Even if he wasn't in the pool it would be no basis off of how big his penis is...

Even if he wasn't in the pool it would be no basis off of how big his penis is. Why is it that in every movie when they catch a guy with his pants down they say he has a small dick? You can't judge a penis on its size unless it's hard so why all the small dick jokes?

But there was shrinkage.

You and I know that but women are fucking retarded and dnot know it

t. autist

t. baby dick

Women are retarded that's why. Gay bros have your back.

I don't have any insecurities about size. I'm an average 7 inch and I'm fine with that. This scene just always bothered me because you can't judge a flaccid penis on size considering most penises are 2-4 inches flaccid.

>so why all the small dick jokes?

Because "body shaming" is not only acceptable, but also funny, when it's directed at men. It's only wrong to make fun of someone's body if they're a woman.

Imagine an episode where they make fun of beefy outie vaginas.

Curb made an episode about that

>average
>7 inches
suck my 5,5 inches long average cock

i found out that not many girls are aware of growers. They're like "if flaccid it's like a thumb, erect it's like my index finger maybe"
At least you got the element of surprise going on, right?

Microdick detected.

It's just a meme OP, calm down.

Now let's settle this.

Any sensible woman who desires a stable long term relationship and a family doesn't gaf about how long/big her husbands penis is, especially when it's flaccid. Furthermore, most women interested in casual sex don't analyze your dick with a ruler before you put it in either. 9/10 times they are chuffed just to have sex, like you are, and as long as you stay hard and last a decent amount of time they're happy.

Seinfeld is an OLD Jewish sitcom - they nitpick over everything and penises aren't out of bounds. On a related note, pornography is NOT an accurate or healthy depiction of sexual relations. It is a PERFORMANCE. If you can't fathom this yourself then you shouldn't be partaking in either one. This is why pornography is supposed to be for adults, ie, people who are mature enough to understand this.

significant shrinkage

I think she's a roastie.
>A roasty?!
A ROASTIEEEEEEE!

>tfw 2 inches soft and 5.5 inches hard
Why did god make me this way?

You do realize this was recorded 20 years ago before millenials ruined the world, right?

>confirmed mad little white boi

that actually sounds like something that could be a premise for a seinfeld episode

>Not just jelquing and getting a huge dick

inb4 "hurr injoy broken dick" not if you stretch properly before and after

So is this dude a self hating cuck or a actual nigger?

Life is tough being a grower

Most girls don't give a shit, unless its pathetically small, or too damn big.

Even if youre a grower, women like when you grow in their hands or in the mouth.

Yeah but what if it was the size of a grape very thin? Even flaccid you could tell something wasn't right.

*or very thin.