Dear /b
Tomorrow I'm getting injection in my wee wee because I have a illness called Lapeyronie.
They'll put needles in my fucking dick /b.
I have some lotion I'm supposed to apply an hour before which apparently will make my numb.
Two questions:
1) What if it still hurts ?
2) What else can I do with this lotion ? I have plenty
>what if it still hurts
scream like someones sticking a needle in your dick
>what else can I do.
send pics of lotion bottle
>1. It will hurt. Sorry.
>2. Put it on all the spoons so everyones mouth goes numb.
It's a cream not a lotion
>2. Put it on all the spoons so everyones mouth goes numb.
kek I'm considering this option
Fucking eat it
How is your first thought not to use it to masturbate and try to cum before effects settle in...?
this
eat and tell what happens
Alright fuck it I'm eating some.
Posting pictures
apply it and fap so it feels like somone else is doing it
ye boi
1-Adopt it as your new fetish
2-Ask if they can restrain you
3-???
4-Cum on the nurse
5-Profit!
You are a faggot posting a dick jpg on Sup Forums and you deserve to DIE
That's what it looks like
it's not my dick so who cares ?
I'm trying this little first
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fugg'd
no reply
OP are you still ther?
eat it, die before you have to get needles in your dick
Get drunk beforehand
This is a pretty well understood problem user. I bet your doc is going to get you straightened out:O Just listen to him on the follow up care.
The lotion? meh once you use it you will see it makes your dick utterly useless
too late, he ate some
Cover your body in it and fade into oblivion
NOOOOO, NOT OP!
He was the only Op I know that delivered!
>inB4 it's fake & gay
inb4
I'm still here but I don't feel well.
My mouth is numb but it's like my stomach is eating himself. It's starting to hurt real bad.
The absolute madman
go to the doctors
you delivered, make yourself throw up. If you still feel like shit go to the hospital
I think I'm going to try and take a shit instead.
Will post picture if I deliver nice poop
I can see where this is going
my nigga they gonna remove the scar tissue from your dick, you won't have any erections without that little balloon thingy that you squeeze so it pushes air into your dick for yourself to get an erection
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