He doesnt fuck to music

>he doesnt fuck to music
>he can't move to the beat during
lmao'ing @ your life

anyway post god tier sex tracks
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>virgin bait thread 2341

youtu.be/li5mXnHyg9w

youtube.com/watch?v=44nDLsVeqbE

i've been fucking to these a lot over the past year

Who are these people wtf

average club girls

legs too big wouldn't copulate with

3/10

correct?

Ur gay
Do you sleep with mudrone tumblrinas?

Girl on the left is average at best, but around those two goblins she's a bit above average.

lol fuck off you pretentious knob

I fucked to Fripp & Eno ambient albums. Very comfy.

You guys acting as if you're too good for these girls when half of you look like this guy

i made out with a girl to the sounds of vespertine and the rain outside our window
that was great

>having sex
>at all

literally a waste of time and money, i'm not a degenerate and girls are not worth the diseases they carry

>he fucks to music
>he is presumably over the age of 18

it costs no money to have sex retard....

> Fucking to Prurient

>sitting
>at all
literally a waste of time and money. i'm not a degenerate and sitting is not worth the cancer strains it causes

>using internet
>at all
literally a waste of time and money. i'm not a degenerate and the internet is not worth the autism it carries

>failing for bait
>at all
literally a waste of time and money. i'm not a degenerate and bait is not worth the embarrassment it carries

Matthew Dear Black City

>condoms
>going out on dates
>food
>water
>gas
>electricity

>the internet is not worth the autism it carries
yes it is

>people ITT actually expect ANYONE to believe they're not virgins
lol

>implying you need any of these to get laid
lmaoing @ ur life virgin

>GOAT album to fuck to coming thru

You're clearly the virgin here. Women drain resources like you wouldn't believe

>you're about to nut and Seamus starts

The only thing women drain is my balls. Maybe you're just a NERDFAG.

>he doesnt fuck to music
i don't fuck at all these days
>he can't move to the beat during
but come on rhythmic pumping at a single bpm for an entire song??!!? i hope thats not what you mean

>he doesnt fuck to music
No, that's fucking weird. Reminds me of people who have music playing in their car non-stop because they're afraid they might think for a second in a moment of silence.

Started sex with those 3 in the background recently
youtube.com/watch?v=XCauwgKfu6E
youtube.com/watch?v=CIpyBeBpC74
youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6G7qwjom4

my gf does go on Sup Forums and tumblr occasionally

how am i pretentious, i just did what the op said

the more ambient tracks on the album like the first one are great, it's not our most played album but its a good one

>electricity

found the dudes with no rhythm

the virgin excuse

>electricity
>water

If any of those girls were my daughter i'd be a fucking miserable parent. Nevertheless, and given the opportunity, I'd lick the dewy sap produced by one of those tired ass, used and abused throbbing vagines without batting an eye, all while most definitely catching the foul venereal disease some Chad had dicked into that promiscuous nymphet when she lost her virginity at age 12.

This is the only acceptable song to fuck to

youtube.com/watch?v=oB3LPKRKtvQ

dis

I fucked to Danzig-Danzing and Porno for Pyros- Good God's Urges back when I had a QT gf. gotta say they're both prime boinkin music.

OMG you totally got me!

back to /r9k/

>not fucking to Jimi Hendrix

The only music I've ever fucked to is Chad Vangaalen - Diaper Island. It was a weird experience to be slapping my girlfriend up calling her a dirty slut and spitting in her face and telling her to beg for my dick when Wandering Spirits was playing the background.

I usually just have the TV on.

It's so good it just makes sense

At the same time

>fucking to Steve Reich

kek

we met at a steve reich concert too, so it's close to us. it's a pretty good album for it

>girls
>music
Pick one.

it's cool, we listen to mostly the same music

...

>cum 400% harder

I have literally NEVER fucked a girl.

what about a boy?

Those are the type of girls to have the ant trail tummy hair. I like it.

same

One day youll jerk yourself until you have ED and wish one of these girls would give you a blowjob as a joke in front of their friends while they laugh as you cum really fast

>when im fuckin goth bitches like the smiths or something related
>when im fuckin black girls - youtube.com/watch?v=yotCw66_G1g or youtube.com/watch?v=nC9dQOnUyao
>when fuckin anybody else, i mean, who the fuck listens to music while fucking? shits annoying

have you been with a girl?

I've got about 30 minutes of sex tape with my ex with the end of wish you were here/the beginning of animals playing in the background

>condoms

GF is on birth control I haven't used a condom in years, they fucking suck especially if you're uncircumcised

>going out on dates

Find a real woman and not a blood sucking leech. The best dates I've had were walking to the park for free

>food water gas electricity

Yes those are all things you need to survive if you're not a Beta NEET loser.

lol i actually do this non-stop music in my car i feel attacked ;/

wtf this racist as shjit

I don't fuck to music, I don't fuck at all. Casual sex is reserved for sexually attractive people not goofy looking autistic poorfag manlet twink stem majors.

rap music gets women wet. especially music about big ass and twerking.

Andy Stott
youtube.com/watch?v=-aGEmhzQFr8

This is my go-to track and it lasts as long as I do which is great
youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s

youtube.com/watch?v=u3Cl6iZF0ZE

youtube.com/watch?v=LunHybOKIjU

Please, continue

i dont fuck anyone

I know

this is funny but also unironically a great list of music. some of my fav albums of the last few years on here

except wildflower. that shit sucked

i put merzxiu on the list, but i don't really think it's that great an album, i like it for this purpose, but it's nothing too special, i like all the others though

...

yeah, i feel you, i added bitches brew to mine for the same reason

If you have sex you honestly don't belong on this website. Piss off reddit.

it's 2017 everyone has sex dawg

>virgin neckbeard detected

having sex to the bird seed title track omg

r/gatekeeping

lmao

where's yours?

I don't fuck off.
People who have sex are normalfags, therefore their tastes are inferior. Virgins and NEETs unironically have better taste in art because they have the time and willpower to properly cultivate it while your chasing mindless hedonism and keeping up with top 40 pop culture.
>actually knowing subreddits
Proof. fuck off.

this

those who don't have sex are more introverted therefore they're more creative

The only chick in that picture that's halfway decent looking is the one on the far left, and I can guarantee you they're vapid as fuck and don't give two shits about you unless you're interesting, can supply them drugs, or have some kind of status they want to be associated with. Seen it, been there, done it more times than I'd like to admit.

They usually have shit taste in music and aren't worth having in your life.

if you're smart and capable (and attractive), it's pretty easy to do all of these things. doing things other than staying in your room all day exposes you to more experiences, which increases your depth of emotional and, often, artistic feeling. here's the (You), tho i do know this is bait.

>People who have sex are normalfags, therefore their tastes are inferior. Virgins and NEETs unironically have better taste in art because they have the time and willpower to properly cultivate it while your chasing mindless hedonism and keeping up with top 40 pop culture.
>those who don't have sex are more introverted therefore they're more creative

what kind of girl are you talking about when you say they usually have shit taste?

bro it's not like i put in all this effort to have sex that could better be spent listening to or making music

Lol, sex to Filth

Let's be real, if you're focusing on the music during sex maybe you're a little weird and you should be focusing on the sex

The sluts pictured. Any girl you meet at a club particularly. It's worth noting that if you're good at talking to women at all that you go to clubs when you want to practice approaching women a lot, bars if you want to get laid.

When you're "good" at talking and banging women and get tired of the vapid losers you find at clubs/bars (Unless you're wealthy enough to encounter high quality sluts at venues and exclusive events and such) you should look to looking for a girlfriend elsewhere such as on the bus, at the library, coffee shop, or local dining music scene.

Staying in your room is the way to discover new music except other than maybe going to shows. I'd trust some NEET who doesn't leave the house to find interesting music over some 9/10 supermodel girl totally smiley and plugged into mainstream media. That girl has more sex than the NEET for sure, but her taste is just going to be top 40 pop, same goes for popular joe.

And I am not attractive, so I don't have sex. It's not my choice or fault, it's my parents/genetics fault and the women's choice. I don't care, it's not a part of my life, I'm just here because I'm bored and these threads pollute Sup Forums.

You could be trying to write a song instead of a text to some thot

More like OP for the love of everything

you could say that about literally any activity, why are you singling out this one?

You don't have to be handsome to get laid. Your real reason for not getting laid is completely in your defeatist outlook. Try being secure in yourself and your interests and learning how to say hello to women casually and you'll probably find some girl to take your V card and you'll learn how to talk to women.

Now stop crying you fucking faggot.

2,1,3

i just usually treat these threads like the kpop and grimes threads and ignore them, but these are definitely more relatable and less toxic than those usually are.

also yeah, but theres a middle ground where you can just be a normal person who does things and has sex and also knows a fuckton about music. i tend to trust people with diverse interests but a few specific passions the most, because it suggests to me that their preferences within those passions are standout; they don't have time to just sit in their room and listen to modal jazz. in general, tho, i just base my taste trust in the persons actual taste and expressed interest in music, i dont need them to be overweight or ugly to cement their music tastes. they arent related.