So were they inter-dimensional Jews or what?
So were they inter-dimensional Jews or what?
Luke Johnson
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Dylan Morales
literally who
Robert Perry
Why was this movie such a flop
Jason Ward
Shitty marketing
>Call the movie: John Carter
Should have called it : John Carter of Mars.
Would have turned more heads.
Jonathan Gray
Horrendous marketing. It was a mediocre, soulless film but in no way deserving to flop that hard.
James Howard
Yeah it wasnt good, but it was honestly miles better than all this fucking comic book shit we are drowning in
At least it TRIED to have a different aesthetic than the endless blockbusters that are based off literal childrens picture books yet try to be 'realistic' and force an agenda
Michael Kelly
The real question is how did it possibly cost that much to make
$220 million?
Obviously all the Disney Jews involved got more than their fair share of blow and underage puss on this project
Hudson Garcia
No movie with the word "mars" in the title has turned a profit.
Justin Evans
The aesthetic was moronic and ugly though.
Noah Evans
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>Mars Attacks!
>Budget $70 million
>Box office $101.4 million
Austin Collins
>Superior Intelligence master race that manipulates lesser barbarians on backwards shitholes
maybe they were Jews
Cooper Hall
>what is marketing
Nolan Hall
Such a comfy movie
Jackson Phillips
all the stuff with the green fellas looked pretty good
James Harris
This, comfy af.
My only gripe was the armor design for some of the characters looked kinda cheap, and the finale is very rushed.
Nathan Torres
marketing, yo
Carter Edwards
It butchered the books beyond belief. One of the first ever science fiction series ever and it was reduced to a comfy rainy day movie. The fucking travesty.
Nathan Ortiz
I've never been so mesmerizied with a women on screen than with Deja. I think it's because she's so orange but I couldn't stop staring at her everytime she was on screen
Jacob Sanders
the lanky tribals and their little society was based and unique for hollywood
Julian Butler
No, but surprisingly the guys in "Dude Where's My Car" were the real inter-dimensional space jews. Where they're from Swedes look like ugly little wogs.
Jaxon Walker
>we live in a world where Avatar is the top grossing film of all time and John Carter is one of the greatest flops of all time
Now I'm not saying JC deserves to be a huge franchise or whatever but seriously now.