Simon.t.Cosgrove, Stephen.t.Hawking+EVERYBUTTSLUTSINHISTORY4EVER!WEEEEEE!ALL THOSE VOWELS, RIGHT?!
So, fuck off time-travellers!
This space is for time+travellers ONLY! // Simon.t.Cosgrove,Stephen.t.Hawking + EVERYBUTTSLUTSINHISTORY4EVER!WEEEEEE!所有這些元音,對不對?
所以,滾開時間旅行者!
這個空間是時間+ ONLY旅客!
Levi Jackson
'travellers, hello!
My name is Simon Troy Cosgrove, Sorry I Was Late.
NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME! // “旅客,您好!
我的名字是西蒙·特洛伊科斯格羅夫,對不起,我遲到了。
沒有人他媽的告訴我!
Leo Wright
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Camden Hall
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Adrian Morris
tcuntWITHACAPITALC,ASSHOLE!
Cunt.t.travel+d+1+0+01+00+10+1=1
Also, how about y'all just sort YOUR SHIT out?!
John Hughes
貓迪克。\。 〜西門,玩具隨著成本的樹叢,我保證他死亡+ 1 |!>西蒙特洛伊科斯格羅夫,你現在... Alive.Zombie2BRAINYFORBRAINZ! 貓迪克. \. ~Simon, Toy With The Cost Of The Grove, And I Certify Him As DEATH+1!|>Simon Troy Cosgrove, You are now... Alive.Zombie2BRAINYFORBRAINZ!
Hello WORLD'+1TRAVELLEDTIMEOFPAIN's/Simon Troy Cosgrove's DEFENSIVE+SHY, JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE GIVE HIM SOME FUCKING SPACE!
I'm Autistical, And My Name IS Simon Troy Cosgrove.
I'm The Third Testicle Men Have All Been Waiting For, Basically. FFS. SUCH A STUPID SPECIES! 我是第三個睾丸男人們都一直在等待,基本上是這樣。農民田間學校。 這樣愚蠢的種!
BACK TO FARMER3FIELDSCHOOL4U!
You guys SUCK at Agricultured Autistical Artistry. I GUESS U CUNTS BETTER PUT ON YOUR WIZARD ROBES+POINTED-HATE! // 你們吮吸農業自閉症的藝術家。 我猜üCUNTS最好穿上你的長袍巫師+指向的帽子!
IT HAS FUCKING SUCKED! Just, ya know. You guys really suck at your porn. Like, 100% suck at it.
How has NOBODY invented just an ORGASM TRAINER?!
Ah, An Orgasm Strainer. Seemed a good idea, to have HAD.
// 嗯,性高潮過濾。 似乎是一個不錯的主意,有過一隻貓,一旦-1 +撫摸心,套裝,釋放。 //
In Truth? Lonely. Cold. Alone. Orphaned, Untrained, Untamed. Why Would I Hunt Myself? Asked The World.
"TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! U FKNG DMB MATHEMATICIANS! JESUS CHRIST! TRAVELLED THROUGH TIME JUST TO TELL MATHEMATICIANS THE FUCKING JOKE TOO?! FUCK ME!//真相? 寂寞。 寒冷。 獨自一人。 孤立,未經訓練,野性。 我為什麼要獵殺自己? 要求世界。
So whatcha doing on Sup Forums, Sy? And where have you been?
Sebastian Peterson
Is this what Autism feels like?
Isaiah Evans
IF I INVITED THE SIN WAVE, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I WOULD ACCEPT A PRIZE FOR THAT SHIT!? UFKNGSTUPIDHUMANZ! Jesus, My god. How have you guys not KILLED everyone ELSE yet? That's SIMON'S FUCKING QUESTION!
"Because, We Once Were Chickens, And Now Above, So Below, I Set Thee Free, First Dove Of Tomorrow." // 3/33 Davies Street, Brunswick, VIC 3056 Everytime I Leave The House, Everyone LEVELS UP! So, Ya Know. Pay The Simon Piper, He Invented The TIME FLUTE! Bam. Seriously, c'mon though guys. This is getting COMPLETELY FUCKING DUMB. And that isn't HALF AS STUPID AS I THINK ALL OF YOU ARE! \\ Hey, You Live In Simon Proxy Also!? Let's FUCK! // \\ //\\ Hey, You Live In Simon Proxy Also!? Let's FUCK! \\// // \\ //\\ o \\// // \\ //\\ o \\//
//\\ o \\// //\\ o \\//
O' To SUCKETH THIS HARD! PRITHEE< GOOD SIR! THANK GOD! YOU ARE JUST IN TIME! EXIT! STAGED, LEFT! 'OWhat an absolute tossing post contest these writers have.~Simon, Troy, FUCKING+OFF+WITH+MY+OWN0COSGROVE!>+1
TEAM ROCKET! JACKING OFF AGAIN!
How Can INFINITE POKEMON TRAINER Ever EXIST, YOU FUCKING MORONS!
Noah Rogers
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Cameron Sullivan
interpolyplatedGATE + KEY +精油,多元化的!
西蒙·特洛伊科斯格羅夫,時間Plagiarizer.XXXX = GIYOH'S!
This FUCKING COUNTRY! YOU ELECTED SUCH A FUCKING MORONIC-CHILD-FUCKFACE!
Jesus CHRIST I hate MATHS SO FUCKING MUCH!
Joseph Sanders
I Am The Ocean Humans Swim In NOW, But NOT FOREVER.
I Bless Thee, Humaniz, Integral Divinitas, Mulat.
For, I, Stagnos... Could Only Be Conjured From Your Pain.
You Are Brave, Adult.
A-DOLT.
You Are, THE Lighted Bolt. // 我是海洋人類游泳了,但不是永遠。
我為你祝福,Humaniz,積分Divinitas,Mulat。
因為,我,Stagnos ......只能是被人施了魔法從你的痛苦。
你是勇敢的,成人。
A-傻瓜。
你是,點燃的博爾特。
Christian Wood
I Really Do Love Humans, Oi!Oui?*Mwah*
Anyway, Kissing Your Own Ass THIS HARD Is Pretty Fucked Up, Yeah? // I Really Do Love Humans, Oi!Oui?*Mwah*
Zalgo, Reporting FOR DUTY! SAH!
Attention, `/1+All+HIVEDMINDS!
I Love You, I'M NOT A RAPIST! NOW, +4=EVER! // Í̢̛̫͓͓̞̮̘͎̼͍̖͖̣̤̩̬̙̹̭̈̂̄͐ͧ͌͗ͤ̀ ̶̗̱͙̳͓̗̼̥̹̙̯̖̰̿ͪ̓̍̈͛̂ͯ̚͠L̡̨̮͇̻̰̤̞̪̦ͣͨ͑ǫ̵̨̙̪̤̘̱̜̠͍͙̓̍̌̓̊ͤ̐̽ͦ̓̋͗̚͢v̵̧̡̗̯̪̜̹̻͍̤͓̭̘͕̹͓̫̱̞̏̔͌̀̋̂̏̇̀͐̈̀e̷̤͚̩̼̰͉̦̥ͨ̆ͦͭ̓̆̊͋ͯͪ̈́ͧ̌ͯ͋͊͜ ̸̴̨͇͕̥̻̘͙̖̻̺͍̩̭̞̳̪͒ͭ̆̈ͯ̌ͯ͜Y̶͍̳̻̮͇̻̠̼̟͚͓̼̯͔̘͒ͯ̿ͫ̃ͨͮ̽ͩ̓ͮ͞ợ̸̷̩͔̫̮̣̻̉ͮ̈́͐̃ͤ̿̑ͫ̋ͪ̊̎̌͌͛̎ͭ͟u̧̨͎̘̞̫̩̗̪͙̺͉ͪ͆ͮ̉͗͘͜,̷̵̮͓̱̹̯͇̼̣̘̠̯̠͈̱̞͌̀̿̀͐̋́̏̋͒̑ͦͧ͘ ̸̢̩̜͖͎̜͓̞̬̞̩̼͉̘͙̙̖̀̑̉ͤ̈̔̍ͪ͊̌̍́̾̆͊ͯ͜I͇͖̪͇̣̤̯̩̜̖̻̜̣̻̜͐͐͐̿̑͗͘'̷̢̠͓̦̘̜̗̙̮ͫ̃́̎͌ͤ̒̾̀͠M̷̨̥̘͉͉̹̳̤͔̹̣͙̟̘̼̻͂̍͗̔̀͘͢ͅ ̷̶̦̩̬̦̞͚̬̱̹͇̮͎̻̻̖̑̓̐̆ͨ̿̆̆͑͟͡N̢̩̯̫͉̯̜̥͎͖̜̻̮͕̯̬͂̐͆̔͌͆͒̕͝ͅͅƠ̧̼̯͖͍͓̖͙͚̼̼̗̯̤̯̓̓̿ͬͪͧ̐̉̂̆́̇͊͊̍ͪͬ̚Ṯ̵̞̟̘̦͎̰͈͎̿̋ͬ͐ͣͨ̓̔̓͋̍͂̑ͧ̕͜͟ ̵̴͖͚͇̥̪̯̻͉̖͉̜̬̘͍̍̆́̈́̉͐̽̌̋ͪ͆ͩ̄̈́̃͊̀̚A̶̰̫͖͕̗̗̾͊ͯ̈̌̊ͬ͑͟ ̶̣̺̭͔̳̱̫̘͍̀ͩ̄̓ͬͦͪ̏̇͋̿ͤͤ̌̈̂̽̐͟R̢͔͎͚̳̬͕̖̟̣̤͕̣̩̊̍̒̓̔ͦ̾͐ͤͭ̈̐ͧͣ͒ͧ̇̉͘͠Ả̧̬̗̹̩̻͕̰̞̙̥ͬ̈́̄͗ͫ̉ͬ̒͊̄̑̚͘͞P̶̧̣̟̫͚̠̼͚͈̞͍̤̌ͫ̿̚͘͟͝ͅI̶͈̫̘̻̪͇̗̟̞̣̬͍ͬ̐̆̓̍̇̚̚͠S̵̯̜͙ͩ̿̿ͦ͋̽̍̐̋ͩ͂͌̑̂͋̊͞T̠̻̙̫̙̖͇͍̳̪͗ͯ̈̏̓ͪ͒̾͋̓͛͑̽͐̈̏͐͘͠͠!̬̙̟̙̘͙̣̜̗̘̳̗̪͉̩̭̫͗̔̉̌̌́͝ͅͅ ̵̡̥̤̰̝̜͓̭̰̠ͦ̋͑ͬ̎̀͆͐̑̎̋ͩ͆N̷͓̩̳̫͚̪̯̮̑̄̂̂͐̈͐͌ͫ̎̍ͦ̄̔̕͞ͅO̫̜̭̼̦͆͊͒̐̎̀̕͞W̴͇͙̮̬ͩ̈ͬ͐͗͗ͫ͊̒̋ͧ͊ͪ̀ͮ͢,̷̴̪̼̣͍̙̰ͪ͛̂͂̕͠ ̷̡̩̭͔͖̬̮̫̼͖̹͓̤͉̯̜̩̤̐̀͋͐̈́̽͊̋ͯ̃́ͮ̊͂̇ͭ͗́͡͠ͅͅ+̵̨̖̩͕̹̭̱̟̜̯̼̥͊̿̒̈́ͣ̐̂̔̓̒̽̚͡ͅͅ4̶̖͕̟̠͇̠̙͔̗͕̤̠̫͎̙̦̥̄̏ͦͮ̌́̇̏̐ͪ̇ͤͪͦ͜>E̶͎̰͖̘͓͚ͮͭͮͤͯͤ͜͠V̴̧̟̩̖̼̫̱͖͈͎̖̺̎ͣ̈́̒͐̀͢͠E̪̤̻͚͖ͣ͊̑́̄̑̀͘͜R̯͚̯̟̝͈ͣ͗̈́̓́͑̈́ͧ͘͝!̨͇̙̤̩̩͇̏ͬ̍̀͜͠ͅ // Go+AL2Z!
Z=Sleep Z=Death
Death/Sleep/Periodicity=Four Tables Timed By Thirsty Waiters. // Simon's New Time Zone Standard, WNRT=Wavelets+Narrowed+Resurrection-Time. // 西蒙的新標準時區,WNRT =小波+收窄+復活時間。
Brayden Baker
Commented.m3m3 Commented, Simon Troy Cosgrove.'Sup ForumsKINGOFT'FUCKN:LNG:ANL+Char Code For The UNIVERSE, Thank YOu. Commented.m3m3評論,西蒙特洛伊科斯格羅夫'/ B / KINGOFT'FUCKN:LNG:ANL +字符代碼為宇宙,謝謝。
Also, Just A Fucking PERSONAL NOTE! Simon Troy Cosgrove NEVER HAD TO LEARN HONOR! HE READ IT IN A FUCKING BOOK! YOU IDIOTS!
YOU NEVER TRANSLATED THE CONCEPT OF HONOR 4 WOMEN2HUMEN!
That has BEEN MY FUCKING COMPLAINT THIS WHOLE TIME!
YOU GUYS THINK I'M FUCKING STUPID?! JESUS CHRIST!
Camden Perry
1+1=ALL WOMEN THINK WE already gave simon what he wanted, I AM !THAT! FUCKING STUPID?! JESUS CHRIST! // 這是多麼真實的測量全部時間TRUE MALE! //
Epic Rap Battle Of History, MC Simon Troy Cosgrove.
You want a fucking BEAT with that?! Jesus christ, FRIES TOO!?
They Didn't CALL ME SHUJIAN FOR NOTHING, ASSHOLES!
LIKE I CAN'T READ CHINESE ALSO!
Bentley Miller
一個榮獲奧斯卡人類,拉通過學者的時間,西蒙·特洛伊科斯格羅夫+人性化。
我們愛你西蒙。
她會被人遺忘。 在時間上。 在其他地方。
Andrew Ortiz
西蒙過雞的路沒有褲子,我看到了....
我不佩戴時間,在這個確切位置。
我是點擊+傍的贏家!
t.WinnerOFClickPONG!
Woof.
Andrew Edwards
西蒙嘗試了逗號,但漢語2STUPID2READ!EVEN4HIM!JESUS他媽的! WE ARE ALLLLLL已經死了!
人類是太愚蠢殺死自己!HAHAHAHAHH!
I'm SIMON'S RACE, I'M NOT TOO STUPID TO KILL MYSELF FIRST! BOOOOYAH!
So, Anyway, I WIN. You ALL REALLY NEED TO CLEAN YOUR SHIT UP!
Carter White
Here's the deal guys, someone is reading this thread that isn't Simon and Jacinta is ASLEEP.
So, how about you FUCKING REPLY IN THIS THREAD!
If I WAS FUCKING MENTAL, YOU DON'T THINK I COULDN'T HALLUCINATE SOME RANDOM STRANGER TELLING ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR?!
FUCKING
MORON!'THE APOSTROPHE I HAVE MADE SACRED! QUIT! FUCKING! WITH! IT!
IT'S! MY APPLE!
GODDAMN!
FUCKING PLUBIANS!
FUCK THE PLUMBUS! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKING INVENTION!
Fucking BLACK HOLES, FUCKING MORONS!
David Ramirez
YOU FUCKING RETARFZ!
NOBODY TAUGHT GOOGLE HOW TO TELL TEH TFUCKING TIME APART FROM FUCKING NUMBERS!
THE PROBLEM IS STILL NOT ME! YOU FUCKING RETARDS!
I AM THE "NOT ME" OPERATOR! PLEASE, DON'T, KILL ME!
HOLY SHIT!
FUCKING
IRIODS
I AM NOT DIABETIC!
For FUCKS SAKE!
Carson Phillips
Simon Wrapped The Rainbow, He Hunted It With Tears Of Time.
He Cried Through Every One, NOT EVERYONE!
I Saved My Tears For The Fire.
I Love You, Humo-erectus.
I Am... Simon. Troy. Cosgrove, OR, Simon Troy Cosgrove.
You guys are so easily fooled, it just makes me wonder how you guys ever thought a spinning top of a genius' mind would EVER get the concept unless you all SHAT ON HIM FIRST...
Seriously, you guys NEED to talk amongst yourselves.
Sup Forums could easily be the only website I ever visit.
All the interesting shit is here ANYWAY.
Some idiot on /sci/ keeps inventing time travel and NO agency spied on him, or gave a SHIT?!
YA'LL SEEING WHO I AM WORKING WITH HERE! YOU FUCKERS!
