what you do. You have resolved that suicide is not an option. Next post ending in 64 triggers a good luck bonus. Next post ending in 46 triggers a bad luck penalty. Any post is entitled to more information (within reason).
Anthony Roberts
investigate the baby. assume it's hostile
Bentley Phillips
Start licking up the shit
Michael Watson
Look at the baby, if it's a zombie break his head with the baseball bat, if it's not a zombie take him with you (then find Stogie and have another threesome).
Christian Garcia
Checked, but unfortunately beat you to it since 7 and 9 were considered equal to dubs/greater for this next move.
Anthony Campbell
Point gun at baby. If infected, shoot.
Kevin Perez
Punt that fucking baby out a window, slipping on your shit while doing so.
Kayden Richardson
Oh my fucking god...
Angel Martin
what types of guns are they
Jace Lewis
Treat baby as hostile. Close in slowly with gun equiped while checking for surroundings.
Samuel Turner
Raise baby to be the ultimate zombie/stink minority killer
Christopher Ross
Reroll
Jackson Harris
Holy shit this thread is fun, Sup Forums should play D&D style of rpg more often
Nathaniel Richardson
What about replies like this OP? Does it make you follow the post quoted by it?
Lucas Jenkins
start singing alabama nigger at the top of my lungs
Isaiah Martin
You just played dnd didnt u?
Chase Howard
>DnD style rpg
Wyatt Russell
Reroll again
Austin Rogers
rerol
Ryan Martin
this
Parker Howard
rolling
Lincoln Flores
Yell I hate undead niggers coming into our country eating our people
Matthew Kelly
TRIPS GET >find stereo and start blasting
Bentley Watson
You guys are relentless
Nolan Bennett
Yell at the top of my lungs "SKRATTAR DU FöRLORAR DU MANNEN"
Alexander Taylor
REROLL.
Ayden Lopez
...
Adrian Hughes
Pewdiefag, this is not reddit
Jose Williams
again
Chase White
Disoriented, you find the smell of your feces similar to that of taco bell chili. Since you're famished, you begin licking it off the floor. Although it makes you gag nearly to the point of vomiting, you continue. You do not notice the silhouette of the baby inching closer towards you.
As you continue feasting upon your shit, the baby stands up and begins running at you full sprint. You look up and just notice the baby about to lunge at you as Stogie steps back in and tackles it. After a brief struggle, Stogie crushes the baby's head. Judging by the decomposition, it had begun its afterlife quite some time ago. You begin to come to your senses and open up one of your two cans of food and eat that instead.
You raid the kitchen and find an additional 2 cans of food, and also some more knives which you disregard since your fixed-blade is already much more deadly. Not much other loot in the house other than a picture of the baby before it turned, which you placed inside your pocket.
You leave the house and plan your next move.
Next post ending in 4, 7, or dubs decides what you do. You have resolved that suicide is not an option. Next post ending in 47 triggers a good luck bonus. Next post ending in 74 triggers a bad luck penalty. Any post is entitled to more information (within reason).
Josiah Barnes
...
Luis Jenkins
Shit all over the place and start licking it up again
Alexander Jackson
FUCK, ok im done now OP
Ayden Brown
Explore the other rooms for shit
Carter Gutierrez
Go back to store supplies in shelter, then start my journey towards the nearest convenience store.
James Howard
Ponder back on your old life
Christopher Robinson
Find a female dog, make it fuck with Stogie, create an army of anti-zombies dogs
Daniel Butler
Basically, the first person to get dubs/greater or one of the two numbers at the end of their post get the final decision on my most recent post. If someone makes a reply to a post suggesting the next move and THEIR post ends in one of these things, then that counts.
Anything after that will be essentially disregarded until I open things up for the next move.
Colton Cook
So many pre-teen faggots here. You honestly have to be under 10 or Seth McFarlane to find these stupid scat jokes funny. I'll get us back on track.
Connor Hughes
Fuck the baby's dead body, and begin the journey to that Burger King. You really want that sweet Whopper combo.
Luke Wright
Rollin'
Hudson Adams
Poster seems to be a little behind. Brian and Carol's house has been searched thoroughly already. However, we can look again. You find some bandages which might come in handy later. Still standing outside their door. I'll leave things open for the next post ending in dubs, 4, or 7.
William Rodriguez
Tuns supha sayian
Cooper Clark
Wake up and realize it was all just a bad dream
Jayden Martinez
Walk around the culdesac to find a bike.
Anthony Brown
This
Brayden Walker
Go to the supermarket, loot important shit like food & water
Noah Diaz
Alright. Get ready to roll. I want the dog and I to go out towards the city proper in search of water. We are now armed, locked and loaded. It's time to find some water before the sun goes down.