A spaceship lands in your yard

A spaceship lands in your yard

This steps out

How do you react?

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Fucking kill it

Take a picture, post on Sup Forums and ask how people would react if they saw that thing came out of a spaceship that landed on their yard.

-sigh- "Goddammit, the conspiracy theorists are never going to shut up after this..."

Welcome her, show her around, make myself useful so maybe they keep me as some kind of pet

fuck it

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"come on in, sweetie! would you like a beer~?"

this is now scalie thread

Depends, does it have a phallus or an egg vent in 'it's' cloaca?

wonder why the fuck a highly intelligent bipedal upright standing being would evolve such a disproportionately large head

what possible evolutionary gain could come from such massive eyes and large head

that's just wasted energy

Fuck the lizard

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>Sup, you speak English?
That's the first thing to establish

Ask to go with

under8d

knock it out and sell it to the government

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bump

Extra perception and room for a large reptilian brain to compensate for their usually small ones.

Or something.

That's a pretty good response
>You take hitchhikers?
>All the time, hop in bitch

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Get my smartphone out of my pocket and start filming the first intergalactic rape porn vid in the known human history.

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Artist? It's actually a really good design.

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Also the reffrence sheet

Don't usually go for scalies. However...

You generally get less autism with scalies and more diverse disignes. Unlike furries that are 90% blue wolf's or huskies

Even if it turned out horrible and full of torture or some shit....what a way to go.

The one on the right.

Oh god ain't that the truth. Either that or rainbow gradient shit.

Fuck it.
youtube.com/watch?v=uLURNp8c-r8

>greetings, its customary on Earth to have a light dinner, followed by an intimate evening watching a good movie, and then a night of gentle, loving intercourse when two sentient species of opposite genders meet for the first time.

Like the shape of water but replace Fishman with space snake

Why the fuck does a reptile have breasts

Evolving towards bipedalism also brings about a loss of the tail. It's no longer needed for balance and would actually make standing upright difficult if it were still being used for fat storage like this pic depicts.

Because internet

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Dat ass

I like the way you think.

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Uhh...

It has tits? I fuck 'em and come on her face. "Welcome to Earth, Baby."

Standard protocol. Now look at my pen...

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