Gf is pregnant and i need to find a name cause all of her ideas a so fucking shitty

Gf is pregnant and i need to find a name cause all of her ideas a so fucking shitty.
So shitty that i ask help from Sup Forums.Since it's Sup Forums trip decide

>inb4 : nigger faggot

Spiderman.

OP here , since i don't now the sex of the child i need you to submit a name for each sex

Name it after your grandfather/grandmother
Also make sure to marry the girl asap

Tell us some of the horrible names, faggot

desesperate self bump , i need
to prevent my child from having a fucking new age / hipster name .

Girl: Aria
Boy: Jackson

just dodge a bullet

shit like Ipasi ( ancient greek feminist cunt) , Gabin , Marin.. I must specify that i'm french but that still shitty name.

rolling for boipussy

Your last name, her great grand parents first name, if not good come up with a rare first name for your heritage, and of course the middle shall be the attributes your child shall bear, examp

First name middle last
Vincent/strongheart/ annon

Poopoo

Reroll

Rereroll

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Andrew

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Adolf

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Fidget spinner

Cuntcunt

Braxton if boy
Laylana if girl

i'm french not indian

Boottodoopadoo

Kyle
Mitch
Sarah
Holly
Sasha
Cole
Sam or samantha
Rebecca

Bold BigFlank
Lump BeefBroth
Slate Fistcrunch
Flint IronStag

1 re roll for trips

Niggerface the second

Do you mean

>"I'm Algerian not Indian".

name it Tyrone.

Male: John
Female: Sarah
Pick something that doesn't sound like an anime character

Am I the only one that cannot take the name "Cole" seriously because it makes me think of coal.

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a nice jewish name like samuel

WHY ARE YOU SO BORING.
Holy fuck. Comes to Sup Forums for names. Better get fucking generic.

>tfw amerimut name

Dicksuckingasscunt

Reroll

Slap Bap Nap Tap

Abortion

Lucifer

Chad

Op can't inb4

RapeMein UnterPantsie

Kevin

Hermstein

Joseph

Peepee poopoo buttbutt

jack

Abortion

I’ve convinced my best friend to name his daughter what basically amount to Gonorrhea.

Male: Abortion
Female: Abortion

Enzo or Lucifer

Dende (their nickname shall be little green)

>hhur durrr your not white
>t. 56%

use your own joke

Croissant

this

Dan Zoey
Joe Amy
Jack Hazel
Louis Robyn
Vincent Yoda
Peter Nadine

shit taste amerifat

lel, roll for this

Assgobbler

bolbi

H o l y fucccck i did it

winrar

kek'em

>mfw my child name is now Assgobbler Mariani

Stinky

Hey You

Ludovic
Elisabeth

Dick Kickem

OP cannot inb4
So nigger or faggot.

Mahooganschwanz

winrar!

Hoochie Coochie Magoochie Fred

Normal names.


Steve and Nyssa.

Cmon trips.

Wolfgang Oglethorpe Tallywacker

the perfect name is
>Falcon Punch

Lester

Gaylord

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Just use a random name generator until you find one that works I mean damn nigga

reroll

Are you a nigger?

newfag

Scrotie McBoogerballs no matter what’s the gender

Reroll

Chad
Stacy

Pat
PAt

Cockinass Niggerlipper
Fucktoy Pizzaboy

lafawnduh

You won't know the gender until it's old enough to tell you!

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nigger faggot

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No fucking way any of her names get anywhere near the birth certificate. Period. Fill out the form yourself if you have to.

Use common names with common spellings.
Emma, Louise or Maria for a girl.
Gabriel, Paul or Jean for a boy.
If you want something else just as common, do it.

Everyone knows them, can spell them, can pronounce them, and so on. It’s an easier time all around.

Lol

Ejaculatia for a girl
Pubert for a boy

Batman Bin Suparman

nice try, but checked