"Hey user I've been seeing you around and think you are pretty cute"

>"Hey user I've been seeing you around and think you are pretty cute"

Whats the best non-autistic response to this?

Shut up nigger

>implying any woman will ever say that to you
So no need to worry about a response user.

Awkwardly avoid eye contact and claim you have something else to do.
Run and hide in your home regretting every moment of it

I think you're pretty cute too, wanna grab coffee [insert time here]?

Don't be vague. She's obviously into you, be alpha and accept that she is interested in you and take the initiative. She already opened the door, just walk through it and ask if she'd like to meet up just the two of you. Just be casual about it, smile, be sincere and take a shower.

you too??

>thanks

I'd tell the nigger I'm married to my military career and keep walking.

Holy fuck this monkey can talk! Don't you mean 'ooga booga bix nood muh dik'?

>Sorry, but in my free time I like to be a ghost

look at her with a cold, dead expression until she is afraid to ever talk to you again

Coolest monkey in the jungle

tits or gtfo

Oh, really? Thank you very much. I've noticed you too, actually. Did you wanna get a coffee or something?

Life is that easy.

Can I milk your utters, and caress your hooves with my tongue? I can't resist the scent of a nigress mating call.

Wow, thank you, that is so nice of you. Can I buy you a drink. You are very beautiful, you look almost like a white girl but with dark skin.

Probably just stare at her and not say anything.


Man she looks like someone turned the saturation and brightness down

get a job, nigger.

do you want to see my pokemon collection?

Can i enter your temple?

Smile and look her in the eye and as she smiles scream loudly
AAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHHH dirty stink hole dirty stink hole dirty stink hole begone stinky whore filth rape rape rape rape rape mummy!