Here is a foreigner living in Japan, ask anything you like

Here is a foreigner living in Japan, ask anything you like.

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how's teaching english going?

How much do japanese know about germans

i have no idea

i am not teaching English, i am not even a native speaker

How long did it take you to beat the language barrier? If you didn't beat it yet, how does it feel to live among people you can't properly communicate with?

Not op but japs love German shit for some reason. Kinda like how weebs like Japanese stuff.

>Here is a foreigner living in Japan

where is the foreigner? i dont see one. i only see a big red dot.

they think germans are tough in business and fun in izakaya (drinking.)

i once met a girl who thinks Nazi is a different country and has nothing to do with Germany at all.

what's the weirdest sexual thing which seems normal to Japanese people, which you've seen evidence of?

I see thanks.

2 years.
It is funny when my Japanese bad they always tried to speak Japanese, now I am pretty fluent and they all try to speak English.

hahaha,
you were the funniest guy in the class, right? making all the girls cum just making jokes.

they surprise seeing lighter pubic hair and all girls compliment my dick color.

according to them japanese men have dark penis even if they have light skin, some how it is important to have a whiter dick.

men thinks girls eating things with two hands is sexy, i mean get a hard on sexy.

bitte.

>making all the girls cum just making jokes.

it worked on your mother and sister.

>men thinks girls eating things with two hands is sexy, i mean get a hard on sexy.

Wow, go easy J-Bros, so lewd.

my mother passed away and i have no sister, i think you have mistaken me with your brother.

I lived here five, in Tokyo. I wouldn't say its worthy of posting on the internet like its a good thing.

I've been to Japan.
Are you in Mainland or no?

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where are you from? how many chicks did you bang?
Any of those you banged a freak?

as the questions answered user will notice here is not the dreamland.

I live in tokyo

Are you living the dream?

lets say Europe, more than that will give away my identity. i get my share of girls.

i once fucked a deaf girl

uh, i have exactly the same problem. im not fluent yet, though, but came here to learn. whenever i have something i cant tackle in japanese and i try english, they just dont respond. however, when i speak japanese, they respond in english. ends up hilarious when they talk english to me and i talk japanese to them...

>Tokyo dream

>I live in tokyo
where?
im in 目黒

weird, this does NOTHING for me, absolutely nothing.

Do you find J-Girls easy to get into conversations with? Do they seem eager to speak to the foreign guy?

i have no complains but it is just work work work

yes, it is very strange, so mostly i pretend i don't know English and force them to speak Japanese.

i am close to 上野

千葉 reporting in. Dudes staring at your dick at the gym or onsen is pretty normal. Fucking hilarious.

its 50/50, they either think foreigners so cool or they just shun away.

but here is a tip, if she is a English speaker and approached you directly, it means she fucked all the foreigners in 100km rad. so get ready for STDs, shy types are hard to get but worth the effort.

>my mother passed away

did it before she died. was so good.

>but it is clear they are doing it on purpose.

its also clear the rice they are eating will fall apart if not held with both hands moron. you clearly are not familiar with or care about learning their culture. why even bother living there?

yes, it was very annoying at first but get used to it, now i can even hold a conversation butt naked.

well then, thank you for giving her a good time, I appreciate your effort.

Are you and expert in Japanese culture?
so then tell me why only girls of certain age eats like that, but not old women and/or men.

You are an idiot. Not only is Japanese rice extremely sticky, that onigiri is wrapped in seaweed, which holds the rice together even better than normal rice balls.

noted

中野 fag reporting in.

10 years in Japan and how are we this lovely Thursday night?

I remember doing "ask me anything" threads on Sup Forums like 8 or 9 years ago when i first moved here.

some how it is always "how many girls you fucked?"

I'm good. Looking forward to the weekend. Gonna hit the coin laundry (I hate line dried clothes) and grab some kaitenzushi on Saturday. Gonna try to talk the wife into a few hours at a local love hotel... Love watching porn in the bath and fucking at the same time.

One girl.

My wife.

Or Waifu if you want to get all Sup Forums about it.

Now we are married and living the Japanaland dream.

宜fuckingしくお願いします.

>t the same time.

Oh my god I love that too.

It can get pricey but I always go for the 8000円 rooms because there is more space.

The only complaint i have is that the porn takes forever to fast forward with the remote.

My wife and i try to go at least twice a month.

Yeah. No one ever asks, "how many earthquakes made you shit your pants?" Which is a much more interesting question.

The answer is 2. In 5 years living here, 2 earthquakes have made my sphincter lock up.

What's your job then? How did you manage to get a job in Japan? Step by step guide please

The worst one for me was the 3/11 quake.

I thought I was going to die.

And when I got home and saw the news I found that so many people actually did die.

Saddest day of my life.

really? which magnitude? so far i've been through like 5 or close to 5 twice and it was "meh.".

i was in the Disneyland during 3/11, it was terrible.

I can answer this one if you dont want to.

I was on the street in Setagaya-ku.

>two returns between every line

I am Business adviser, i was learning Japanese and planning to return after a few years but a head hunter came and offered a job, I got lucky, find a good wife and here I am.

The trick is following the rules.

Somewhere around 6.3 they start to get worrisome. Anything over a 6.5 or so (if in a tall building) is pretty terrifying. I can sleep through anything below a 5 these days.

>nter came and offered a job

Which headhunting firm approached you?

Go ahead

I was actually back on the USA for that one. Wife was here, though, so I was freaking the fuck out when I woke up and heard about it.

How old are you?
What are you working at? What did you study in order to get this job?

I guess it must be a real thing if you're able to live in Tokyo and have less expenses than the amount of your salary

Are you working as a headhunter?

welp, I have yet to experience anything M6+.

I should also mention that the ones where you feel a "drop" first always get my attention. Left right is not so bad, but up down sets off alarm bells in your guts.

How many times a week you hear indirectly a "get out" by jap men?

i prefer to keep that to my self, but it is a color, f you are familiar with the scene you may guess.

interesting. i noticed the leftright happening second(s) before shaking, but never updown yet.
thanks.
i'm hoping to stay for quite some time, so i might experience that. hopefully nothing risky.

For me (not OP, 千葉user) never. But I'm polite, follow the rules, and am usually wearing a suit (urban camouflage) on weekdays.

Is it invigorating and exciting to be forever alone in a new land? Or would you rather die alone back home?

those fuckers? I will never deal with them again after they screwed over a mate

What kind of retarded ass laws ya got over there?

Where do you post your resume for these Japanese firms to contact you. Also has their work schedule driven you guys insane yet?

late 30ies
business advisor, my education has nothing to do with business it was pure luck and social skills.

lets say i earn good but most of it goes to rent and transport.

nope

earthquakes are no joke, even small ones are freaky, you'll never where it hit, if a tsunami comes or not.

actually, never.

fucking kek i almost feel bad for jgirls, they cant even eat a fucker burger without given some creeper a hard on
>not gonna lie im at hlfchub right now
Also how popular is western food over there?

Ive been to the nagoya correctional department twice to visit a friend of mine who sits out a 4 years sentence for drug related crimes. He and i are from Nigeria so it is a long story. Ask me anything

>"i prefer to keep that to my self"
>Posts on Sup Forums with "ask anything you like."
Back to 2chan with your nippon ass

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What firm are we talking here?

Cant think of one with a color as I am drunk...

why the fuck did you do drug related shit in a country that is well known for hating foreigners and having tough laws for drugs? that seems like an obviously bad idea from the get go

>>Nigeria
not surprised
Wouldn't your friend get deported afterwards?
How much hate do you get from everyone there?

I'm a corporate English teacher (千葉user) and only work 30 hours a week, but get paid full time wages. The schedule is pretty good, but it takes 90 mins to get to work (and another two coming back). The pay is decent and Japan is not as expensive as you might think once you learn to live like a local especially if your company pays for your transport.

I once heard you must have a university degree in order to immigrate. I guess it wasn't true. However it sounds very un-Japanese to hire someone without the right education to the job, even if they are really good at what they do.

what a japanese response, you sure you aren't a native?

How many times have you gotten molested during those rush hours when everyone is packed super tight on the trains? Or how many men did YOU molest?

Not still fucking her rotting corpse. Pfft dam normies.

Are the yellow boys actually small down there or is just bs

You've clearly never eaten おにぎり or seen Japanese rice.

Not OP but got felt up by a middle schooler, she was rubbing her ass all over my crotch. Took herculean effort to not get a chub. Naturally on the saikyosen...

Never molested (if you don't count grabbing my wife's ass on the sly). Got my thigh humped once by an old man who thought it was the ass of the hot girl next to us. I gave him the death look and he got the picture.

Gotta go to bed guys. Up in 7 hours to take that train into Tokyo. おやすみなさい。

Hope you get molested

Were 2 nukes enough?

Are white women fetished there (highly coveted) like Asian women are fetishized on Sup Forums?
How do Japanese men feel about white immigrant women over there?

Nice
Should of taken a creep shot of her

You have it good. I gotta be up in 5 because HR is a pack of assholes and effectively forcing unpaid overtime on us via front loading, rather than evening overtime..

It sounds like they hate you and are trying to be passive aggressive in their responses.

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Jesus Christ I’ve been living in japan for 10 years and it’s nothing special. Tokyo is just as shallow and vapid as any other big city.

J-girls are easy to get but ultimately boring. The food here sucks, the suoermarkets are massively overpriced. Japanese are racist as hell, don’t have their own opinions on anything and walk way too slowly.

The only jobs most foreigners can get is English teacher or recruiter. Both are shit.

If you haven’t been to japan its worth visiting, but if you want to live in Asia would recommend Hong Kong. Peace.

The only thing the japanese ever built or invented that fell apart was their war effort. Try harder weeaboo.

Do Japanese women hold a sexual interest in male american tourists? I could imagine they get bored of their kind. Like they want to inspect dicks or is this just typical porn cliche.

Are you a prince?

Do you have any money you can deposit into my account for safekeeping?

Are you actually this guy?

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>i am not teaching English, i am not even a native speaker
cabron tu eres el del otro día, ver las fotos de la guarra de tu novia.

If you aren’t hideous looking and go to Roppongi on a fri/sat night you can pick up a girl and take to a love hotel. Most of the girls there speak English and hunt foreign guys.

They are usually not the best looking girls and are riddled with disease so best to stay away.

You can pick up more domestic girls if you get lucky. Better to live here tho and learn some Japanese, makes it so much easier.

They don’t really care about foreign guys in terms of dick size, although Japanese guys can be tiny in that area.

They like foreign and exotic things just as we do, but to be honest most aren’t that great in bed.

>the rice will fall apart
x'D

What do the Japanese think about Australians? Curious cause the more I hear about Japan the less I want to go,over there for anything more then a holiday

Do they really make those weird sounds when you fuck them or it's just porn?
I bet you can find some hot Filipinas that will fuck great