My girlfriend of 5 years just left me. Should i kill myself?
My girlfriend of 5 years just left me. Should i kill myself?
Charles Martinez
James Adams
make a master plan to fuck her best friend.
then maybe kill yourself.
Kevin Sanders
kill her you dolt!
Parker Carter
Before you do, go do the things you've always wanted to do. After all, death is coming soon enough, so why not just squeeze out the last bit of life you want to live?
Ayden Allen
No, he should fuck her mother instead, then kill her father.
Isaac Bell
>killing yourself over a woman
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
Aiden Murphy
yeah but take me with you tbh
Caleb Fisher
Never kill yourself over a girl. It won't make her feel bad, only hate you and blame you, use your suicide for sympathy. Best revenge is success. Read sidebar of /r/theredpill
Kayden King
Nice, where u live bruh
Ryder Sanchez
blow your head off right in front of the bitch so it'll ruin her whole day
Blake Williams
>going on Reddit
Lucas Carter
You could be like me and never had a girlfriend.
But then I'm not you.
Isaac Anderson
if you were with her that long and you hadnt proposed yet, you kinda deserve it.
Brandon Jones
do it faggot
Jayden Gutierrez
Oh well man move on. Now you dont have to worry about her dragging you down finacially. You get to spend money and time doing what you want.
Carter Howard
Kys because you're an amerimutt
Isaac Cooper
No, no, no. He should fuck her father. That'll teach her.
Jeremiah Harris
break into her house and hang yourself that'll get her!!! also, OP is a faggot
Jackson Brown
Naw youre more important than a woman.
Women suck
Gabriel Russell
If you be cool, it's the best thing that ever happened to you.
Dominic Turner
via GIPHY
Grayson Young
You should send her an email. Tell her how you think this is for the best because you were having your doubts about the relationship. That you were thinking about breaking it off and glad she did so you didn't have to. Something like that. She'll ask you why you were going to break it off. Then tell her she was getting fat,to dumb, certain flaws you can point out that you know she has issues with.
Then kys
James Baker
My nigga, you can feel the tsunami of pussy you are going to drown in
Xavier Allen
Kek
Nice try
Joshua Howard
fuck off stupid amerimutt shitposting nigger
Joseph Miller
>girlfriend of 5 years
Why are you dating a five-year-old, you fucking pervert?