Why are you not listening to Pirate Metal?
Why are you not listening to Pirate Metal?
because its trash
Fuck you with a fuckin' anchor...
I thought it was just for the ladies
>Implying I'm not listening to Blind Guardian right now
Cause I'm not 13 anymore
I don't like music
Because it's absolute utter fucking shit
>Pirate Metal
>blind Guardian
Kys
I graduated middle school in 2003
This is the lowest common denominator of gimmickry
Because I'd rather be listening to Asphyx
Pastafarin Metal
I'm not sure what "pirate metal" is, but Alestorm is trash.
That was terrible. 3 Inches of Blood is actually pretty good though.
tobias fate fan btw
hangover cover by alestorm is super hype only execption
i have this rule that i never listen to metal with faggy album covers, which alestorm falls into...
>no dragons
>no fantasy
>no demons
>no gore
>no vikings
Sounds like you are actually more of a loser then those who do.
i'm a loser because i don't like things losers like? how does that work?
im too busy listening to rusty cage because my faggot levels are off tHe FuCkING CHARTS
this
Because that's gay shit. I only listen to intestinal distress metal.
Sooo... are these metal versions of sea shanties?
holy fuck i need to find out if thats a thing
Because this is much better.
listen to real sea shanties
youtube.com
Because you felt the need to complain about a thread you have obviously no interest in . Because you are trying to pick and internet fight and your gay.
fu.
because I only listen to 13th wave jazz-infused melodic blackened-death metal
>Because you are trying to pick and internet fight
like you do with me because i don't see things the way you do?
also i didn't complain, i just remarked about the gay artwork
you named criteria for like every metal album cover ever
there's nothing wrong with alestorms
it fits them, it's what the thread was made about, you are jumping at the chance to be a nigger
Fuck yeah, dude! I haven't thought about alestorm in a lot of years. What a bunch of legends. Pirate metal is still great!
But how do you feel about HERO METAL? youtube.com
>Pirate metal
Straight garbage shit for kids. Black metal is the only good metal (doom too i guess)
That's complaining, faggot,
because I graduated highschool in 2015
DONT GIVE ME A PUNK SONG!
>the criteria for like every metal album cover ever
try again
My nigger
Because I listen to goblin metal.
Snownigger music
Kek
>Album covers with faggot bikes and naked chicks
Dude.
Meh, i've heard much better but i've also heard much worse
Because it's not brutal enough for me.
I only listen to Japanese Digital Hardcore.
youtube.com
I had no idea this existed. This shit is fucking great, thanks for that.
that's because you're gay
>faggy
>gore
end yourself
only teens with fluid sexuality thinks gore is edgy
surf squid warfare is my fucking jam
> what is pirate metal
wtf that is kid chameleon
Because it's uninspired garbage lifting on the success of folk metal from the past 15 years.
I might listen to them if they fired that announcer (calling him a vocalist would be a stretch, he always just talks like he just got out of bed)
I am now, that's for sure
Just some shit melo death with a shitty theme
Not OP, but come on man, don't take shit so seriously. Picking up a gimmick is just a bit of fun.
Anyone remember gypsy punk rock? Gogol Bordello?
They were terrible, and it was fantastic. Musicians don't have to take themselves seriously to make fun music in their own way, and taking inspiration from others is basically the foundation of musical creativity.
>real sea shanties
youtube.com
this is a real sea shanty
Not gay enough to feel the need to hide my homosexuality behind ridiculous covers like that.